Archive for April, 2008

I Hear And Obey

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Pennsylvania Democrats!

Vote for Hillary!

So she can be President!

Jay Reding has been bidden by our overlord to tell you:

There’s always the chance that this race could be a shocker and Obama could pull ahead, but none of the polls seem to show that. The most likely outcome is Hillary gets a victory, stays in the race, and the Democrats continue to battle for the nomination. Unless Clinton dramatically loses the next few races, the possibility of this race being settled in Denver will remain.

It takes a village to raise a village!

Vote Hillary!

I’m Not A Liberal, So I’m Not An Expert At Stuff I Know Nothing About

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

I tell people I was a liberal until my early twenties. The fact is, it was a slow slide, starting from when I was 15 or so, until 1984 – when I voted for Reagan (and made sure I told nobody about it). When I was 17 in 1980, I wrote the “Federalist” party platform at North Dakota Boys State; it was all full of “redistribution of wealth” and “comprehensive programs”, and probably qualified me as a McGovernite. By 1986, I was a conservative talk show host of sorts.

There were six people I credit with the change:

  1. Jimmy Carter: The “Malaise” speech was about the first thing that started souring me on liberalism.
  2. Ronald Reagan: I don’t think I need to explain.
  3. Alexandr Solzhenitzyn: If One Day In The Life of Ivan Denisovich and The Gulag Archipelago couldn’t convince one of the evil of the left run amok, what could?
  4. Fyodor Dostoevskii: Crime and Punishment is the universal excoriation of the moral vacuity underneath socialism.
  5. Paul Johnson: Modern Times pretty well gutted the historical record of liberalism’s “achievements” that I’d been given in high school (even in my relatively-commonsense rural district).

    and finally…

  6. P.J. O’Rourke: Because after all of the above, I still needed someone to convince me that it was OK to be a conservative and play my music too loud; to assure me that conservatives were the kind of people I really wanted to be.

Oh, yeah – O’Rourke is coming to town:

P.J. O’Rourke, best-selling author and America’s leading political satirist, will be speaking at the University of Minnesota on Tuesday, April 29th at 7pm. The event, titled “Yes, I’m Still a Conservative, Damnit!: An Evening with PJ O’Rourke” is hosted by the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities chapter of Collegians For A Constructive Tomorrow (CFACT).

The event will be held at Northrop Auditorium (84 Church St. SE) in Minneapolis. The event is free and open to the public, with a special gift to the first 1000 attendees. No tickets will be issued.

With more than one million words under his byline and more citations in the “Penguin Dictionary of Humorous Quotations” than any other living writer, P.J. O’Rourke has established himself as America’s premier political satirist. He is the best-selling author of 12 books, including “Parliament of Whores”, “Give War a Chance”, “Eat the Rich”, “The CEO of the Sofa”, “On Wealth of Nations” and “Peace Kills”. Both Time Magazine and The Wall Street Journal have labeled O’Rourke as “the funniest writer in America”.

They left out about 200 other countries, but we’ll give ’em points for effort.

Be there!

More Cowbell!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Sheila O’Malley’s sister Siobhan has a new album out.

Your mission is clear.

The Audacity of Authoritarianism

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Good thing Chicago bans gun ownership by law-abiding civilians!
Otherwise, goodness knows how bad this weekend of gang violence might have been!

A violent and deadly weekend continues in Chicago. At least 12 people have been shot, two of them killed, since Saturday morning. This comes after at least 20 people were shot, four of them killed, from Friday night through early Saturday.

A 28-year-old man was shot and killed at an auto body repair shop on the Southwest Side Saturday morning. Raul Lemus was shot in the stomach at 2520 W. 59th St. at about 11:20 a.m.

Lemus, of 4630 S. Talman Av., died several hours later at Stroger Hospital, making him the sixth person killed in Chicago since Friday night. Police said the shooting appeared to be gang related.

Also Saturday morning, Michael Giles, 26, was shot and killed inside his home at 336 N. Avers Av. Harrison Area detectives are investigating.

Because, as everyone knows, if you keep “assault rifles” out of the hands of the law-abiding citizen, gang-bangers will be disarmed.

Really!

In another case, a suspect toting an AK-47 has been charged with murder and three counts of attempted murder after allegedly killing a man and shooting at police. Bennie Teague of 6200 S. Sacramento Av. is due in bond court Sunday afternoon.

It’s amazing no one was hurt during the shootout between police and Teague, who was firing an assault rifle.

(…other than the guy he’s already murdered from among the pack of defenseless sheeple that he could have killed before the police arrived, naturally).

Police say the gunman opened fire on them Friday night at 110th and South Union. They tracked him down after he allegedly shot and killed 34-year-old Marcus Hendricks inside a plumbing business a few blocks away.

Y’know, it’ll only be a few more decades of complete disarmament before the people of Chicago will be rendered safe from this kind of thing!

Tone-Deaf Again?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

You’d think that after “Crackerquiddick”, the Obama campaign would learn to tread lightly around the beliefs of most of us bitter, gun-totin’ Jesus freaks in the midwest.

