…that if Trump were elected, bigotry and hatred would run rampant.
German “journalist” Claas Relotius spent many years on the European and world journalistic fast track, until it was realized he’d spent years falsifying stories.
One of those stories was about the xenophobic misanthropic fascist racists in…
…Fergus Falls, MN.
And he didn’t just make up the little stuff. Two local residents combed through the story:
There are so many lies here, that my friend Jake and I had to narrow them down to top 11 most absurd lies (we couldn’t do just 10) for the purpose of this article. We’ve been working on it since the article came out in spring of 2017, but had to set it aside to attend to our lives (raising a family, managing a nonprofit organization, etc.) before coming back to it this fall, and finally wrapped things up a few weeks ago, just in time to hear today that Relotius was fired when he was exposed for fabricating many of his articles.
The following was neither the dumbest nor the most extravagant of Relotius’ lies:
6. The view from the Viking Cafe
“You can see the power plant where he works when you look out the window of the Diner, six tall, gray towers, from which rise white steam clouds.”
The Viking Cafe is Fergus Falls’ most treasured downtown establishment — over 60 years old. One of the reasons we Minnesotans all like it so much is that it has a cozy, underground feeling. Why? Because there are literally NO WINDOWS in the interior of this restaurant. Sure, you can see a little bit out the small front windows, but nothing beyond the shops across the street. The power plant Relotius refers to is almost 2 miles away on the northeast edge of town, blocked from view by a neighborhood on a large hill, and sports a single smokestack. Relotius’ imaginings are dramatic for the movie version of Trump’s America someday, but is it accurate and true? Not in the least.
Further proof that if you read it in the mainstream media, and it’s even a little bit political, distrust first. Then verify.
Then, almost invariably, distrust some more.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
A friend complains that the Republican Congress has accomplished nothing worthwhile in the last two years and as Democrats take the House, gridlock is the best we can hope for. He blames Trump Derangement Syndrome and says it truly is disgusting that a boorish, childish, selfish egomaniac is the best example of conservative leadership we have.
First, he’s judging the President by the wrong standard. A wise, mature, gracious statesman was not on offer in the last election. The alternative to Trump was Hillary. The correct standard to apply is: “Has Trump become Hillary yet?” No? Then he’s good to go. Carry on.
But he’s right about Congress. We can’t have a border wall, we can’t confirm conservative judges, we can’t fill executive branch positions, because of people like Senator Never Trump And To Hell With The Nation Flake, to name just one.
If Trump announced today he’s not running in 2020, which nationally prominent Republican would you pick to replace him?
Sorry to say, with Scott walker out of office and never nationally problem to begin with, I’m already out of ideas…
Followers of the party that has undercut Israel for 40 years, many of whom cuddle up to Louis Farrakhan, and where Keith Ellison and Ilhan Omar are leading emergent figures…
…says Donald Trump’s rhetoric promoted an anti-semitic attack.
The President’s party always loses seats in the midterms.
Trump is a polarizing figure who will drive Democrat turnout like nothing since Obama’s first election.
The GOP is doomed, and Triump will be a lame duck starting in January.
We’ve all heard it. Truth be told, while I think the GOP has a great chance to pick up congressional seats in Minnesota this fall, I – as naturally pessimistic as any other Scandinavian-American and urban Conservative – have been mentally buckling myself in for a brutal, 2006-like night on election night.
Much as I was about this time two years ago.
We know how that went.
And while I don’t get sanguine over much of anything, Conrad Black says there’s room for hope in the wake of the Democrats’ Kavenaugh show trial and Trump’s canny, intensive campaigning:
Just as he calculated that by speaking for all those who despised the entire incumbent political system he could win the Republican nomination, and that he could win by designing a campaign to exploit the possibilities of gaining a majority in the Electoral College rather than the popular vote (as five of his predecessors did, by design or otherwise), he is now exploiting the fact that there is no leader of the opposition in the American system, and between presidential elections he has no rival. The likely outcome is the most favorable midterm result since Franklin D. Roosevelt won nine additional congressional districts and gained nine senators in 1934. Even now, though the bunk about impeachment has subsided, Trump’s enemies have little idea of how profoundly hated the OBushinton era, 1989 to 2017, had become, as a time of sleaze and incompetence and stagnation. Now, in what is practically a full-employment economy, wages for the least well-paid are rising. Amazon and other retailers grumble about $15 an hour for unskilled work, but it is the first time people in that economic bracket have had real increases of purchasing power and the lack of fear of joblessness in more than 20 years.
Time will tell — and not much time, as luck would have it.
