In George Orwell’s “1984”, the “Ministry of Truth” had the job of keeping “what is true” updated – by erasing, and un-erasing, the past as “Ingsoc”, the party of Big Brother, needed.
The Chinese have hatched a word for “white liberal snowflakes“; Baizuo:
In China for instance, they have a word for these people. They are called “baizuo” or the “white left” on social media. Which is interesting, because even though China has its fair share of socialists and communists, they don’t have a direct equivalent to our liberal snowflakes. Most of the Chinese are still fiercely nationalistic and anti-immigrant, regardless of political affiliation. That country just doesn’t have a large population of politically correct, affluent liberals (presumably, they were all killed off during the Great Leap Forward). So what does this term mean to the average Chinese citizen?
Read the whole thing.
Last week, the “hate crime” at Saint Olaf – a typewritten racist message left under a black students windshield wiper – turned out to be a hoax.
As, in fact, have the vast majority of “Hate Crime” incidents in the past six months; for all the caterwauling about the wave of hate certain to accompany Donald Trump’s election, nearly every episode has turned out to be lefty false-flags.
I Don’t Make The Rules:: It’s gotten to the point where it’s time to codify this as law. Berg’s Law – in this case,
Berg’s Twentieth Law of Social Justice Warmongering: All incidents of “hate speech” not captured on video (involving being delivered by someone proven not to be a ringer) shall be assumed to be hoaxes until proven otherwise.
No, Actually, I Do Make The Rules: Saturday, the City Pages ran a story involving some anti-semitic, anti-muslim imagery around Uptown and Lake of the Isles:
The street sidles Lake of the Isles one block to the west in the Kenwood neighborhood of Minneapolis.
On Thursday, a resident was enjoying the agreeable spring morning when she came upon a disconcerting sight. Affixed to light poles on the northwest side of the lake along a paved trail were anti-Semitic and Islamophobic stickers.
“Fuck Jews” read one. The other had a hand giving the middle finger and the word “Islam” below it.
She summarily took down the stickers and contacted Councilwoman Lisa Goodman, telling her, “I was so shocked. I don’t think I have ever seen anything like that in Minneapolis.”
As of late Thursday afternoon, neither the Minneapolis Police Department nor the Park Police had received report of the incident.
At the bottom of the Islamophobic sticker listed a website: tightrope.cc.
“It’s not illegal to be white… yet!” reads tightrope’s main page.
The site is a one-stop shop for all goodies intolerant, from the “Racist Joke Book” to “White Lives Matter” stickers to KKK hats.
This episode doesn’t pass the sniff test.
Whi;e, “Tightrope.cc” could just as easily be legitimate as a false flag ( the proprietors die in a fire, either way), putting a link on a poster is easy.
But the posters around Uptown and Lake of the Isles? My BS detector practically jumped out of its mounting bracket.
First – cutesy photoshops with mid-level production values that look like they were done by art school fops, profaning religious imagery? That’s a Minneapolis lefty thing (If I didn’t know better – and I actually don’t – I’d say that middle finger up above looks like Ken “Avidor” Weiner’s work – but I’m told he’s at least semi-retired from whatever it was he did).
And Uptown and Lake of the Isles? Please.
Most people who do this sort of thing stay on home turf. There’s a reason the snowflake at Saint Olaf dropped a racist note at ˆSaint Olafˆ- because it’s home turf. The perp knows that if he’d have dropped anti-black racism in North Minneapolis and been caught, they’d be finding pieces of him in dog stools for weeks.
My guess – and it is a guess, but if I were a gambling man I’d bet money on it – is that this was done by a couple of twenty-something social justice snowflakes looking to false-flag the right – all the right.
Am I right?
Who knows? I’ve been wrong – once or twice.
But’s called “Berg’s 20th Law” for a reason.
Berg’s Eighth Law (“American liberalism’s reaction to one of “their”constituents – women, gays or people of color – running for office or otherwise identifying as a conservative is indistinguishable from sociopathic disorder”) gets overshadowed by the Seventh and, lately, the Eighteenth Laws.