Well

Erick Erickson over at RedState tells us all of an anti-Christian video recently introduced with great frivolity by Internet philosopher and Obama technology advisor Larry Lessig. The video introduced at a Google Author series seminar shows Jesus singing the Gloria Gaynor tune “I Will Survive” in a very effeminate, theatrical way. As the song ramps up, Jesus throws off his robe and strips down to a diaper-like covering, then he sashays through a modern city until he gets hit by a bus in an intersection.

Larry who?

Again, as Erickson points out, “Barack Obama’s campaign has regularly cited Lessig as a key supporter on technology issues (see here too) and made sure Lessig was quoted when listing Obama’s technology endorsers.”

Hm.

I Endorse Hillary!

Monday, April 21st, 2008

When looking ahead to November, it’s quite clear that only one candidate has the experience, the personality and the gender to lead this nation into the future.

That’s why I’m endorsing the candidate I’ve always supported, Senator Hillary Clinton!

Go vote for her!

Really!  I mean it.

If In Saint Paul

Monday, April 21st, 2008

 I got this from the Minnesota Voters Alliance – the group pushing back against the Instant Runoff Voting scam:

A public hearing is scheduled for April 21 regarding the Commission’s consideration of Instant Runoff Voting (IRV) and will be held at 7:00 at the Battle Creek Community Center; 75 S. Winthrop.  This is a PUBLIC hearing at which we will present the many reasons the IRV referendum question should not be considered as a Charter Commission matter. The public is invited and may address the Commission. The Minnesota Voters Alliance will advance 3 general reasons for its opposition to Charter Commissions consideration of IRV;

1.     IRV is not a new idea and its purported benefits will not survive scrutiny of the claims made its supporters. While it is always temping and somewhat entertaining to think that something new is better, compromising our individual absolute right of our vote to count must not be considered.

2.     The one person – one vote practice is the only way to guarantee fairness to the individual voter. All other ranked choice and preferential schemes violate this basic voter guarantee.

3.      The City would be better served if the Commission delayed further consideration of the matter until the law suit challenging the proposed scheme in Minneapolis has worked its way through the courts and obtained a final ruling.

IRV is being pushed by the radical left – which is the political mainstream in Saint Paul.  And I find it odd that some of the same people that preach suspicion of electronic voting (rightly so!) are the biggest supporters of IRV, which will require even more-complex, less-auditable, more error-prone, more jiggerable software than electronic winner-takes-all voting!

I can not make it to the meeting – but I hope you can. 

We’re Here. We’re Armed. And We’re Not Going Away.

Monday, April 21st, 2008

This week is the planned protest by Students for Concealed Carry on Campus against the laws that require most American college and university campuses to be gun-free zones disarmed victim zones.  These zones – where the law-abiding citizen, whether student or staffer, is enjoined from carrying a legally-permitted firearm that they have a permit to carry for self-defense.

These laws have contributed to the deaths of dozens of American high school and college students in the past twenty years.

During the week of April 21-25, 2008, thousands of college students throughout the United States, organized under the banner of Students for Concealed Carry on Campus (SCCC), will attend classes wearing empty holsters, in protest of state laws and school policies that stack the odds in favor of dangerous criminals and armed killers by disarming law abiding citizens licensed to carry concealed handguns virtually everywhere else.

SCCC hosted its first national collegiate Empty Holster Protest during the week of October 22-26, 2007, on the campuses of approximately 125 U.S. colleges and universities. This second Empty Holster Protest will expand upon the concept of the first protest by placing greater emphasis on educating the uninformed. Protesters will focus on sharing the facts of “concealed carry” with students and faculty who may not be aware that concealed carry laws exist or that those laws differ on college campuses from most other locations.

I’m aware that an SCCC protest is being planned at Saint Cloud State.  I’d welcome comments from participants from SCSU, or any other campuses.  I expect campus administrations to attempt to “manage” these protests – and naturally will welcome word of any administration actions.

He Knows What I Did Last Saturday

Monday, April 21st, 2008

First things first – thanks to Dane Smith for coming on the NARNII with us last Saturday.

Speed Gibson reviews Smith’s appearance:

Sorry Dane, but what we’ve really seen the past ten years is an experiment in BIG government. And the ten years before that, and the the years before that …

Next time – whether you call it big or small government, does all that money truly pay for a better Minnesota?

There’s much more to talk about, naturally.  (Check out the podcast and see for yourself; last weekend’s shows should post later today).

Dog Bites Dog

Monday, April 21st, 2008

The Minnesota Monitor – which pretty routinely reprints talking points from left-of-center groups – is trying to gin up a phony controversy over Katherine Kersten’s columns about the Tarek Ibn Ziad Academy and the Saint Thomas University censorship of conservative student groups.

Well, nothing new there. In the entire Twin Cities media, nobody elicits more derangement than Kersten because, in a market full of full-bore liberals passing themselves off as “apolitical” and “moderate”, she’s the only “out” conservative.

She draws particular attack for having been associated with the center-right “Center of the American Experiment”, the local conservative think tank which, along with the Taxpayers League and Jason Lewis, was a prime mover behind Minnesota’s pesky outbreak of conservatism over the past decade. As such, all three (and the symptoms of that outbreak – talk radio, Michele Bachmann, EdWatch, Powerline and so on) are ripe for attack using the best tools the leftymedia have; ad-homina, harassment, and petty niggling.

Background: in this piece, the Monitor’s Andy Birkey notes that Kersten uses some themes from conservative group press releases and from Powerline.