It would perhaps be in bad taste to suggest that more leftist protesters try this style of demonstration:
A professor accused of creating a campus-wide alert by shooting himself in a toilet on the second day of classes last month reportedly did so in order to protest President Trump.
A report in the Las Vegas Review-Journal said that Mark Bird, a sociology professor at the College of Southern Nevada (CSN), has been charged with discharging a gun within a prohibited structure, carrying a concealed weapon without a permit and possessing a dangerous weapon on school property.
Yep. Poor taste Not me.
A longtime friend of the blog writes :
First off, if Minneapolis were really serious about saving gas mileage, they’d make the streets drivable by stopping so many bike lanes that have forced cars onto more and more dismal main arteries that are clogged with traffic while the bike lanes are empty (especially from November through March. This is something that the city council could actually have an effect on fuel mileage. Quit whining about things out of their jurisdiction. Could you imagine the fuel savings if we could actually get from point a to point b without total traffic congestion in my fair city?
Second let me paraphrase the section on Ellison with italics indicating what I changed.
Could also be said by Dave Orrick in the PiPress, “Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump. It’s all about Donald Trump, at least according a Democratic narrative as part of the every wave of what promises to be a tide of political attack ads coming to Minnesota’s 2018 election season. Even in races where Trump isn’t running, from the U.S. Senate high on the ballot down to state House races, he’s under attack. … The ads and social media messages basically say this: Republican candidate (insert name) has refused to condemn Donald Trump for (insert issue here). He/she should be ashamed.”
Sheesh Mitch. Such a world we live in.
Trump is something the Left can deflect to – or so it thinks – forever.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
This is the photo from Drudge Report. Why is Sarah Silverman sitting behind the nominee?
But to to paraphrase the last Billy Maze, “But wait! There’s more!”
The woman Joe’s referring to is named Zina Bash – and she got fifteen minutes of fame from the deranged left yesterday:
Kavanaugh’s former law clerk Zina Bash is flashing a white power sign behind him during his Senate confirmation hearing. They literally want to bring white supremacy to the Supreme Court. What a national outrage and a disgrace to the rule of law. pic.twitter.com/uQGOpNa6xg
— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) September 4, 2018
It’s going to be a long couple months, here.
It’s come to this: America’s satire sites do the news better than the legacy media.
Satirical yet real:
[SCENE: Mitch BERG is at his county elections office getting an early primary voting packet. He looks around and notices Avery LIBRELLE walking in. He briefly considers fleeing out the fire exit, but just tries to make himself look small and inconspicuous. It doesn’t work.]
LIBRELLE: Merg! Donald Trump is a traitor!
BERG: No he’s not. We’re not at war with Russia.
LIBRELLE: Yes we are!
BERG: How do you figure? Be specific.
LIBRELLE: They’ve been attacking our society and election system.
BERG: They’ve been attacking our society and election system since the 1930’s – ours and every one in Western Europe, with a brief break during the early nineties, maybe.
LIBRELLE: Espionage is a form of war.
BERG: Then we’re “at war” with every nation on earth, including all of our putative allies.
LIBRELLE: Merg! Merg! Trump’s performance in Helsinki was a threat to national security!
BERG: His press conference was a fairly awkward display of ego over common sense. But since you brought up national security, if you favor open borders…
LIBRELLE: STOP BREAKING UP FAMILIES! ABOLISH ICE!
BERG: …or ignoring the perils of untrammeled migration from Wahhabi-dominated regions…
LIBRELLE: RACIST XENOPHOBE!
BERG: …or getting real about China’s ambitions…
BERG: …while obsessing about the Russians…
LIBRELLE: Dire threat to our security!!!!!
BERG: …but only in re Trump, and not Obama’s fairly shameful upsucking to the Russians…
BERG: Naturally. But when it comes to Trump…
LIBRELLE: LITERALLY HITLER!
BERG: …you all turn into George Patton?
BERG: [theatrically snaps fingers] Wait – this is Ramsey county? I’ve got the wrong election. Gotta go!
…that is being reported is “A Record Percentage Are Proud To Be American”. That’s the headline that you’re seeing everywhere.
Buried deep in the story:
Currently, 32% of Democrats — down from 43% in 2017 and 56% in 2013 — are extremely proud. The decline preceded the election of Donald Trump but has accelerated in the past year.
Less than half of independents, 42%, are also extremely proud. That is down slightly from 48% a year ago, and 50% in 2013.
As has typically been the case, Republicans are more inclined to say they are extremely proud to be Americans than are Democrats and independents. Seventy-four percent of Republicans are extremely proud, which is numerically the highest over the last five years.