But it is no less universal – as that noted conservative tool, the City Pages, noted last week. As we noted two weeks ago, new MNGOP chair Jennifer Carnahan stomped down hard on a fairly racist Facebook meme posted by the 7th CD. Even the City Pages approved:
For her part, Carnahan did everything right, wasting no time publicly apologizing and demanding the resignation of the person responsible.
But Berg’s Eighth Law reared its head:
But as news of the Ellison post spread, hate mail started piling up in Carnahan’s Facebook Messenger. People didn’t seem to care that she wasn’t the person who created the post. They called her a racist. They demanded she step down. They were all from people who hate racism, presumably, though some were plenty racist themselves.
They certainly were:
They apparently missed the relatively dispositive fact that Carnahan didn’t, y’know, actually write or post the “Goat-Humper” meme herself.
If you’re black, Asian, Latino, gay or female, Big Left hates you.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Aristotle explained the difference between dialectic and rhetoric. Higher learning has been a White Male tradition for thousands of years. White males in monasteries preserved the knowledge until White males at universities could share it with other White males. For anybody else to go to college is cultural appropriationand it’s got to stop.
I notice, by the way, that the author skips right over the historical context for the pasta he thinks his culture would claim. That belongs to the Chinese. He’ll have to go back to eating clams on sea weed or something more authentic.
If you’re reading English and are not descended from, well, the English, it’s time to go back to your own ancestral tongues.
I’m a quarter Scots, so I’ll grandfather in. Og jeg snakker lille Norsk, so jeg er OK..
Steven Colbert went in front of his audience on Tuesday afternoon and broke the news that Comey had been fired.
That’s where it got interesting:
COLBERT: Trump fired Comey
NY AUDIENCE: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
COLBERT: No guys, this is bad. Here’s some awful jokes to explain why.
AUDIENCE: Boo? https://t.co/5wqNWuUuWr
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) May 10, 2017
Colbert’s audience roared their approval…
…having not yet been told that Democrats never wanted Comey fired for never ever blaming him for Hillary’s campaign collapse, and weren’t, nosirreebob, demanding his ouster mere moments before Trump whacked him.
Further proof that badly-trained apes that make up the audience at shows like Colbert, Bill Maher, Samantha Bee and The Daily Show are actually as dumb and manipulable as the left thinks the right’s audience is.
Steven Colbert – a person who’d still be playing character parts on Law and Order if there weren’t a wave of pervasive liberal smugness to ride – is in a bit of “trouble” for saying the sort of thing that would have gotten a Congressional hearing if Rush Limbaugh had said it.
It’s all just wind in sails, of course; Urban Liberal Privilege means that there’s no penalty for violating PC codes when one is attacking apostates (and as an NYC plutocrat, who should be a “progressive” and was a Democrat, Trump is surely an apostate).
Honestly? Up until the last year or two, I’d have figured it would fly for the same reason that black people can drop the n-bomb or the Irish can call themselves “harps” but have license to pound the stuffing out of anyone else who does; I always figured Colbert was gay.
I’m told he’s not.
Now, I don’t care either way. I’ve seen a lifetime grand total of 40 minutes of Colbert. I don’t plan to add to it. Ever. Even if he has a late-life epiphany and becomes a conservative firebrand. His delivery, his style, and even the timbre of his voice annoy the living bejeebers out of me. Also, he’s just not very funny.
As we noted earlier this morning, the mayor of Seattle is expanding his “soda tax” to cover diet pop1 because apparently minorities drink more sugar-sweetened pop than honkey does.
And the tax – which was ostensibly about taxing people into health – became a matter of crushing white privilege.
As commenter Mammathus Primigenius noted in the comment section, the idea that upper middle class honkeys drink diet pop is sooooo 1986.
If the Mayor of Seattle (and let’s be honest, Minneapolis will want to keep up with the social justice joneses; it’s the city’s one productive industry) wants to stick it to honkey, I think we need to create a list of things that are genuinely associated with
his and Betsy Hodges’ main voting bloc upper-middle-class urban “white privilege”.