(Yes, that’s the same Andy Birkey who’s written pieces that would seem to borrow slavishly from Dump Bachmann, Citizens for a Supine “Safer” Minnesota, the RNC Welcoming Committee, the DNC, anyone that bashes Christian colleges without a whole lot of context…)

Paul Schmelzer followed up with Strib management:

I left messages with editor Nancy Barnes and Politics Team Leader Doug Tice, Kersten’s direct supervisor, but it was Tice — a former contributor to the quarterly publication of the Center for the American Experiment, the thinktank Kersten served as director for — who called me back.

Schmelzer takes the obligatory dig at Tice’s “connection” with Kersten’s former employer – omitting plenty of key context. Doug Tice, during his stint at the Pioneer Press, before being hired at the Strib, was a very subtly conservative columnist – indeed, the last one with a Twin Cities paper before Katherine Kersten. He wrote a great column, although he was no ideologue – think of him as Craig Westover without the statements and with the questions. That ended in (if memory serves) 2002.

The Strib doesn’t post Tice’s email address (not that I could find online, anyway), so I can’t confirm my belief that Tice’s “contributions” were, essentially, re-used columns. I’ll try to follow up on that. I could be wrong – but if I’m not, it’d be a fairly key bit of context to omit; leaving it out could leave the reader with some wrong ideas.

In our first conversation, Tice said he was unaware of the YAF press release and asked for some time to compare it with Kersten’s column. In a followup call, he replied, “I’m not finding anything here to be particularly concerned about,” adding that he’s satisfied with the legwork Kersten did on the piece: getting a statement of explanation from UST, interviewing Parker, adding in an anecdote about another liberal allowed to speak on campus, etc. “My sense is she added fairly significantly to the discussion.”

Tice also doesn’t buy the argument that Kersten regurgitates what rightwing blogs have to say. “I would disagree that that describes Katherine’s work in a general way,” he said. “In a good many occasions she has broken new ground on things, most recently with the charter school [majority Muslim school TIZA]. Are there times when she is weighing in on issues and turns to sources from a conservative perspective? Sure. I don’t think that’s unique to her.”

The assertion that Kersten “regurgitates what right wing blogs say” is perhaps the weirdest of the Monitor’s assertions. Leaving aside the laundry list of lefty talking that the Monitor has been caught reprinting, or the fact that the Monitor exists to serve as nothing but a bought-and-paid-for propaganda organ in the first place; let’s ask this – Kersten is a conservative writer that lives in a market where the other well-known conservative writers are conservative bloggers! Why should Kersten not give to and borrow from them?

Is there a reason? Beyond the Twin Cities’ mainstream media’s shared Kersten Derangement Syndrome, anyway?

He continued, “One of the reasons we value Katherine at the paper is that she brings that perspective from another side of the spectrum that’s not always heard in the mainstream press.” But if Kersten’s columns cover the same ground — sometimes with startling similarity — as bloggers like Power Line or conservative groups like YAF, how is that an alternative to what’s already out there?

If by “out there” Schmelzer implies that the Twin Cities’ mainstream media and center right blogosphere have a whole lot in common, I’d like a shot of whatever he’s drinking.

“No criticism intended, but I’m not sure Nick Coleman raises altogether different opinions than what’s already out there in the blogosphere,” he said. “She provides this point of view on our pages.”

And there’s – to coin a phrase – the big question: why is the Monitor flapping its gums about the “connection” between Kersten and Powerline?

Because there’s a genuine journalistic concern?

Or because for half a decade, the Twin Cities blogosphere has been pointing out that Lori Sturdevant has been slavisly echoing the DFL’s legislative leadership’s agenda in her weekly column? That Doug Grow spent decades carrying water for the DFL? That Nick Coleman magically turns up whenever some lefty pressure group wants to hold a “Die-in” or needs someone to bellow “our schools are burning” on cue?

Because the leftymedia needs a red herring to draw the readers’ attention away from that truckload of rotting carp that Powerline, Ed, the Fraters, Hugh, Anti-Strib, KAR, the Dogs, True North, David and Margaret, Fishsticks, Bogus Doug and a hundred other conservative bloggers have been piling on the doorstep at 425 Portland (and whatever coffee shop the Monitor meets at) for half a decade now?

One Thesis

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Fifty years ago, the great slander against Catholic politicians was that they’d have to take orders from Rome.

That might almost be preferable to the world Pope Benedict seemed to espouse last week.  He seems to be cuddling up to the UN:

Pope Benedict on Friday called for collective diplomacy, and not “the decisions of a few” to resolve conflicts and said human rights had to be based on “unchanging justice” and not the legal whims of the day.
Constitution.  Check.
At the United Nations, normally formal diplomats and bureaucrats snapped pictures of the pope with their cell phone cameras and jostled to get close as he moved through the institution’s corridors.Praising the founding principles of the U.N., Benedict said the world body should and does serve as an “active example” of how conflicts can be solved based on shared regulations and values.
Did someone slip spray paint into the sacramental wine? 

Or is there another UN in New York I’m not aware of?

What “conflict” has the UN “solved” with “shared regulations?”  What “values” does the US “share” with a body that condemns Israel but ignores terrorism?  With an organization that was bought off by Saddam Hussein’s oil money?

