Archive for January, 2007

The Suicide Commences

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

The lefties are commencing their Vietnam-fantasy foreplay:

Barack Obama is introducing binding legislation mandating the phased removal of combat brigades from Iraq to start in a few months, with the goal of getting “all” — we repeat, “all” — removed by March 2008. From a release just sent out by his campaign:

WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-IL) today introduced binding and comprehensive legislation that not only reverses the President’s dangerous and ill-conceived escalation of the Iraq war, but also sets a new course for U.S. policy that can bring a responsible end to the war and bring our troops home.

“Our troops have performed brilliantly in Iraq, but no amount of American soldiers can solve the political differences at the heart of somebody else’s civil war,” Obama said. “That’s why I have introduced a plan to not only stop the escalation of this war, but begin a phased redeployment that can pressure the Iraqis to finally reach a political settlement and reduce the violence.”

The Obama plan offers a responsible yet effective alternative to the President’s failed policy of escalation.

I entitled this post “The Suicide Commences” for a reason.  I’m not sure whose suicide it is.

If the nation keeps its head about itself – if it heeds its troops in the field, follows a sensible (read: hands-on, dead-terrorist, whether-Shi’te or Sunni-focused) course, and focuses its efforts on protecting the vast majority of Iraqis who do want a peaceful, stable, vermin-free country, then it’s the beginning-of-the-electoral end for Obama.  If the GOP can refocus the national agenda on what matters – the war on terror – among the many cleanups, and getting-back-on-messages they need to do (and yes, that’s going to be a tall order), and appeal to the common sense and lingering social memory of the American people, then this is a total loser after the Democrat convention.

On the other hand, if the GOP doesn’t present the people a solid alternative to the Democrat agenda – if we continue to appear like Democrat Lite, as we do right now – then it’s the suicide of the nation as a whole that I’m most worried about.  If you accept that we are in a war against a terrorist movement – a real, hot war, as opposed to an ongoing investigation, like some distended RICO manhunt – then, for all the double-talk about “responsible effectiveness”, this would be vastly worse than the disengagement from Vietnam.  The North Vietnamese Army didn’t follow us home in 1975, after all. 

Being ever the optimist, I choose to work for the former, and against “Neville” Obama.

Two Rapists

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

The good news:  There’s apparently no serial rapist in Saint Paul.

 The bad news:  It’s two different guys.

Margaret Martin’s Minneapolis St.Paul Crimewatch blog has the story:

Forensic DNA evidence from the two rapes that occurred early this month on Payne Avenue in St. Paul reveals that the rapes were committed by two different suspects…It sounds as though even the police are surprised to learn this. The method and manner of the attacks were very similar, as well as the suspect descriptions. Unfortunately, this means that there are not one, but two violent rapists on the loose on the East Side of St. Paul. You can read the St. Paul PD’s press release here.

It’d be such a shame if either of the perps were to run into a “victim” who was armed, wouldn’t it?

Sweeping Up The Footsteps Where I Strayed

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

I worked at my first country-western station – KDAK in Carrington, ND – in 1982.  I worked at a couple after that, including WDGY in Minneapolis in 2001-2002.  I learned a great, immutable lesson; when country  western is bad, it’s very very bad.  When it’s mediocre, it’s very, very bad.  When it’s good, it’s very, very good.

And while the country audience is reliably Republican and the heart and soul of this country, country’s big themes – adultery, drinking, adultery, drunk driving, adultery and being hung over – show that America’s heart and soul longs for it’s younger, dumber days.

JB Doubtless’ protestations aside, most country-western music is cynically-marketed, focus-grouped tripe that makes N*SYNC sound fairly deep and  fascinating in comparison. Y’know – like rock and roll, R ‘nB and “Smooth Jazz”, only marketed with an ersatz twang to a different market vertical.