I’ll start things out. You feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments. I’ll send them to the Mayor when we’re done:
- Coconut Oil
- Raw Denim
- Beard-care products
- Any coffee or tea beverage that includes more than coffee or tea
- Riding bicycle paths
- Art crawls
- Skiing and snowboarding
- Yoga classes and accessories
- Four year private colleges
- Membership fees in “gun safety”, environmental and animal rights groups and the ACLU.
- Whole Foods goods of any and all types
- Anything purchased from Etsy
Earl Mayor of Seattle, Ed Murray, proposed a Bloomberg-style pop tax.
Bad enough? Sure.
Then, the social justice warriors sounded off, pointing to statistics saying that minorities drink more pop than honkeys.
At first, the tax was to make distributors of sugary drinks pay 2 cents per ounce with the mayor claiming it would bring in $16 million.
It won’t. But, again, not the point.
The mayor changed his tax when his staff told him that it would disproportionately affect minorities, who apparently have higher soda consumption rates than white people.
The tax has now become an “issue of equality” as far as the mayor is concerned because “upper-middle-class white people” who consume diet drinks more frequently must be taxed to fight “white privileged institutionalized racism”, according to Reason.
I’m beyond thinking the laws actually affect this sort of behavior on the part of government.
A regular reader writes:
A year ago, Slate asked if the civil war could have been avoided and went back decades before the war to point to events leading up to and potentially giving rise to the civil war, as well as potential ways conflict might have been diverted.
Today, I’m told that it is a stupid, crazy thing to ponder and that the civil war happened in 1861, not decades earlier.
I’m not excited about Trump talking up a pro-slavery Democrat. But, I think the Left’s reaction is funny.
In the late thirties and early forties, after the USSR and Germany signed the Molotov/Von Ribbentrop Pact, folk singer and communist Pete Seeger wrote a series of songs castigating FDR for criticizing Stalin’s new bestie Hitler. Then, when Hitler abrogated the pact by invading the USSR, Seeger withdrew the songs from circulation – literally, asking fans to return their copies to the store – and wrote music praising FDR and the war effort.
If Big Left couldn’t flush it’s own past down the memory hole on demand, the entire movement wouldn’t be intellectually sustainable.
From the email:
I see that the Minneapolis park board has changed the name of Lake Calhoun to “Lake Bde Maka Ska”.
How in the flaming hootie-hoo is that pronounced?
“Bde Maka Ska” is pronounced “Betsy Hodges Slop”.
Glad to help.
That is all.
The city of Minneapolis is going to vote on whether to change the name of Lake Calhoun – currently named after John Calhoun, an ardent supporter of slavery.Among their top choices of new names:
10. Lake Quetzl-Jambo-Wang-Tse (a perfectly-engineered word incorporatiing all indigenous traditions except English).
9. Lake Julia
8. Lake Grievance
7. Collective Lake
6. Lake Debs
5. Lake Marx
4. Lake Wobegone
3. Lake Castro
2. Gus Hall Lake
1. Lake Guevara
Votes in the comment section.
Bit by bit, some liberals are getting it.
John Kass at the ChiTrib? He seems to have figured out the Big Lie of the Big Left:
The lie we were told as kids was this: The end of American liberty would come at the hands of the political right.
Conservatives would take away our right to speak our minds, and use the power of government to silence dissent. The right would intimidate our teachers and professors, and coerce the young.
And then, with the universities in thrall, with control of the apparatus of the state (and the education bureaucracy), the right would have dominion over a once-free people.
Some of us were taught this in school. Others, who couldn’t be bothered to read books, were fed a cartoon version of the diabolical conservative in endless movies and TV shows.
Best bad example? Every episode of Law and Order after about season 5.
The most entertaining of these were science fiction, sometimes with vague references to men in brown shirts and black boots goose-stepping in some future time.
But the lie is obvious now, isn’t it?
A lie – and a Berg’s Seventh Law invocation.
Because it is not conservatives who coerced today’s young people or made them afraid of ideas that challenge them. Conservatives did not shame people into silence, or send thugs out on college campuses to beat down those who wanted to speak.
The left did all that.