If our nation ever  “shares values” with Dag Hammarskjold, we should just pack it in right now.

Sorry, Pope Benedict.  Swing and a miss.

Load With Grapeshot!

Monday, April 21st, 2008

The 3rd CD GOP unanimously endorsed Erik Paulson to run against DFL-endorsed liberal Ashwin Madia on Saturday.

This is great; while the media will do their best to portray Madia as a moderate, the fact is that he has had to run far to the left to outflank Terry “Don’t Call Me Karla” Bonoff, leaving the unopposed Paulsen plenty of room in the middle.

The mission for conservatives this next few months is to counter the leftymedia’s attempts to portray Madia as anything but a machine liberal – and to be watching for, and ready to repulse, the inevitable smear attack against Paulson in the Strib (a biennial tradition for the Minneapolis paper). 

Give ’em hell, Erik!

The Trojan Gun

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Barack was against guns, before he was for them:

…before he became a national political figure, he sat on the board of a Chicago-based foundation that doled out at least nine grants totaling nearly $2.7 million to groups that advocated the opposite positions.

The foundation funded legal scholarship advancing the theory that the Second Amendment does not protect individual gun owners’ rights, as well as two groups that advocated handgun bans. And it paid to support a book called “Every Handgun Is Aimed at You: The Case for Banning Handguns.”

Obama’s campaign’s response? “Freedom is slavery, Winston!”

Obama’s eight years on the board of the Joyce Foundation, which paid him more than $70,000 in directors fees, do not in any way conflict with his campaign-trail support for the rights of gun owners, Ben LaBolt, a spokesman for Obama’s presidential campaign, asserted in a statement issued to Politico this week.

Well, yes they do.

The Obama campaign spins the involvement as “supporting a dialogue” about guns. But among the Joyce Foundation’s beneficiaries are Citizens for a Supine “Safer” Minnesota, a pro-victim-disarmament group whose idea of “dialog” is lying through its teeth to the media, and never, ever responding to questions.

That’s Barack Obama at work for your Second Amendment rights.

Happy Patriots Day!

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

No, not the football team – the anniversary of Paul Revere’s ride to mobilize the militia against the British, and the Battles of Lexington and Concord.

By bypassing the mainstream media and taking the word directly to the people, Revere was in a sense the first conservative blogger; indeed, had his horse been named “Blog”, the metaphor would stand on its own.

Sadly, that is not the case.

However, a look through Massachusetts state archives reveals that, like a good conservative pundit in the public eye, Revere stirred up a firestom of controversy.

In the Bofton Ftar-Tribune, columnist Richelieu Sturdevaant wrote:

Patriots of olde have lamented to me that thif is a fad, far cry from the old days in Maffachufettes, where real patriots worked with the Britifh Government!

Zebulon Perry, writing the Maffachufsetf Monitor – a broadsheet funded by British parliamentarian and tax patriarch George Townsend, wrote:

Revere, who riddeth fourth against the lawful Brittifh taxes, is funded by the Sons of Liberty!

Hezekiel Martens, of Citizens for a British Massachusetts, noted:

The righte to keepe and bear armfe is clearly laid down in the Britifh Conftitutione to derive to the Militia, which is the Britifh Redcoatte. Mufkettes kill 1,000,000 Maffachufettef children a year.

Grace Kelleye, writing fo the broadsheet MassRed, wrote:

George Washington is the real fascist. We should all lay down on the roade in front of Mr. Revere.

Lord Jefferey Fleckey of Broadsheet of the Moderatte Royaliste simply wrote:

Revere if fo pwnn3edde

And Otis Coleman of the Ftrib wrote:

Fure, fit a ftupid overfexed filverfmith aftride a faft horfe, and fure, he’ll feel like a ftud. Fo what? He’fe no big cheefe. Af a feventh-grader fitting on my knapfack, sucking on a sucker, fifty yearf ago on the weft fide of Bofton, I faw that.

Really!

Happy Patriots Day!

A Long Time Ago There Were Pirates Beaming Waves In From The Sea

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Today on the Northern Alliance Radio Network:

  • Volume I “The First Team” – Chad, John and Brian will do their thing from 11-1.
  • Volume II “The Headliner”Ed and I will be on from 1-3.
  • Volume III, “The Final Word”King joins Michael from 3-5.

So tune in to all six hours of the Northern Alliance Radio Network, the Twin Cities’ media’s sole guardians of sanity. On the air at AM1280 in the Metro, or streaming at AM1280’s Website, or via podcast at Townhall.

And don’t forget the David Strom Show, with David Strom and Margaret Martin, from 9-11!

(Title h/t Mick and Joe)

Just Like A Spirit In The Night

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Someday if I ever made a movie of my own life,  most of the soundtrack would probably be Springsteen songs.  I associate one song or another with most of the big milestones of my life – teenage angst, love found and lost, hope, determination, grief, whatever you got.

The E Street Band is just a tad greater than the sum of a bunch of great parts; the beating heart of the Weinberg/Tallent rhythm section, Miami Steve’s raw, sloppy-yet-perfect backup vocals, the Big Man’s sax garnishing the whole thing…

…but under and around and occasionally soaring above it all was the soul of the E Street Band’s sound – Danny Federici and his Hammond B-3.