There’s tons of great country, of course.  Emmylou Harris was a favorite of mine back when I was still mainlining Stiff Little Fingers.  Over time and stints at a couple of C/W stations, I found quite a few other singers and groups that grabbed me; the classic stuff, of course, George Jones and Johnny Cash and Ernest Tubb and Hank Senior (the twangier the better), Waylon and Willie and Dolly Parton and Buck Owens, as well as a few that dragged the genre back from the pop-crossover hell of the eighties (Garth Brooks was a good thing by that standard), Dwight Yoakam and Rodney Crowell (and Roseanne Cash, and for that matter Carlene Carter before she fell off the face of the earth dragging Howie Epstein with her), the Desert Rose Band, Vince Gill, Suzy Bogguss, Steve Earle (at his early-eighties best), Holly Dunn…

And, the incandescent Patty Loveless – here covering (since I’m going through a Red-like obsession phase) one of my all-time favorites, a Richard Thompson song whose original version would be hard to top.

Loveless has a ton of great stuff – she’s one of those rare country singers who writes some of her own stuff – but some of her covers (like this one, by yet another long-time fave, eighties cowpunks Lone Justice) just kill me.

Apropos not much.

Corpse Aid

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

Power becomes Nick Coleman.

Free of the  horror of being out of power – of the imperative to sputter impotently about people in power he considers his inferiors – Coleman shows that he’s capable of doing some decent writing.
Like his latest, about Minneapolis’ latest, most ghoulish bit of good news/bad news:

Desperate to stem rising crime — or to appear to be doing something about it — cities from Washington, D.C., to Los Angeles are putting ShotSpotter in their most violent neighborhoods.

So having ShotSpotter is a good news/bad news thing. The good news is ShotSpotter can help fight crime. The bad news is your town has reached the point where it needs a computer system to track all the gunplay.

On Tuesday, Minneapolis Mayor R.T. Rybak and Police Chief Tim Dolan summoned the TV cameras to brag about the salubrious effects of a ShotSpotter system installed late last year in a high-crime area of south Minneapolis where the hoods have been resistant to a number of crackdowns. The mayor qualified his praise for ShotSpotter by acknowledging that “technology alone will not win this battle.”

But the casual citizen may be forgiven if he interpreted the horn blowing to mean that, at last, the law is a step ahead of the thugs.

That may be wishful thinking.

It is.  Like so many of the police’s tools, it helps crime victims only indirectly:

ShotSpotter will not keep you from getting shot. It will only direct the cops to the general vicinity of where your corpse lies on the sidewalk, cooling.

That’s how it worked Jan. 2, when ShotSpotter detected gunfire at 35th Street and Portland Av. S., where cops found Douglas McFarlane dead on the sidewalk. His killer has not been apprehended.

As one critic has said, ShotSpotter could be called “The Alarm That Tells Police When It’s Too Late.”

Of course, that’s true of everything that a victim can use (except a legal, permitted firearm in their own trained hand); they bring the cops to a crime scene, usually one where the perp is long gone.

Pawlenty’s “Education” Bill

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

With much ado, the Governor is pushing a new education bill.

Like most all such bills, it’s another take on rearranging the deck chairs on the Lusitania. It’s the same tired mix of money, “accountability” and perks to the teachers union, with no addressing of the real problem;

Matt from North Star Liberty writes:

Rather than throwing more money at the schools or meddling in curriculum and finance decisions at Minnesota’s 339 “independent” school districts, the governor should take a fresh look at his own early childhood education initiative. According to the governor’s office, “the Governor’s early childhood scholarship program will provide each at-risk student up to $4000 to attend a certified kindergarten readiness program of the family’s choice.”

Hello, vouchers!

By allowing the money to follow the child, rather than the school, the state of Minnesota would put the kids first, as opposed to putting schools first.

That, in the end – whether you call it “vouchers” or “money following the child” – is the only thing that will save the notion of “public education”.

Finally, as the chief protector of his state’s sovereignty, Governor Pawlenty should wield the Tenth Amendment to leave the federal No Child Left Behind Act behind.