It’s there in front of you, the thuggish mobs of the left killing free speech at American universities. The thugs call themselves antifas, for anti-fascists.
They beat people up and break things and set fires and intimidate. These are not anti-fascists. These are fascists. This is what fascists do.
We have not just one, but two generations of people who think 1984 is about the right, and who think they’re Winston Smith.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Grocery checkout clerk: I’m sorry, sir, your sale has been declined.
Liberal: What? My card is declined? Fine, I’ll pay cash.
Clerk: No sir, the card is fine. But the manufacturer won’t allow us to sell certain items to you. I’ll have to remove them from the conveyor and you can buy the remaining items.
Liberal: That’s ridiculous. How can the manufacturer refuse to sell to me? I demand to see a manager.
Manager: Sorry sir, you’re the latest in a long line of customers who are having this problem. You see, the manufacturer is engaging in a reverse boycott against certain people. We’re prohibited from selling their products to the people being boycotted.
Liberal: They can’t do that! They can’t refuse to do business with me. I have rights!
Manager: Actually, they can. The law says they can’t refuse to do business with people for discriminatory reasons like not baking a cake for gays, but they can refuse to do business with Liberals the same way the Liberals are boycotting Trump hotels. Discrimination against people in the opposite political party is perfectly legal and since Liberals started the trend, it’s catching on everywhere. They probably got your name from a mailing list of Democrat contributors or MPR members.
Liberal: But I didn’t donate to any of those things.
Manager: No? Maybe you signed an on-line petition? Or maybe one of your family members or Facebook friends did so you’ve been flagged because of that? It could be a secondary boycott, same as when Liberals refuse to buy from Ivanka’s business because of her Dad’s politics.
Liberal: This is bull. I demand you sell me my items.
Manager: I can sell you everything that’s not on the boycott list. Let’s see, you can have, well, actually, sir, I’m afraid everything on this conveyor is on one list or another.
Liberal: How is that possible? How many boycotts are there?
Manager: Only a few, but companies like Nestle own many brands and those are the brands you’ve chosen, like, for instance, Coffee Mate, Kit-Kat, Perrier, Honey Nut Cheerios, Friskies cat food. You’ve also got Land O Lakes milk and butter, those are on another list. Oh, here, you can have the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, they aren’t boycotting people like you.
Liberal: People like me!! Fine, if that’s the way you feel, I’ll take my business elsewhere.
Half an hour later . . .
Whole Foods Clerk: I’m sorry, sir, your sale has been declined.
There are companies I’d be happy to have boycott me.
Very, very publicly.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
I’m thinking of applying for this as a side gig. It could be a useful addition to a retirement nest egg, sort of a part-time job in retirement that pays enough to matter.
“Members of under-represented groups are encouraged to apply.” That must mean me. They already have a Liberal Black man, a Liberal woman, a Liberal Jew, a Liberal GLBT on faculty. I should qualify as a Token Conservative White Man. I’m a shoo-in.
That IS what they meant by “under-represented,” right?
It’s always worth a try. If only for the blog fodder.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
My computer automatically loads pop-up ads every time it opens. This time, it informed me that hardly any girls want to be physicists, engineers, computer programmers. Girls must be encouraged to science, technology, engineering and math careers.
Why the gender of the engineer matters is not explained.
If numbers are the sole concern – if meeting the quota is all it takes to make society better – then simply designate an appropriate number of biologically male engineers as involuntary pre-operative transgendered women and viola, instant utopia.
Simple, ingenious and PC!
On March 4, a group of thugs, concealed in an un-permitted counterprotest, attacked a pro-Trump rally in the Rotunda at the State Capitol; a 17 year old girl was punched, at least one man was maced by someone who was trying to crash through a group of Trump supporters to disrupt the peaceful pro-Trump rally, a woman was hit in the head by a smoke bomb – an incendiary device…
…and you have already spent more time reading this than Ramco Attorney John Choi spent in deciding not to press charges against the six upper-middle-class snowflakes that were arrested, incuding Linwood Kaine, son of Hillary Clinton’s veep candidate.