Federici passed away yesterday at age 58 from complications of skin cancer after nearly forty years of playing with Springsteen:

It was Federici, along with original E Street Band drummer Vini Lopez, who first invited Springsteen to join their band.

(“Child”, with Springsteen, Federici, Vinny “Mad Dog” Lopez and Vini Roslin)

By 1969, the self-effacing Federici — often introduced in concert by Springsteen as “Phantom Dan” — was playing with the Boss in a band called Child. Over the years, Federici joined his friend in acclaimed shore bands Steel Mill, Dr. Zoom and the Sonic Boom and the Bruce Springsteen Band.

Federici became a stalwart in the E Street Band as Springsteen rocketed from the boardwalk to international stardom. Springsteen split from the E Streeters in the late ’80s, but they reunited for a hugely successful tour in 1999.

Federici and Springsteen were half of “Steel Mill”, a first-generation metal band (of all things) that predated the E Street Band by a couple of years, and whose bootlegs have been for thirty years among the most sought-after in the boot business. 

  It’s no accident that the Springsteen moments that I remember the most are, most often, the ones most keenly-accented by Federici’s raw, understated, yet always dead-on playing:

  • The figure in the chorus of “Incident on 57th Street” (The Wild, The Innocent And The E Street Shuffle); it’s only three notes repeated eight times, dissolving into a high, fat wash of chords keening above the raw longing of Bruce’s vocals; “Puerto Rican Jane – oh won’t you tell me…”, but without it, it’d be just another lovelorn guy baying at the moon; Federici’s part adds and accents the tension, the hope, the passion. 
  • “Jungleland” (from Born to Run);  The huge swell as Bruce roars “From the churches to the jails, tonight all is silence in the world…” signals that this song is going downtown to rumble.
  • “Sandy”, from E Street Shuffle, featuring Danny on an unforgettable accordion part

  • The Farfisa part that propels the choruses of Born in the USA’s “Glory Days” (and is virtually a sample of the even cooler part on “I’m a Rocker” (The River).
  • “Backstreets” (from Born to Run); Federici does two things that stand out in this song – one of my favorites, and easily the best “breakup” song of all time.  From the bridge (“Endless juke joints and Valentino drag…”) to the end, of course, Federici’s B3 howls with all the anger and longing that this angry, longing song deserves; the organ is the atmosphere.  But it’s at the beginning – the long intro Federici shared with pianist Roy Bittan – that is the most ingenious.  The organ part starts low, mournful and sad, with broad chords behind Bittan’s eighth-note riffing.  But then, when the band comes in, Federici swells up into a higher register, playing a nervous, jittery pentatonic counterpoint behind the rest of the band.  It’s so subtle you have to listen hard for it – and you usually sense it rather than hear it.  But it adds the angst-y undercurrent to the intro; while the rest of the band broadly thumps away, the organ twitches and twists in the background like all the unanswered questions behind any lousy breakup. 
  • “Jackson Cage” (The River) – Federici is the propulsion behind this, one of Bruce’s rawest sprints, almost challenging Weinberg to keep up. 

And of course, the entire album Darkness on the Edge of Town.  Dave Marsh once wrote that Born to Run belonged the Clarence Clemons and Roy Bittan – but Darkness belonged to Federici (and the low end of Weinberg’s drum kit, the toms and bass).   Marsh was right, as he usually was (when not writing about politics, anyway); Federici has almost too many great moments to catalog; the burst of howling joy in “Badlands” (especially the roaring swell in the second verse – “Poor man wanna be rich, rich man wanna be king…”), the fatigue-ridden last-call motif on “Factory”, the indigo atmospherics in the title cut…

…and, perhaps best of all, “Racing In The Street”, which constantly dukes it out with “Darkness…” for the title of my favorite Bruce song.  The song is the flip side of “Born To Run” – it’s about growing up and realizing after you’ve driven your suicide machine through the mansions of glory, that party’s got a morning after – the rest of your life. 

And the final coda, after the last chorus – “tonight my baby and me are gonna ride to the sea, and wash these sins off our hands…” – is entirely driven by Federici; slow and mournful at the beginning, and then brightening like the sun rising in the east over The Shore, as another day begins as things pick up tempo and life starts up again.

Federici was the quietest member of the band, the one who stayed the most in the background, the one whose career was most-closely tied to the band.

 

  Unlike Nils Lofgren, he had no previous solo career; he never forged much of a second career, like Steve Van Zandt’s acting or Max Weinberg’s now-long career as a bandleader, or for that matter Gary Tallent’s as a producer; he didn’t have the force of a supersized personality like Clarence Clemons to boot doors open.  His single solo album, the jazzy and largely instrumental Flemington, was and remains obscure.  He reportedly took the E Street Band’s extended hiatus, from 1990 to 1998, the hardest; rumors among the E Street fan hive had it that he had a bit of a drinking problem; the band’s reunion and tour in ’99 was, the rumors had it, a huge boost to his life. 

Whatever.  The fact remained that whatever the rest of the E Street’s bands parts brought to the table, Federici added the atmospherics, the foreboding, the tingle of anticipation…the soul of the band.

RIP, Danny Federici.