Exactly. Intended to enforce “accountability” on the part of schools, NCLB has made things worse – taken a mediocre system and added bureaucracy and, worse, an imperative for the teachers and their unions to game a system to preserve their own system. Protestations aside, public schools “teach to the test” in every way that matters – meaning they’re “educating” a generation of kids to hit the lowest common denominator.

I don’t think this governor is the one that’s going to pee on the real third rail of Minnesota politics – the state’s greatest sacred cow, the myth of our “great school system”.

More’s the pity.

Only Five Shopping Days Left…

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

…until Reagan’s Birthday, the official holiday of Shot In The Dark.

I’m laying in jelly beans for the office, and getting ready to take the kids out for dinner to celebrate.

I urge real Americans to do the same. 

The Left: “We Must Destroy Freedom To Save It”

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

I’m trying to picture what would happen if, in the interest of preserving liberty, any conservative were to advocate forcing those who disagree with us to  fall in line, “for everyone’s good”.

Volokh points us to this extraordinary call from The Nation – Chris Hedges’ demand for censorship of the fringe right:

This is the awful paradox of tolerance. There arise moments when those who would destroy the tolerance that makes an open society possible should no longer be tolerated. They must be held accountable by institutions that maintain the free exchange of ideas and liberty.

The radical Christian Right must be forced to include other points of view to counter their hate talk in their own broadcasts, watched by tens of millions of Americans. They must be denied the right to demonize whole segments of American society, saying they are manipulated by Satan and worthy only of conversion or eradication. They must be made to treat their opponents with respect and acknowledge the right of a fair hearing even as they exercise their own freedom to disagree with their opponents.

I’m trying to think of any credible conservative (and Hedges is “credible”; he’s worked for the NYTimes and NPR) that’s called for anyone on the left to have anything forced (Hedges’ word) upon them.

Oh, and there’s no parsing his meaning; Volokh has Hedges’ “clarification” from an appearance on Talk of the Nation:

I think that, you know, in a democratic society, people don’t have a right to preach the extermination of others, which has been a part of this movement of – certainly in terms of what should be done with homosexuals.

Of course they do – noxioius as such preaching is.  I’ve heard some of the “Christian” Radio that Hedges is complaining about – and some of it is sickening.

But for Hedges to assume that there’s no slippery slope – and to ignore the absolutism with which his fellow NYTimes and NPR correspendents regard equally egregious free speech from, say, Louis Farrakhan or some moslem clerics or for that matter Mary Daly – is myopic at best.

Not to mention “par for the course”.

Read the whole sickening thing.

(Via Peg Kaplan)

The Force Is Strong In This One

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Arizona State student Ryan Visconti proves that there is hope for the future.

Visconti – a senior at the school – is pushing back over a “diversity exercise” in which students were assigned ethnic, affectional and social backgrounds, and subjected to society’s supposed stereotypes.

Visconti said the students who designed the roleplay overlooked their own stereotypes, such as the notion that white men don’t have to work for wealth because society gives them a free ride. Or the idea that Christian churches are filled with bigots, and people who support traditional family values such as heterosexual marriage are hateful and narrow-minded.

“They were basically saying that if you don’t feel the same way, you’re wrong,” Visconti said. “It got to the point that if you weren’t a minority or gay, you were supposed to feel guilty and that everything was given to you in life.”

To start the role-play, participants were handed coded index cards that indicated their race, ethnicity and sexual orientation. Participants were then told to visit different “life stations” and create their “perfect life.”

The stations included booths for housing, banking, church, jail, transportation and employment.

At each stop, Visconti said he was given scripted responses based on his gay Hispanic identity. He was told he could be a landscaper and live in a ghetto apartment or be unemployed and homeless. Meanwhile, students assigned white identities were encouraged to be business executives.

Of course, the “training” starts well before college.  I’ve had a longstanding program with my kids; I pay ’em a buck for every example of liberal indoctrination they bring home from school.  These sorts of stereotypes are all over schools well into the elementary grades.