They are, of course, the children of the golf buddies of the city’s DFL establishment, or at least the children of similar Democrat apparatchiks elsewhere. Urban Liberal Privilege grants them a separate, unequal, nicer brand of justice than the rest of us get.
But there’s an effort afoot to change that. The “Protecting Civil Discourse” rally on March 18 demanded that the Ramco and Saint Paul City Attorneys offices actually listen to the actual evidence, and follow the logical conclusion and charge the snowflakes.
Calls and emails are eminently appropriate:
- John Choi – Ramsey County Attorney 651-266-3222 (elected 2010)
- Cyndy Melby – John’s Exec. Assistant firstname.lastname@example.org
- Samuel Clark – St Paul City Attorney 651-266-8710 (Mr. Clark was U.S. Sen. Klobuchar’s State Director & was appointed by Mayor Chris Coleman 3/2015).
- Laura Pietan – Assistant City Attorney 651-266-8740
- Chris Coleman – St Paul Mayor 651-266-8510 / email@example.com (2018 Minnesota Governor Candidate)
Of course, John Edwards was right – there are Two Americas. The children of our misbegotten “elite” live in one of them, where people with the right political backing can beat people up, block freeways and vandalize not merely freely, not merely at will, but with a nudge and a wink from the powers that be.
Time to let those powers know we’re watching.
Purdue hires a social justice warrior to head its engineering program.
While overt sexism and homophobia are less common than historically, they still play out in ways that are subtle and, therefore, insidious and hard to combat. How do you see this happening in the sciences, and how do you deal with it?
One of the biggest sources of sexism and homophobia is lodged in the epistemology of science. How we think, and what we think, matter in determining what we know and don’t know, and affects our workplace interactions in very negative ways. We think that we eliminate bias by keeping our “personal lives” – some aspects of ourselves – out of the lab, classroom, or office. But actually this is how we allow implicit bias to seep in and saturate everything we do, because that which is male, straight, white, able-bodied, monied, is not left behind in the practice of science and engineering – it is just so normative that lots of us don’t notice.
The story came out on Saturday. I can only hope it’s an April Fool prank – perhaps the most insanely brillaint one o al time.
I’m not very hopeful.
Remember when loyalty oaths were a bad thing?
To which I reply:
I normally live under a vow of darkness, picked up during my formative years during the “energy crisis”. I’m a frugal guy – far moreso than most Minnesotans.
But my house may well have beeen visible from space.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Diversity proponents say “We need an office that looks like America” meaning an office staffed by people who are Black, Hispanic, American Indian but all carefully toe the line chanting the same Liberal ideas.
It’s especially annoying in federal agencies, where the “deep state” long-term bureaucrats are all committed leftists who feel emboldened to wage war on conservatives.
Trump should attack that starting with a tweet “We need a government that THINKS like America” meaning a 50-50 balance of political opinion among staff members, regardless of the color of their skin.
It will cause a storm of outrage of course, he’s politicizing the non-political jobs, imposing litmus tests, etc., but that’s already happened so the outrage will be a manifestation of Berg’s Seventh Law. Politicization was done by the left and we’re seeking to restore balance, as diversity proponents themselves insist is necessary. After all, aren’t they the ones who say we must have a wise Latina on the court to bring that perspective to the law? Well, then, shouldn’t we have intellectual diversity throughout the administration in proportion to the electorate which, as we know, is evenly divided?
It would be amusing to watch and who knows, it might just open the public’s minds to the possibility of firing ideologically motivated bureaucrats who are sabotaging the new administration with leaks and resistance movements from within.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
The theory of diversity holds that by adding more viewpoints we get a better result, regardless of how smart the individuals holding those viewpoints are. Diversity increases group intelligence.
In practice, if you want a smarter group of people, add smarter people. Diversity dilutes group intelligence.
This is not news, it’s confirmation of what we already knew from anecdotal evidence. Adding more people to a committee does not increase committee intelligence, it just takes longer to get nothing done.
It’s settled science. You’re not a science denier, are you?
To the left, “settled science” means “comports with our narrative, so shut up”.