The actual title of the piece should have been “Democrats Continue Pouting About The 2016 Election”.
…I’m reminded that Donald Trump’s greatest political asset…
…is his opposition.
(With friends like the beltway GOP, who needs Democrats for enemies?)
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
People who don’t understand Trump, don’t understand what he’s doing with Korea. There’s no written agreement. There’s no procedure for verification. We gave away too much and received too little. It’s a disaster!
Calm down. Trump is a real estate developer. This is standard operating procedure. Say anything, promise anything, to get the customer committed to the deal. After that, we hammer out the details. The final agreement may look nothing at all like the initial offer, but it’ll fly because we’re all committed to the deal.
Same technique as selling a used car. Go ahead, sit in it. Drive it around the block. Look at the great tread left on the tires. Feel the cushy seats. You look good in that car. You want it, don’t you? Why not, you deserve it. And the payments, so affordable. Can we do this? Sure, we can.
Trump took the first step at getting North and South committed to a deal, some deal, any deal, something to break the stalemate, something to take to their own people and claim as a victory. Hey Kim, maybe you’d like to own a hotel on the beach? Put your name up in lights? Sure, we can do that, as part of the deal. Ever eaten at McDonalds? Come on, every major city has a McDonalds. We’ve got to get your city into World Class, we’ve got to get you a McDonalds. Can we do this? Sure we can. All part of the deal . . . .
Give the man time to do his thing.
The left calls Trump “not presidential”. And they’re not wrong.
But the big problem seems to be that he’s “not like a politician”.
Which can be both a feature and a bug, of course.
I’ve been pondering how to address this for a while – what it’s liek to be an actual conservative in the Trump era.
John Hawkins takes a run at it with the five werdest things about being a conservative Trump non-fan.
Here’s one that some of my liberal friends have a hard time wrapping their brains around:
I can understand Democrats writing off a conservative like me because even if Alex Jones is duking it out with Todd Akin one day, I still won’t vote for whoever the latest socialist is that they run. That being said, there are roughly 8 million Americans who voted for Obama AND Trump and the general attitude Democrats have toward them seems to be, “Rot in Hell with your orange god.” No political party can appeal to everyone, but it’s so strange to see a political party that treats millions of voters they are going to want support from in the next election like pariahs simply because they voted for the other side. This would be like an NBA team saying, “If you didn’t show up to support us at yesterday’s game, then we better never see you again! Oh, and if we catch you wearing our merch, we will MURDER YOU.”
It’s part and parcel of the Democrats becoming an extremist cult.
While I’ve been a Trump skeptic and non-fan for, literally, 60% of my life, and am lukewarm on many aspects of his presidency (and especially of the personality cult that’s built up around him), I’ll give him points for a bunch of things: Gorsuch, rattling the Norks, his cabinet, his deregulatory frenzy, his initiatives in the Middle East…
…and the big kahuna of ’em all, his appeal to the sense that America is a good, not bad, thing.
To Big Left, that’s a bug, not a feature.
Robert “Not the Population Bomb Guy” Ehrlich writes:
Recall a lifetime ago (actually it was 2008), when a certified dove won the presidency in a landslide. One of his first official acts was to undertake a trip to a number of Muslim countries, wherein apologies were offered for America’s “imperialist” past. Assurances were also made: The cowboy Bush and his warmongering neocons were gone. Mr. Obama would now inform the world that America had learned its lesson. The U.S. would no longer manifest its arrogance on the world stage. We would henceforth strive to have the world like us — especially our charismatic but unthreatening young president, who was counterintuitive himself, seeming to act on the premise that if the United States was ostentatiously embarrassed about its dominance and power, we would be better liked. And we were better liked, but much more endangered and much less intimidating…And then one day the unlikeliest of political leaders appeared. Many voters (including some who ended up voting for him) saw Mr. Trump as unprepared to tackle the world’s most intractable problems…But there was one aspect to the Trump phenomena that all of his supporters firmly believed: that the “kick me” sign that had hung around America’s neck for eight years would be gone. Good riddance.
I’ve found Progs’ antipathy toward the US – one of few countries in the world that’d indulge their fripperies, legally or economically – curious and, at one point in my life, off-putting enough to give me one of the many little shoves it took to move me from left to right.
In my mind, it’s yet another reason to think about an amicable national divorce, splitting the nation into a country that doesn’t care about itself very miuch, and one that does.
One of the most evergreen topics for any out-of-power party is the gas prices this time of year.