It’s equally interesting to read the comments from the “tolerant” people at the end of the article…

Let The Sycophancy Begin!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Al Franken, it seems, might just sign off his failed talk show by announcing he’s running for Senate:

Al Franken announced Monday that he will end his radio talk show on Feb. 14, increasing speculation that he is preparing to run for Minnesota’s U.S. Senate seat in 2008.

“I’m definitely giving it serious consideration, and I plan to make a decision soon and announce that, hopefully not on the same day that Barack Obama makes his decision and announces that,” Franken said on his liberal Air America radio show.

I suppose it’s more likely than, say, apologizing for this very tasteless joke.  And it doesn’t matter – because the only real questions are “how far in the bag for Franken will the Strib be?” and “how many “journalistic ethics” will they waterboard to make it happen?”

Found In Passing

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

I first saw Christine Collister backing Richard Thompson at the First Avenue in 1986. Now, seeing Thompson alone is amazing – he’s the world’s greatest living guitar player, which alone is a near-religious experience.  Every time I’ve seen him, I’ve felt the need to start completely over from square one on the guitar.

But for the last several years, Thompson’s been touring as mostly a solo or small-group act. Again, it’s great – Thompson’s an amazing performer, a guy who could sing the phone book to great effect. But that touring band was the best I ever saw backing Thompson. It featured Collister and Clive Gregson singing backup and playing guitar, Danny Kilpatrick on three-row button accordion, and Dave Pegg and Dave Mattacks in the rhythm section – this incarnation here).

The most striking thing about the evening was Collister’s backing vocals on a seven-minute version of Thompson’s classic “Calvary Cross” – a song I later learned I was very, very lucky to see; Thompson has performed it very sparingly since 1972. Collister – with a booming, contralto voice that’s totally unlike most female backup singers (and very different from Thompson’s ex-wife Linda, who’d done most of the singing during their marriage), more like Dusty Springfield than Christine McVie, was an amazing counterpoint to Thompson’s nasal brit yawp (as in this reading of a Rich and Linda classic). While I loved Thompson the other two times I saw him (in ’97 with Mattacks, Danny Thompson on double bass and Pete Zorn on guitars, sax and percusson, and in ’89 with a grab-bag drummerless band (Mattacks had broken his hand the night before) that included Loudon Wainright), this lineup was one of the most stunning nights I’ve ever spent in a concert.

Anyway – I got a jolt out of seeing that Collister has a solo career. Might be a stop on my next transatlantic CD-buying expedition.

Coverage?

Monday, January 29th, 2007

So the Iraqi military hammers, apparently, a group of militants planning to attack Shi’ite pilgrims:

Iraqi officials claimed Monday that at least 200 militants were killed in a fierce battle between U.S.-backed Iraqi troops and a religious cult allegedly plotting to kill pilgrims at a major Shiite Muslim religious festival, while bombings and mortar attacks targeting Shiites elsewhere killed at least 15 people.

…and what did CNN cover?

A  helicopter shootdown.

Killing The Enemy

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Counterinsurgency warfare is a long, slow slog; dealing with a war where the divisions have been baked into a society by centuries of hatred, and then forced into a deep, crafty underground by decades of top-down authoritarian rule is harder still. The British – who have more years of experience with counterinsurgency war than the United States has years, took three decades to quell the worst of the violence in Northern Ireland, and never entirely extinguished it in India in 300 years.

Winning, in these wars, is never a matter of dragging the enemy to the deck of the USS Missouri and signing a treaty. The job – according to any number of sources with knowledge of the topic – involves a complex mix of protecting and helping the friendly locals, persuading the locals that are on the fence what is the winning bet, and finding the enemy and either killing him or convincing him that there’s a better way.

