Category: Children’s Crusade
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Don’t You DARE Say Big Left Is Coming For Your Kids!
I’m sure Planned Parenthood of Mankato will do a wonderfully dispassionate and culturally literate job… …that won’t end up keeping customers coming back for life. Amirite? And don’t you dare call it indoctrination!
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Kind Of A Drag
Let’s talk about drag shows. Not the current hot-button politics of the whole genre today. Just the “art form” itself. I don’t care for them. No, not because it involves men cross-dressing. Guys wearing dresses and wigs to play a role? Mitch, please. All the female parts in Shakespeare’s day were played by cross-dressing men.…
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When Reality Is Absurd, Parody Is Pointless
The University of Helsinki gives climate activist Greta Thunberg an honorary PhD in Theology . The Babylon Bee should sue for trademark infringement.
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Dog Whistle
We talked last week about Peggy Flanagan’s absurd take on parenting. Here it is again: She followed up with this photo. Check out that righteous Bowie knife. There are only three interpretations for this symbology: Not sure which it is. I’m open to suggestions. Speaking of which – I have four friends that one could…
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What Chimera Is This?
Minneapolis school parents had the opportunity to attend this virtual seminar on “Critical Race Theory“… … Which, we are authoritatively informed, doesn’t exist, and never has existed. I suspect that would be interesting to “demystify“
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Let’s Do Some Thunberging
Steven Miller on Twitter: Make the next president of the NRA a 15 year old. Then we’ll see how far that “how dare you cyber bully a teenager” holds up with our media betters. — Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) September 24, 2019 Speaking of “cyberbullying”: so when a teenager smiles awkwardly at guy tacitly harassing him…
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Just Another Kid Concerned About The Environment
Greta Thunberg seems to be for Swedish environmentalists what Alexandria “Tide Pod Evita” Ocasio Cortez is for American progressives; overconfident, undereducated, and very, very overpromoted. I’ll give her this much, though; unlike the folks flying in private jets and ocean motor yachts to climate conferences, the girl – who has “led” a number of climate-related…
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The Wrong Profile
The unqualified David Hogg couldn’t get into a junior college in Florida on his merits, but Harvard grabbed him because he’s got the right Social Justice profile. Kyle Kashuv – who survived the same shooting – got into Harvard on his merits. Or so he thought. Kashuv explains in this twitter thread: 1/ THREAD: Harvard…
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Absolute Moral Authority
I wonder if these kids will get lionized and treated as the authorities that David Hogg has? Survivors of a Colorado school shooting walked out of a vigil for their slain classmate Wednesday night in protest of politicians and other groups using it as a platform for gun control, a local report said.The students from…
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Human Shield
Remember this drawing? It ran during the last Arab-Israeli conflict, to illustrate the moral difference between the tactics used by the two sides. That kid who’s on all the news shows, David Hogg, the one demanding gun control? The Left insists nobody is allowed to disagree with his silly proposals because as a shooting survivor,…
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Am I The Only One…
…who saw David “Going to Harvard” Hogg’s tweet… The young people, will win. @lauren_hoggs @Alfonso_Cal pic.twitter.com/HcgUTkytdW — David Hogg (@davidhogg111) June 10, 2018 …and thought it looks like “the young” need a good laxative?
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Harvard’s Everlasting Shame
Some think the admissions scandal currently in the news is a mortal blow to the importance of the Ivy League. After listening to last night’s moronic “Westminster Town Hall” on MPR, featuring David Hogg – well, until I burned the radio out of my dashboard with a blowtorch – I’m pretty sure it’s the fact…
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Politifact: Smear By Association
Politifact long ago gave up any claim to being non-partisan, at least among people who pay attention. Fact-checking Politi”fact” is itself a target-rich environment for fact-checkers and “progressive” dogma-untanglers. This year, they were kind of sly about it – the “winner” was “the “online smear machine” that attempted to “take down Parkland students.” They’re referring…
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Rhetorical Questions?
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails: Remember Dan Rather, who insisted the letters showing President Bush lied about his military service were “fake but accurate?” Remember the Cindy Sheehan, the Code Pink lady who protested at President Bush’s ranch because her son died in the war in Iraq? Remember David Hogg, the kid who hid…
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Illiterates Lead
A couple of gun-grabber groups scheduled a protest over the weekend. The plan was to picket the Minnesota “NRA Office”. On the one hand, I say “protest away”. Especially the groups involved in Saturdays plans – the David Hogg-affiliated student group, and “Survivors Lead”, a new-ish gun grabber group made up of people who found…
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David Hogg: Upskirting Pervert
“Die-in” at a Publix supermarket (an employee-owned supermarket whose thoughtcrime was to donate money to a pro-2nd-Amendment legislator)? Or outbreak of passive sexual assault? You know where my money is. SIDE NOTE: I’m going to guess more than a few left that supermarket and joined the NRA out of pure spite.
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Dereliction
Glenn Reynolds on the institutional deflection after Parkland: Despite receiving a warning directly from the Russian government, the FBI failed to stop the Tsarnaev brothers from staging the Boston Marathon bombing. Despite having plenty of resources, the Charlottesville police failed to stop a car attack that left a woman dead. The FBI interviewed Omar Mateen,…
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Open Letter To The Parkland Kids
To: David Hogg et al From: Mitch Berg, irascible peasant Re: Agenda item 7 dead in one Chicago neighborhood in 12 hours. Of course, they were mostly black and brown, so they don’t look like any of you. And they were mostly killed by people with criminal records (and, sadly, at least of the victims…
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Macroaggression
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails Whenever a microaggression occurs, Al Sharpton is on the first plane to lead the march. Think David Hogg is heading to YouTube HQ? Joe Doakes Given that logic has nothing to do with gun control? Sure, why not?
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Mama Said NARN You Out
Join me from 1-3PM today on the NARN! Today on the show: Let’s Make David Hogg a TV Star. US Senate candidate Jim Newberger Don’t forget – King Banaian is on from 9-11AM on AM1440, and Brad Carlson is on “The Closer” edition of the NARN Sundays from 2-3PM. So tune in the Northern Alliance! You have so many options:…
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More Hogg Now!
To: National Rifle Association From: Mitch Berg, devious peasant Re: David “Boss” Hogg Dear NRA, You need to pay any price, bear any burden, to get David Hogg a TV show. Perhaps on Fox News. You’ll have a supermajority in favor of the post-Heller interpretation of the Second Amendment for the next two generations. With rhetoric…