Was awoken at 4AM by my dog barking madly.

I grabbed a handgun, an axe, a bag of lime, some plastic contractors bags and a bow saw (*) and walked downstairs.

There was a drunk wearing a Wild jersey, screaming into a cell phone, standing on the sidewalk. But the dog was barking out the side window.

I walked outside. A young woman in a Wild jersey was vomiting in my garden.

Someone wanna get Dave Thune on this? I don’t want my neighborhood swarming with puking Hamline kids/hockey fans.

Oh, I sent them on their way.

* Oops – misspoke again.

…or…did I?

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