It’s not a job for the faint of heart. It’s also, by all accounts, a job we have never really carried out successfully. We were, by some accounts, on our way to at least an acceptable stalemate in Vietnam in 1962, before John F. Kennedy – eager for a “drag the enemy to the deck of the Missouri” victory after his Bay of Pigs debacle – upended years of progress by special forces advisors in quiet back-country “hearts and minds” operations by sending in the Marines, followed by hundreds of thousands of troops from a regular Army that had been trained to serve as a nuclear tripwire in Europe.

We’ve learned a lot since then – chief among those lessons being the switch at the end of the Vietnam era to a volunteer military. But there are more to learn.

Via Miss Attila, an interesting piece by Nibras Kazimi on how that war is actually going, and how those lessons are being learned:

The wider Sunni insurgency — the groups beyond Al Qaeda — is being slowly, and surely, defeated. The average insurgent today feels demoralized, disillusioned, and hunted. Those who have not been captured yet are opting for a quieter life outside of Iraq. Al Qaeda continues to grow for the time being as it cannibalizes the other insurgent groups and absorbs their most radical and hardcore fringes into its fold. The Baathists, who had been critical in spurring the initial insurgency, are becoming less and less relevant, and are drifting without a clear purpose following the hanging of their idol, Saddam Hussein. Rounding out this changing landscape is that Al Qaeda itself is getting a serious beating as the Americans improve in intelligence gathering and partner with more reliable Iraqi forces.In other words, battling the insurgency now essentially means battling Al Qaeda. This is a major accomplishment.

Kazimi is half-right. The other part of the battle is in Washington DC. And that’s where the Iraq war will be lost, as the new Democrat majority – with ideals even more misguided than Rumsfeld’s few worst mistakes, and in cases openly fantasizing about a “last chopper off the roof” iconic moment for their own generation – actively tries to scuttle the war effort…

(…which the Administration did, it seems, bungle for much of this past couple of years. There’s really no way around that).

Last October, my sources began telling me about rumblings among the insurgent strategists suggesting that their murderous endeavor was about to run out of steam. This sense of fatigue began registering among mid-level insurgent commanders in late December, and it has devolved to the rank and file since then. The insurgents have begun to feel that the tide has turned against them.

Half of it, maybe.

The half that really matters – in the Capitol – seems to be clipping right along.

The Washington-initiated “surge” will speed-up the ongoing process of defeating the insurgency. But one should not consider the surge responsible for the turnaround. The lesson to be learned is to keep killing the killers until they realize their fate.

For those (inevitable) hecklers who’ll assume Kazimi is a mindless apologist for the Administration…:

General David Petraeus, whom President Bush has tasked to quell the insurgency, spent the last year and a half updating the U.S. Army and Marine Corps‘s field manual for counterinsurgency. There’s plenty of fancy theory there, as well as case studies from Iraq. I don’t know how much of the new manual is informed by General Petraeus’ two notable failures in Iraq: building a brittle edifice of government in Mosul that collapsed at the first challenging puff, and the inadequate training and equipping of the Iraqi army due to corruption and mismanagement.

General Petraeus walked away from those failures unscathed and hence unaccountable. He re-enters the picture with major expectations. Most commentators, especially those who begrudge attributing any success to Mr. Bush, will lionize the general as he takes credit for this turnaround and speeds it up. Let’s hope that he has enough sense to allow what works to keep working and to improve on it, rather than trying to put his own stamp on things and test out the theories he’s developed.

Kazimi goes way into specifics of the insurgency – the Sunni attempts to expand their power, the defiance by some Shi’a of Sistani’s call for peace – specifics the MSM has been very light on. Read the article about the means, and go to the ends:

Sadly, it took many thousands of young Sunnis getting abducted by death squads for the Sunnis to understand that in a full-fledged civil war, they would likely lose badly and be evicted from Baghdad. I believe that the Sunnis and insurgents are now war weary, and that this is a turnaround point in the campaign to stabilize Iraq…Let me state the lesson of this turnabout clearly lest it be obscured amidst the euphoria: Never mind who takes credit, kill or capture more of the killers to ensure victory.