Condolences

Friday, April 18th, 2008

The Roosh family has had a loss:

On Monday morning, we lost my wife’s mother, Louise. She battled respiratory illness for many years; the last year and a half were the hardest.
Louise raised three healthy, happy children who have all gone on to have families of their own; ten grandchildren. Our Jujubee shares her middle name with her grandmother and of our three, is the most touched by the loss.
Louise’s husband, strong and stoic, lovingly cared for her every need these past few months. He kept every promise. I don’t know a better man.
The caregivers at North Memorial Hospice were so wonderful to Louise. It was evident, they loved her too.

Best wishes to the whole Roosh family.

Just Words

Friday, April 18th, 2008

Charlie Quimby notices something I’ve noticed, albeit noticed differently, as well:

Nicholas Kristof writes about research into how our biases filter the information we will accept as authoritative.

[Farhad Manjoo, Salon staff writer and author of True Enough: Learning to Live in a Post-Fact Society] cites a more recent study by Stanford University psychologists of students who either favored or opposed capital punishment. The students were shown the same two studies: one suggested that executions have a deterrent effect that reduces subsequent murders, and the other doubted that.

Whatever their stance, the students found the study that supported their position to be well-conducted and persuasive and the other one to be profoundly flawed.

“That led to a funny result,” Mr. Manjoo writes. “People in the study became polarized.”

Other experiments demonstrated how people seek out information that confirms their prejudices and resist information that doesn’t fit their beliefs — certainly not news in the blogosphere.

Of course, Quimby and Kristoff are writing for liberal audiences, so they have to make it safe for their consumption, presumably lest they end up getting “managed“:

Kristof says the blinkering “afflicts both liberals and conservatives, but a raft of studies shows that it is a particular problem with conservatives.”

Now of course I could follow up by responding “check the biases of your “researchers””, the subject samples, etc, etc, but, honestly, let’s let crabbling about the (proven) bias of most academics go for now.

The larger thesis – that people are predisposed to believe research that supports their biases and undercut or devalue research that disagrees with them – seems obvious enough.

But since I experiment on peoples’ perceptions of things for at least part of my living (usability testing), a more interesting experiment suggests itself.

Bear with me, here.

I was involved for a couple of years with a Saint Paul email discussion group. The group has devolved into, essentially, a DFL press-release forum, where DFLers argue about who is more DFL. Which is fine.

Periodically, conservatives would join the group. And there’d shortly be a spasm of arguments about what constitutes a “civil” discussion. And Republican commenters would leave comments that would give DFLers the vapors over “incivility”, that wouldn’t draw a comment if they had been aimed at Republicans instead.

I’ve wanted to try this experiment:

  1. Make up a bunch of more-or-less caustic political phrases from whole cloth. They could range from really confrontational things like “Being a [liberal or conservative] is like having a lobotomy – although easier to detect in polite company – [right or left-wing commentator]”  to more neutral statements.
  2. Get a series of test subjects.
  3. Have the subjects rate their politics – left, right or center. (Also get the last four presidents/governors they voted for, or would have voted for, to help weight the answers).
  4. Read them a series of these fictional statements, attributing them alternately to well-known left and right wing commentators, with appopriate subjects. For example – to a “left” leaning subject, read “Being a Liberal is like having a lobotomy – although easier to detect in polite company – (Ann Coulter)” and “Conservatism is to intellect what rape is to education (Michael Moore)”.
  5. For each statement, rate them from 1 (not uncivil at all) to 10 (caustically uncivil).

The catch is, of course, that the statements are fictional and identical, and will have their “authors” and subjects shuffled an even amount of times – so the only actual variable will be the audience’s preconceptions.

I wonder how that’d turn out?

Well, no. I don’t wonder. I have a pretty fair idea, although it’d be fun to confirm or reject that idea. I have a pretty fair hunch that a fictional statement attributed to a “hostile” commenter aimed at someone the subject approves of will be judged far more harshly than the exact same statement from a “friendly” commenter aimed at an “enemy”.

I’ll go out on a limb with this next bit; I’d suspect that with conservatives, the effect would diminish with higher education. I will almost (but not quite) bet money that the opposite is true among liberals; the effect of taking offense at “incivility” in others will become more rather than less enhanced.

Hm. Where to do the experiment?

Hmmmm, indeed.

Oh, Well, Then. Silly Us.

Friday, April 18th, 2008

While Tom Shales at his best is an adequate (if past-his-shelf-date) TV critic, when he swerves into politics he distinguishes himself by being an even balder-faced flak than Lori Sturdevant or Frank Rich.

His “review” of the Pennsylvania debate focuses – like the rest of the nutroots – on the shock and awe they feel over actually seeing Democrats questioned.

But this bit here caught my attention:

Obama was right on the money when he complained about the campaign being bogged down in media-driven inanities and obsessiveness over any misstatement a candidate might make along the way, whether in a speech or while being eavesdropped upon by the opposition. The tactic has been to “take one statement and beat it to death,” he said.

No sooner was that said than Gibson brought up, yet again, the controversial ravings of the pastor at a church attended by Obama. “Charlie, I’ve discussed this,” he said, and indeed he has, ad infinitum.

Oh.

Well, then.

Never mind! 

(Note to all you anti-war people; Bush “has discussed” the war, “ad infinitum”.  Just shut up and speak when spoken to!)