Here’s a hint – the sitting president has almost nothing to do with fluctuations in spot gas prices (and no, I said pretty much the same thing when gas prices rose to $4, twice, during the Obama years; long-term prices are another matter, but the fracking boom blunted Obama’s efforts there).
Now it’s evidently Democrats’ turn again. The Daily Beast reports Monday that they plan to make rising gas prices the centerpiece of their summer election-year attacks against President Donald Trump. Already Chuck Schumer has taken to the Senate floor to attack Trump on the issue, blaming the price increases on his decision to pull out of the Iran deal (an Iran deal Schumer supposedly opposes, but good luck figuring that one out).
But as with the attacks against Bush and Obama, the attack on Trump lacks teeth. Economists widely accept that presidents have only minimal control over gas prices. As University of Chicago economist and Obama advisor Richard H. Thaler noted in 2012, while most Americans think presidents can control gas prices, “any respectable economist” will tell you they cannot.
It’s not like there’s no real news out there, I mean…
A year and a half of Donald Trump is bringing out “Progressivism’s” innate tendency toward violence:
Insidiously and incrementally, we are in the process of normalizing violence against the elected president of the United States. If all this fails to delegitimize Trump, fails to destroy his health, or fails to lead to a 2018 midterm Democratic sweep and subsequent impeachment, expect even greater threats of violence. The Resistance and rabid anti-Trumpers have lost confidence in the constitutional framework of elections, and they’ve flouted the tradition by which the opposition allows the in-power party to present its case to the court of public opinion.
Instead, like the French revolutionaries’ Committee on Public Safety, the unhinged anti-Trumpists assume that they have lost public opinion, given their venom and crudity, and are growing desperate as every legal and paralegal means of removing Trump is nearing exhaustion. Robert Mueller is the last chance, a sort of Watergate or Abu Ghraib that could gin up enough furor to drive down Trump’s poll favorability to the twenties and thereby reduce his person to a demonic force deserving of whatever it gets.
And while the genie was never really in the bottle, it’s going to be much harder to get control of “them” when we finally have to.
If we ever do.
Now, I’ll cop to two facts: First, I’ve gone back and forth about Kanye West – he’s a talented rapper (yes, there is such a thing, and if you haven’t tried to do it, by all means do before you let your aesthetics and subjective preferences drive you to write a rhetorical check facts can’t cash) and a gargantuan ego; an open Christian (in a way similar to Prince, in some ways) and a deeply profane person; he interests and repels me in equal measure, depending on when you catch me.
Second: I’ll profess some bemusement at all the conservative figures who’ve adopted him as a hero in the past week, since he came to the defense of Candace Owens, a black conservative woman who’s been mixing it up with Back Lives Matter.
As we’ve noted in the past – if there’s one thing Big Left hates more than its enemies, its apostates. Lenin killed the Mensheviks before he got to the White Russians; Hitler had to deal with Ernst Röhm before he went after the dissident clergy, gays and Jews. ISIS kills “apostate” Muslims before they bother with Christians and Jews.
And American “Progressives” have to slime women, blacks, Latinos, Asians, gays or any other of “Their” groups who leave the One True Political Faith.
Which, it would seem, Kanye West did in defending a Trump-supporting black woman; Big Left is fully engaged in tearing down what they think they built. (Yes, West is a provocateur, and it’s entirely likely his “conversation” to “supporting” a conservative will last just as long as Charles Barkley’s did. But that’s not the point, here).
It’s true for little left, too.
Jamar Nelson – who is a talk show host on the lesser talk station – had this to say about Kanye West yesterday:
I tried to ask Mr. Nelson – who is one of the MNDFL’s leading public intellectuals, and I mean that sincerely – who determined what was “at the expense of the black community”? And if perhaps unthinking loyalty to a party that’s earnestly worked to keep that community in poverty for two generations now might not be an “expense” to that community as well.
I got nothing, nor will I, but as the great journalist Gretzky said, you get no answers to 100% of the questions you don’t ask.
I’m just trying to find a unit if time short enough to measure how long it’d take to get a Salem host off the air who wrote something like that.
I’ve been pretty up front about the fact that I’ve always been deeply ambivalent about The Donald.
But this line was almost Reaganesque:
And for all the lace undies’ set’s caterwauling about The Donald’s style, it’d be hard to miss the impact he’s had. Glenn Reynolds notices:
FOR ALL THE TALK ABOUT TRUMP BEING AN INCOMPETENT TODDLER, I notice that Saudi Arabia is liberalizing at a previously unimaginable pace, other Asian countries are siding with us against China, and now Trump’s going to meet with Kim Jong Un, which if he were a Democrat would be celebrated as a masterstroke no matter what the results.