If you’re for staying in Iraq, read the whole thing. It’s interesting, sobering, and validating (although not in an easy way).

If you’re for cutting and running, read the whole thing before bothering to comment.

Tete a Tete

Monday, January 29th, 2007

Giuliani is flirting with running:

Though he has long been thought to be a presidential contender, he has fallen behind other candidates in declaring his intention, and the language he used on Saturday, while suggesting a run, also contained built-in escape hatches. Speaking to a convention of the New Hampshire Republican Party, he advised the delegates on “what you should look for in whatever decision you make in presidential primaries,” and added, “when I promise you things, if I do, when I do, as I do, I’ll promise them because I’ve done them before.”He returned to that theme moments later, and as he has done in recent days, drew a direct analogy between fighting crime in his home city and establishing peace in Iraq.

“When I say to you that we should reduce taxes to stimulate the economy, I’ll say it to you because I did it and I saw it work,” he said. “When I say we have to bring peace and security as sort of the beginning of anything, whether it’s in Baghdad or in other parts of the world or here at home, I’ll say that to you because I saw that happen in New York, and I made it happen. I did it.”

For me, at this exact moment, the GOP nominating race is Romney vs. Giuliani.

Vision

Monday, January 29th, 2007

My new neighbor Gary Miller’s new mission statement for Truth v. The Machine:

because if you can’t have fun with the impending collapse of Western Civilization you might as well go home and turn on the gas.

Granted, Ryan Rhodes has been doing both for quite some time…

…but point taken.

(more…)

Seth Kirk’s Op-Ed

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

I’m on the air with LuAnn Walters talking about Seth Kirk’s op-ed.

It’s well worth a read.

NARN Today – Mitt and Bill

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

Big day on the NARN today.

First: Mitt Romney  will join us in the first hour.   We’ll talk about dog breeding and curling.  No, actually, we’ll talk about his candidacy for President.

Then, in the second hour, Bill from INDC Journal will talk about his recent embed in Iraq.

Join us!

Contest

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Who said the following:

“It’s an angry, nasty, pissing and moaning format where the only thing they say is ‘Bush stinks’ or ‘Bush is bad’,” he said. “No commercial advertiser wants to be associated with that” 

Was it:

a) Talk radio authority and critic JB Doubtless

b) The guys who, ironically, held the “who can drink two gallons and not pee” contest that led to a woman’s death

c) John Hunt, general manager at WWTC “AM1280 The Patriot”

d) Sean Hannity’s batman

e) The general manager of a station in ultraliberal Monterey, California?

It was e.  And as we saw earlier this week, he’s right!

Open Letter to Keith Ellison

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Representative Ellison:

I’m one of your constituents.

OK, no.  I’m not.  I live in Saint Paul, a city that is not a morass of crime thanks to your party’s policies, thanks mostly to politicians like you – yet.  But I’m a Minnesotan, and I have every right to address my concerns to you.

You’re on record as supporting impeachment.  And I’m writing with one simple demand:

Get on the stick.  Start the “impeachment” ball rolling.  Now. The people who put you in office demand it, and they’re wondering where their campaign promise went:

At a rally in Loring Park in October, Ellison said Bush “has been running amok” and needs to be reined in: “There is one way that you can truly hold this president accountable, and it’s impeachment.”

But for the time being anyway, Ellison seems in no hurry to push the matter. “My opinions really have not changed over time, but the circumstances that I’m in have,” he said. He said that he’s “a step before impeachment,” adding that his emphasis as he learns the ropes in Congress is on a broader range of human and civil rights issues.

Keith!  Your supporters didn’t merrily plug their ears and eyes and mouths, and the Strib didn’t gang-rape the “rules” and “ethics” of journalism to put you into office so you could sit and “learn”.  You’re there for one reason only – to reflect the unfettered id of the DFL and their constituents!