This is precisely what has happened with widely reported comments that Obama made about working-class people “clinging” to religion and guns during these times of cynicism about their federal government.

“It’s not the first time I made a misstatement that was mangled up, and it won’t be the last,” said Obama, with refreshing candor.

Ah.  Well, that’s that, then!  He “misstated” his contempt for the vast majority of the American people!

Sorry to impose, Tom! 

 The networks’ trick is covering an election with as little emphasis on issues as possible, then blaming everyone else for failing to focus on “the issues.”

Contempt for over half the voters – including, I hasted to add, me, a gun-toting Christian from a small rural town – is an issue.

By your leave, anyway.

 

I Liked…

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

…the story of R’nB crooner Akon

 Compared to most of hip-hop’s leading figures past and present–50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Diddy, Tupac Shakur, Jay-Z, Notorious B.I.G.–Akon, 35, seems to have logged more time behind bars and, consequently, gained a better understanding of the average convict’s plight (both in and out of custody) than any of his musical peers. The New York Times has referred to him as the “prison-obsessed R&B singer” who “wants it known that crooners can evoke prison life just as effectively as rappers.” In fact, the singer not only named his company Konvict Music, but he settled on “Konvicted” for the title of his second album, which sold nearly three million copies last year.

…the first time I heard it…

 As it turns out, however, “Kontrived” might have been a more accurate choice.

Akon’s ad nauseum claims about his criminal career and resulting prison time have been, to an overwhelming extent, exaggerated, embellished, or wholly fabricated, an investigation by The Smoking Gun has revealed.

…when it was called CB4.

Mitch out.

Junk Food for Political Thought

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Let’s wallow in stereotypes for a bit, here!

Pianomomsicle sent me this:

IF there’s butter and white wine in your refrigerator and Fig Newtons in the cookie jar, you’re likely to vote for Hillary Clinton.

I have butter, I love fig newtons, I keep white wine in the house (mostly for making risotto).  And I’d rather gouge my eyes out.

Prefer olive oil, Bear Naked granola and a latte to go? You probably like Barack Obama, too.

I keep tons of olive oil around, I love granola (don’t care about brands, but then what guy does?).  Lattes leave me cold.  I’d just as soon vote for Jimmy Carter again.

Supporters of Barack Obama prefer Bear Naked cereal. Hillary Clinton’s fans like GoLean. For John McCain’s supporters, Fiber One is favored.And if you’re leaning toward John McCain, it’s all about kicking back with a bourbon and a stuffed crust pizza while you watch the Democrats fight it out next week in Pennsylvania.

That, too,sounds great.

If what we eat says a lot about who we are, it also says something about how we might vote.

Oh, yeah?

For example, Dr Pepper is a Republican soda. Pepsi-Cola and Sprite are Democratic. So are most clear liquors, like gin and vodka, along with white wine and Evian water. Republicans skew toward brown liquors like bourbon or scotch, red wine and Fiji water.

I do like Diet Dr. P (too much sugar in anything, but especially pop, makes me queasy these days.  But I vastly prefer clear booze (not that I turn any of it down).  And while paying $1,50 for water is anathema, I do like Evian.  All water is not water.   (The water from the old Stroh’s Brewery could cure some hereditary diseases, in fact – and remains the best water I’ve ever had in my life).

When it comes to fried chicken, he said, Democrats prefer Popeyes and Republicans Chick-fil-A.

I always thought Chik Fil A was what the Viet Cong yelled when they were about to launch an ambush. Huh.  Who knew?

“Anything organic or more Whole Foods-y skews more Democratic,” Mr. Dowd said.

Bzzzt – although I usually get my stuff at Mississippi Market; only a Democrat would be dumb enough to pay Whole Foods’ prices.

There’s a method to the madness, natch:

Political strategists slice and dice the electorate into small segments, starting with traditional demographics like age and income, then mixing consumer information like whether you prefer casinos or cruises, hunting or cooking, a Prius or a pickup.

Once they find small groups of like-minded people, campaigns can efficiently send customized phone, e-mail or direct mail messages to potential supporters, avoiding inefficient one-size-fits-all mailings. Pockets of support that might have gone unnoticed can be ferreted out.

“This is essentially the way Williams-Sonoma knows which of its catalogs to send you,” said Christopher Mann of MSHC Partners, a political communications firm, which has used microtargeting to help dozens of successful candidates, including Gov. Christine Gregoire of Washington and Gov. Tim Kaine of Virginia.

I’m obviously a spy.  For  both sides.

I See Your Problem, Here…

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

The Tic Nutroots are snivelling about yesterday’s debate:

How could ABC News do it? Behold the teeth-gnashing. And hair-pulling. And foot-stomping.

How dare the ABC moderators ask questions about topics that are, you know, topical?

How dare they ask questions that–gasp!–conservatives are asking.

How dare they explore questions of character, truthfulness, and judgment?

Don’t you know you’re supposed to do the Schoolmarm thing or the Suck-Up thing or the Bogus Plant thing?

Don’t you know you’re supposed to just let the candidates bloviate about Compassion or Global Warming or Diversity or some other MSM-designated Important Issue?

Well, there’s yer mistake, Democrats.  You need to get the University of Saint Thomas to “manage” the debate for you.

