Category: Entitled America!
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“LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
FIve’ll get you ten she’s a teacher Someone’s gonna get discovered alone in an apartment full of cats after drinking too much boxed wine:
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The First Off The Boat
To: All of CongressFrom: Mitch Berg, Obstreporous Peasant with kids, grandkidsRe: Your (pl) Cowardice Political Weasel Class (Democrat and GOP) So I’ll start with the low-hanging rotten fruit: Eric Swalwell continues to pay dividends on China’s investment: We’re headed toward a $50 Trillion debt. Already our debt service costs more than defense, and will soon…
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Countermeasures
Clever anti-genocide activist and wag “counterprotests” at the Harvard pro-Final-Solution “encampment” in perhaps the most delicious way possible; interrupting “protesters” beauty sleep, not only with the national anthem… …but one of the most cringey renditions of it imaginable, from one of those divas that has to ornament the bejeebers and the life out of the…
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Not My Better Self
Watching our “Best and Brightest” in action…: …I’m reminded of a coach we had in college. A famously blunt man, he would have likely looked at kids like this best/brightest and said “You’ve got a kind face. The kind of face I’d like to throw shit at”. Let’s just say it resonates. By the way…
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Today’s Committed Environmentalists
Today’s leftists: “We should be more in touch with nature!” Also today’s leftists (in this case, Briana Rose Lee’s understudy): “ZOMG! POOP! IT’S FREAKING POOP!” The Minneapolis Left wants an urban life theme park, not a city.
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I Love A Happy Ending
Hamas*holes in Florida try to block a road. Get dragged. Literally and figuratively. I want to send this video to the Minneapolis City Council, just to see if any of them retreat to a crying room…
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Honest Question
Did people like this exist 30-50 years ago? Not just people who don’t want to have kids, but people who actively detest children in their lives? Or did our society just not exalt this kind of narcissism?
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No
Professor Galloway: I hear what you’re saying. I do. And on behalf of all the small businesses strangled by your mistake, all the parents who watched their kids slowly go crazy and stupid, and felt their personal, social and business relationships fraying and breaking? I reject it. Forgiveness without atonement is meaningless. Try again.
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Seven Year Plan
Minneapolis has big plans for transit, and Minneapolitans are part of them, whether they like it or not. June 24, 2023 – 2:00 PM In seven years, Minneapolis transportation planners want 60% of trips in the city taken on public transit, or made by biking, walking or rolling. The effort to achieve that ambitious goal,…
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What If They Threw A Culture War
…and the enemy was nothing but a bunch of snot-nosed eighth graders… …with firebombs and deep political connections?
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Property Rights
Democrats, learning Twitter banned discussion on politically fraught topics at FBI request: “Hey, it’s a private company. They can do what they want!” Democrats, being asked to pay $8 a month for their precious blue checks: “Musk is STIFLING FREE SPEECH ZOMG!!! REEEEEEEEE!!!”
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Security
A friend of the blog emails: These people see downtown Target locking down everything and see it as corporate greed. I hear about it and think of failed policies that create a mass of poverty stricken people who have fallen morally into the way of a Les Miserables story, where stealing is justified. It of…
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Remember Back In The ’80s?
When pop culture went through a phase of giggling at videos of school kids “ducking and covering” to practice for nuclear attacks? I have a hunch that people in the 2040s are going to do the same with video of some of today’s dimmer, more dissociative bulbs: That is to say, if they stop winning…
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All In All You’re Just Another Thick-As-A-Brick Prog Demigogue
Further proof that not only was David Gilmour the brains and heart and (along with Mason and Wright) talent of Pink Floyd, he was the leader of the band who wasn’t a complete cretin.
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Let It Be Noted
I stay pretty relentlessly civil, especially when discussing politics. There’s enough pointless anger out there. But I’m going to say this, and I don’t care what you think about it: If you are part of the lefty social media mob that thinks “Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer”, you are a flat-earther. Complicated stuff follows. Stay…
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Our Betters Know It
We are living in a meritocracy that is utterly lacking in merit. And our betters know it. If the current leadership in Washington were confident in their abilities and in their support, you would not see FBI raids on political opponents and political show trials on national television. You are under no obligation to like…
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Headline, 2025
August 1, 2025: “Residents of Manila garbage dump: “Californians go home! You’re ruining everything!” I mean, it’s more and more plausible every day.
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Pauline Kael Syndrome
To: Lieutenant Governor FlanaganFrom: Mitch Berg, Irascible PeasantRe: This… Lieutant Governor Flanagan, About this appearance, on a local, uh, livestream, I guess? I have so many questions. Baaaaaaaaaaahb: For starters: Does anyone really care how you dress? And by “anyone”, I don’t mean “Baaaaaaahb from FRIDley” – although we’ll come back to him, and to…
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Checked And Balanced
A state district judge has thrown out a lawsuit by a group of parents Who were seeking an order requiring the governor to issue a state wide mask mandate and to reinstate the state of emergency. Thankfully, the judge shot the request down: “While this court is gravely concerned about the public health consequences of…
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That’s A Daring Stance Indeed
Professor “joins the lowercase ‘movement’” (sic) to reject the “symbols of hierarcy”. Let’s forget for a moment that she’s keeping the “Doctor” in front of her name – as noxious a symbol of hierarchy as there is. But let’s dig a little further. Writing in pure lower case is the sort of stylistic affectation afforded…
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Urban Progressive Privilege: My Scientific Research Project
Title: Analyzing the Propensity of Modern Feminists, Progressives and the Media to Overstate Accrued Virtue. Aim of the Experiment: The aim of the experiment is to test whether there is any activity approved of by “Big Left” that a woman can do, that will not be turned into a example of supreme personal moral virtue.…
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Unexpectedly
Mayors of big, Blue cities dunked on cops… …while simultaneously spendin heavily on personal security.
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Mission
After reading this story, I’m overwhelmed with a desire to lead a movement to get conservatives to eschew smashing their own faces into rock or cement walls. No true conservative would ever smash their face into a cement or rock wall. Just a bunch of face smashing sheeple. Who’s with me?