Like this guy:

Mikael Rudolph of Minneapolis, co-founder of a group called ImpeachforPeace.org, wasn’t aware of Ellison’s appointment until he was contacted by a reporter. “That’s fabulous!” he said.

It’s for people like this that you’re in Washington, Mr. Ellison; the half-informed zealot.  The knee-jerk ranter.  The ill-informed, reflexive, unthinking “progressives”.

“Learning”, Mr. Ellison?  Pfft.

Ellison’s appointment to the Judiciary Committee, which has jurisdiction over impeachment, has brought applause from the president’s fiercest critics. Democratic leaders have made clear they don’t intend to move to impeach Bush, and critics are disappointed, hoping Ellison will provide a loud voice to ignite their lonely crusade. Pro-impeachment groups plan to press their case for impeachment when they join anti-war demonstrators for a huge rally Saturday in Washington.

And, Mr. Ellison, you had best be there!

At the rally in Minneapolis, Ellison said it was time to “send the message to this Bush character that we’re not going to have it anymore.” He said that impeachment “would be a major undertaking and it would dominate the headlines for a long time” but that it was the right course.

Well, then start dominating the headlines, Representative Ellison!  Get in the papers with your half-witted little plan!  “Dominate” the headlines!

It’s what the Fifth District sent you to Washington for!

Sixteen Years. Twelve With Good Behavior.

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Lockdowns. Weapons checks. Enforced dead silence at lunch.

How exactly is it that the traditional “sit your butt in your chair and learn what we tell you to learn, when we tell you to learn it” model of education isn’t the same as prison, again?

A Roman Catholic elementary school adopted new lunchroom rules this week requiring students to remain silent while eating. The move comes after three recent choking incidents in the cafeteria.

No one was hurt, but the principal of St. Rose of Lima School explained in a letter to parents that if the lunchroom is loud, staff members cannot hear a child choking.

Christine Lamoureux, whose 12-year-old is a sixth-grader at the school, said she respects the safety issue but thinks the rule is a bad idea.

“They are silent all day,” she said. “They have to get some type of release.” She suggested quiet conversation be allowed during lunch.

A better idea: Have an assembly. Tell the kids “if you see someone choking, yell at the top of your lungs SOMEBODY’S CHOKING”. Better yet, show them how to deal with it.

Another mother, Thina Paone, does not mind the silent lunches, noting that the cafeteria “can be very crazy” at the suburban school south of Providence.

Gosh, I have no idea why. Being jammed into a seat for six hours, threatened with dire consequences for failing to suppress all that pent-up energy…

It’s not the dumbest idea ever, but I can’t think of many worse.

Like, Totally Protesting

Friday, January 26th, 2007

“Peace” activist Cindy Sheehan is speaking at Augsburg next Tuesday.

A local peace through strength activist (whose name I’ll omit) writes:

Please let people know if they would like to protest Cindy Sheehan, we can meet across the street at 10:30 on tuesday  since it is public property. And i do have a student id; or at  least my daughter does.

It’d be nice to show that not everyone in the Twin Cities is pro-surrender.

Worse Than The Enemy

Friday, January 26th, 2007

Jimmy Carter started my swing to the right.  Seeing his incomparable stupidity as a kid in the seventies, I started, slowly, to question the Democrat-leaning worldview I’d been brought up in.

Over the years, he’s shown himself to be a deeply loathsome man.

“But how can you say that?”, ask those who haven’t scratched beneath his surface.  “He works for peace!  He builds houses!”

Yeah, and he has an odd sense of right and wrong:

Former President Jimmy Carter once complained there were “too many Jews” on the government’s Holocaust Memorial Council, Monroe Freedman, the council’s former executive director, told WND in an exclusive interview.

Freedman, who served on the council during Carter’s term as president, also revealed a noted Holocaust scholar who was a Presbyterian Christian was rejected from the council’s board by Carter’s office because the scholar’s name “sounded too Jewish.”