The idea that after a year of saber rattling, Kim Jong Un is suddenly making nice with the ROK is completely novel…
…for whose utterly ignorant of history and in dealing with tyrants and bullies.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
The Dow dropped the most points ever! Trump should stay away!
Rubbish. The Dow dropped 666 points to close at 25,520. An article from Obama’s time, 2015, shows the 10 worst drops in history. His was number 10.
The analysts are using points instead of percentages which makes it sound scary but is it really? If the Dow was at 10,000 points and dropped 1,000, that’s a 10% drop but if it’s at 20,000 points and drops 1,000, that’s a 5% drop, only half as bad. Trump’s drop of 666 on 26,000 is 2.5%, not the worst in history, doesn’t even make in the top 10. It’s a blip.
Why do you suppose an English major can figure that out, but all the sophisticated market analysts in the media cannot?
Make no mistake – they can figure it out.
But the Demorat messaging plan is “Say whatever we need to; our audience is either in on the line, or isn’t smart enough to bother”.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
58 Democrats in House vote to impeach Trump for bigotry, racism, and generally being deplorable. Nancy Pelosi says no, they should wait until they have evidence of an impeachable offense.
When Nancy Pelosi is your party’s voice of reason . . . .
Pretty sure it’s more red meat for the left’s gullible hordes – but Joe’s right.
Katha Pollitt is sort of a gender affirmative action project; Big Leftymedia has Jonathan Chait, so the need a female version (pardon the redundancy).
She never disappoints, which is another way of saying if you have any hope that our coastal elite can be salvaged, she disappoints intensely.
In this case, Pollitt “writes” about the rage that’s been buiding in her since…well, that day last November:
Unlike my friend’s, my life has changed a lot in the year since Trump was elected. Not materially, except for the fact that my stepson and daughter-in-law moved to Canada partly because, as non-citizens, they worried for their futures here in the US.
Er, right. That’s why they moved. Not to be rid of their ninny mother in law. Nosirreebob.
I mean psychologically. I sometimes feel like I’m a different person now. I’m fidgety and irritable and have trouble concentrating.
I have little doubt that the affliction is real; she hands out straight lines like after-dinner mints; either she’s so addled by her rage, or so secure in never being challenged by her audience:
My work seems trivial: Given what we are facing, what difference does one more Nation column make? I might as well be an ancient Egyptian scribe logging production figures for cat mummies.
Katha: your work is trivial. Even when your guy was in power, you were a joyless scold who served only to fluff your social class’s sense of self-importance.
Today, you are the same thing, plus depression born of unrequited entitlement. Mazel tov.
In the old days, the days before Trump, it bothered me that so many people loved things I thought were stupid. Now I just think, Go ahead, enjoy yourself. Maybe your Batman DVDs will comfort you when we’re wandering around in the ashen hellscape of whatever apocalypse Trump will bring down upon us.
Katha: Sylvia Plath called. She told you to buck up and quit being such a downer.
But the main difference is that I hate people now. Well, not all people, of course. Just people who voted for Trump.
Of course you hate people “now”, Katha.
People who do their own “research” on the Internet and discover there that President Obama is a Muslim and Michelle Obama is a man. People who use the n-word and can’t even spell it right, because—have you noticed?—Trump supporters can’t spell. Well-off people who only care about lowering their taxes. People who said they couldn’t vote for Hillary because of her emails. Excuse me, sir or madam, can you explain to me what an email server even is?
The real question, Katha, is can you?
No. You can’t.
If you want to see example 25,695 on why Trump/Pence are going to win re-election in 2020, look no further.
A longtime friend of this blog writes:
With all the talk of Trump being too impulsive to have his proverbial finger on nuclear weapons, Trump hasn’t really done anything rash. He says some annoying things, getting the goat of many people in this country. But, despite all the uproar, he has pretty much stuck to not doing anything to us.
However, the constant focus on his brash style of speaking has me most concerned about what the Democrats are going to produce next Presidential election to counter this. It has been speculated that Franken may run. He has already written a book, which usually signals interest. Last night, I had a nightmare that he announced. His pen will likely be a little more impulsive in doing to us.
Yeah, that thought’s crossed my mind. I can just see the meeting at the DNC: “So the people want loudmouthed, brash and incorrigible? Let’s give ’em really loudmouthed, brash and incorrigible!”
If Franken doesn’t run, they might go with Dennis Rodman.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Scott Adams wrote a timely column on mass hysteria.
I’d thought about pullquoting this myself.
But save us all some time. Read it. Then give it to some of the Democrats – or all of them – in your life.