Then you can get elected, and “manage” public discourse via campaign finance reform and the “Fairness” Doctrine!

I need to see how the Chinese are doing, “managing” those Tibetan demonstrators…

Don’t Mind The Hypocritical Censors Behind The Curtain

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

“The University of Saint Thomas took the correct approach in resolving the Desmond Tutu flap, safeguarding academic and intellectual freedom while preventing Tutu from insulting Jews. The school has an obligation to protect students from inflammatory speech”.

The Strib stirred up a hornet’s next of controversy last fall when they put a period on the end of the Desmond Tutu controversy by endorsing a paternalistic, authoritarian approach to the controversial event.

OK. No, they didn’t. They reconsidered and re-invited the Bishop.  The Strib wrote no such thing.  Indeed, it’d be tough to imagine any such thing coming from the Strib’s editorial board if a left-of-center icon’s appearance at a campus were diverted in any way.

But can you imagine how the local media and Sorosphere would have reacted if they had?
No, it was the fairly affable conservative, pro-life, pro-self-reliance speaker Star Parker that gets the special treatment – and the Strib, predictably, backs the authoritarian approach to (conservative) free speech

In the Parker case, a compromise was struck and the university ultimately made the best decision. She will speak at the O’Shaughnessy Auditorium in St. Paul on April 21. As a Catholic college, St. Thomas had come under fire for denying space for someone who agrees with the church’s position on abortion.

The Strib dignifies Saint Thomas’ position by omission. Oh, it’s true – but they also banned Star Parker because the Young Americas Foundation had booked Ann Coulter. Jane Canney’s objections – as I noted yesterday from Katherine Kersten’s piece…

Katie Kieffer, an alumna who helped plan Parker’s visit, says that Vice President for Student Affairs Jane Canney, who oversees the committee, blocked the way. “She told me, ‘As long as I’m a vice president at St. Thomas, we will not deal with Young America’s Foundation,’” said Kieffer.

Which goes a lot deeper than just “not booking a pro-life speaker”. It means Saint Thomas indulges in institutional bigotry against conservative thought on its campus.  Speakers booked by the Young Americas Foundation – one of very few conservative student outreach groups in the country – are non grata.

Yet the university’s speaker missteps offer guidance about how private and religious colleges can balance institutional core values with respect for free speech and the duty to expose students to a variety of points of view.

Let’s come back to that last statement in a bit.

St. Thomas officials said that Coulter’s appearance was paid for by an external organization and that the same arrangement was originally made with Parker. But that arrangement gives the college little say in the event.

Of course, the University had no problem bringing Al Franken and transgender activist Debra Davis to campus – and, let’s be clear, I don’t want them to have a problem with it, since I’m a conservative and therefore value genuine intellectual freedom – even though both of their messages are, unlike Parker’s, fundamentally anti-Catholic.

What “control” is it that the Strib thinks Saint Thomas needs?

The university decided to pay for Parker’s appearance, which means she must agree to guidelines set out by the college. That contract does not censor speech. Rather, it says that speakers must engage in civil discourse and handle controversial issues in a responsible, respectful manner.

Except liberal groups’ speakers are not subjected to this paternalistic, discriminatory guilt by less-than-association!

As St. Thomas Vice President Mark Dienhart said in a statement, regardless of who pays, the university is ultimately responsible for the impact of speakers on the community and should be a primary party in agreements with speakers. That’s wise advice for any college or university.

It might be, perhaps, if it were consistently applied.

As it is, it’s merely further evidence of Saint Thomas’ intellectual cowardice – and the Star/Tribune’s hypocrisy.

UPDATE:  Scott Johnson updates this story with the latest from Katie Kieffer, whom he quotes at length (with emphasis added by me):

What exactly are the terms of this speaker’s contract? My sister Amie and I pressed Jane Canney to show us the University’s process for bringing conservative speakers to campus, and she refused to show this to us. Again, what is there to hide?

Why does the University feel such a need to properly “manage” events sponsored by conservative students? Who was monitoring the students or groups who brought Barbara Davis and Al Franken to ensure that they did not offend the St. Thomas community?

That’s the bit that gets me; the assumption, on the part of UST and the Strib, that the institution needs to “Manage” conservative events, to feel “comfortable” with the message its students get.

Would anyone in the Twin Cities’ leftymedia tolerate this if it were aimed at, say, Michael Moore?

Cue Bill Conti

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

The Good News:  First bike commute of the season.  Almost two full months earlier than I got started last year.  

The Better News: 

  • Remaining Legs:  2
  • Remaining Ventricles/Atria: 2/2
  • Butt:  Not begging for an amputation, yet.

I’m feeling pretty good, thanks for asking.

UPDATED:  So it’s been 20-odd years since I studied any anatomy.

My Morning So Far

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Was awoken at 4AM by my dog barking madly.

I grabbed a handgun, an axe, a bag of lime, some plastic contractors bags and a bow saw (*) and walked downstairs.

There was a drunk wearing a Wild jersey, screaming into a cell phone, standing on the sidewalk. But the dog was barking out the side window.

I walked outside. A young woman in a Wild jersey was vomiting in my garden.

Someone wanna get Dave Thune on this? I don’t want my neighborhood swarming with puking Hamline kids/hockey fans.

Oh, I sent them on their way.

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