Whatever it takes to give this nation the sense of collective shame it should have for having elected this vile little hamster, I’ll do it.

JB Doubtless’s New Years Resolutions List

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

JB, that jolly joker, took a zinger at me!

Hahahaha!

Well, we all have fun with these little internecine ribfests. Let’s see how this works:

JB Doubtless’ Resolutions:

13. Absorb the fact that Bruce Springsteen makes $20 million a year, while I get the occasional sixpack for playing bass at the Clodhopper Lounge in La Crescent; therefore, my opinion is worth nothing compared to his.

12. Figure if Joe Carter’s farts smell like petunia or hyacinth.

11. Kill me some of those damn Huguenots!

10. Once and for all, supress his history as a latte-drinking Boston fern-bar denizen who told the birkenstock-clad babes that he really DID dig the Indigo Girls, before word gets out!

9. Hit a layup before Berg does.

8. Find the “cool” kids who used to swipe his lunch money, and exact revenge, thus putting his lifelong demon to rest.

7. Commune with his long-lost soul brother, Jeff Fecke.

6. Get those dang Larry the Cable Guy tickets!

5. Find another big-dollar scotch brand name to drop.

4. Eradicate the last traces of book-larnin’ from St. Thomas-trained vocabulary, pass self off as down-home working-class hero.

3. Stare out window late at night, nurturing the inner child as he wonders if there’s something missing.

2. Find therapist, work out long-standing resentments against Elder. And everyone.

1. Pull head from Vox Day’s butt.

Informed sources tell me he’s already got three of ’em done!

Oy. Haven’t had this much fun since sixth grade.

I’m off to learn the bouzouki. That’ll be 25 and counting, baby!

(Note to JB: “Bouzouki” isn’t an anti-tank weapon. Or is it?)

Schuss, Laddie

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Side note:  I love Cross Country skiing.  A personal goal for the next year or two – try Nordic Biathlon.  Skis ‘n guns – does it get any better? 

Yeah, but only rarely.

But I digress.  JB Doubtless – a self-admitted hockey player – notes:

Cross country skiers look like the walking dead.

In slow motion.

Is there a dorkier looking activity you can perform in public?

Hm.  Lemme think:

 

I dunno.  Is there? 

(Read the whole series, naturally)

For Grownups Only

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

No kids reading?  Good. 

Your attention please:

  1. There is no tooth fairy.
  2. The Easter Bunny is only a metaphor.
  3. Pro wrestling is fake.
  4. Reality TV” shows are carefully edited to maximize dramatic value, especially confrontation.  Don’t be surprised if a more-talented contestant gets booted from a “reality” competition to produce a catfight.  Call it “The Santino Syndrome”.
  5. If an organization shares both goals and office space with a George Soros front organization, a reasonable person might infer there’s a connection. 

That is all.

Rrrrrrrrobbbbie Baaaaarhns!

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

With Scottish independence looming as a real possibility, it’s especially appropriate to note that it’s Robert Burns’ birthday today.  And nobody notes these things like Sheila:

He was born poor, in the middle of the 18th century. He had a lot of brothers and sisters, and his parents were farmers. Yet his father decided that Robert, his eldest, should have a bit of an education. A tutor was hired, and Robert, in between the farm chores and hard work, learned how to read and write. And a whole world opened up to him through language (as it is wont to do). Writing came naturally to him. He started writing poems and songs almost immediately, some of which are still famous today.

The thing about Burns, his time and his place that fascinates me is its commentary on education.  Burns came a bit before the “Edinburgh Renaissance”, but he was something of a model for that blossoming in technology, politics and art – mostly self-educated, a polymath, one of many brilliant people who leapt out of normal class distinctions through the sheer will to learn and intellectually conquer; men who didn’t distinguish between conquering technology and mastering art, since they went hand in hand; people who didn’t need academics to pronounce them fit to contribute, but who learned what they wanted and needed and proceeded to change the world. 

Happy Birthday!

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