Embarrassment

…is only a matter of time.

BREAKING: Minnesota’s highest court rules for Al Franken

The unanimous opinion ruled that Franken “received the highest number of votes legally cast” and is entitled “to receive the certificate of election as United States senator from the state of Minnesota.”

Minn. rules for Franken in Senate fight

Franken, a former Saturday Night Live star making the leap from life as a left-wing author and radio talker to the Senate, planned a news conference later Tuesday and didn’t immediately comment.

With credentials like that, it’s official:

Wellstone

Dayton

now Franken.

It’s a threepeat of embarrassment.

Sadly, Mr. Franken will provide bloggers plenty of antics to write about; hardly a silver lining.

Things I’m Supposed To Love But Can’t Stand: The Beatles

No, not “The Beatles” as in “everything they ever did”.

The Fab Four that got off the plane at LaGuardia and appeared on Ed Sullivan?  They were one amazing band – all exaggerated backbeat and fearless looping harmonies and everything that was good about skiffle and white-boy R’nB all rolled into one.

The band that did Rubber Soul and Revolver?  With the fascinating harmonies and stuttering rhythms (“She Said”) and the palpable sense they were wallowing in the pure joy of being able to create music for a living? Amazing stuff.

Even Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band has its joys.   But between the grooves the rot was showing.  Where once there was joy and wit and the pure fun of playing rock and roll (even very inventive rock and roll) in front of a crowd, there was a new, introverted, baroque sensibility creeping in.  And while Pepper was a great record, it only got worse.

Over the rest of the band’s career (and it’s kinda funny to think that “the rest of their career” was only three more years, and their entire career as a superstar band was shorter than the run of That Seventies Show), though…

…well, I’ll cop to it.  I can’t stand most of it.  Sure, there are enjoyable, even fantastic, moments.  But there is no Beatles album after Pepper that I can listen to all the way through without tuning out and looking for something else.  From the self-indulgent baroque noodling of Abbey Road to the self-indulgent psychedelia of Magical Mystery Tour to the self-indulgent self-indulgence of The White Album, everything the Beatles did after Sergeant Pepper bores me stiff.

Espectially White Album.  After a lifetime of hearing friends tell me how absolutely freaking essential it is, I just have to respond for the record; The White Album is the most overrated record ever hatched upon the world. Not boring.  Not bad.  Just overrated.

You can disagree.  I expect many of you will.  Go for it.  But after thirty-odd years of trying, I can not find a way around it; The White Album doesn’t even rise to the level of “doing nothing for me”; it just falls flat.

Perhaps it’s the sound of John Lennon seizing control of the band; Lennon/McCartney were geniuses – together.  Separately?  McCartney was a featherweight popster, and Lennon was a misanthropic mope.  Up through Sergeant Pepper, they cancelled each others’ worst characteristics out.  After?

Ugh.

Every time.

End Of An Era

There is no blogger in MInnesota who has had a greater impact on Minnesota politics than Michael Brodkorb.

Michael’s a friend, a former NARN colleague, and one of the sharpest political minds I know.

And Minnesota Democrats Exposed has been both a juggernaut and a lightning rod for the past five years or so; it’s been a powerful force for transparency in Minnesota govenment; it’s broken more stories about DFL malfeasance than, I think, both the dailies and all the TV stations put together.  Naturally, it’s drawn ten blogs’ fair share of ire from the local left; the smart lefties know Michael’s a sharp, canny opponent; the rest of them just bay at the moon until they soil themselves, and then go put up a post on Minnesota Progressive Project.

Michael has written, by his count, 7,000 posts (it’s amazing how it adds up, isn’t it?) – and he says he only regrets one of them:

There is one post that has never really fit into the focus of my blog, one post that never felt right, one post I wish I hadn’t posted on Minnesota Democrats Exposed. In almost 5 years of blogging, I have never issued an apology – until now.Back on January 4, 2008, I published a post awarding Drew Emmer with the first ever first-ever Minnesota Democrats Exposed Man Not In The Arena Award and Mitch Berg an “honorable mention.” Click here to read the back-story and the post-post commentary.

Drew and Mitch are both my friends and I should have picked up the phone to contact them with my frustrations. I should have sent a private e-mail and both of them would have politely responded and we could have had a respectful and production conversation. But I instead chose to publish a smart-ass post, and in the process wasn’t respectful to either Drew and Mitch. It was a jerky thing to do to my friends. As hard-working, principled conservatives, they both deserved better than to labeled as “do-nothings” and I want to publicly apologize to both Drew and Mitch for this post of January 4, 2008.

Well, I do appreciate it – but it was never necessary.  While I disagreed with Michael’s original point – everyone’s got a right to an opinion, although the opinions of those who do and deliver count for more – I took it as a challenge; less talk, more rock.  And I figure among people who are on the same team, those sorts of things have to – and, honestly, had better – be treated that way.
Anyway – today’s Michael’s last day at MDE.  The intellectual imbalance facing Twin Cities’ leftybloggers will fade from “absurd” to merely “hopeless”.

And best of luck, Michael!

Krugman: “Dissent Is Treason”

Remember when dissent was the highest civic virtue?

That is, naturally and inevitably, what happens when Republicans are in office.

But dissent an anti-scientific socialist power grab?

Treason!

Still, is it fair to call climate denial a form of treason? Isn’t it politics as usual?Yes, it is — and that’s why it’s unforgivable.

Do you remember the days when Bush administration officials claimed that terrorism posed an “existential threat” to America, a threat in whose face normal rules no longer applied? That was hyperbole — but the existential threat from climate change is all too real.

Yet the deniers are choosing, willfully, to ignore that threat, placing future generations of Americans in grave danger, simply because it’s in their political interest to pretend that there’s nothing to worry about. If that’s not betrayal, I don’t know what is.

I’m only being mildly hyperbolic when I wonder if we’ll see show trials by 2016, should Obama  win another term.

Pawlenty on Obama: Out of Control, Irresponsible

“…the President said in an interview not that long ago ‘We are out of money’ with all due respect Mr. President, if we’re out of money, quit spending it!”

…also, at about nine minutes in, Pawlenty shares what he thinks of the President’s performance six months in and calls out the “Stimulus” Bill and the Federal Government’s encroachment into private industry.

How To Make Single-Payer Healthcare Work

Key lesson:  Make sure there’s a free healthcare market next door for when your own system can’t handle things:

A critically-ill premature-born baby from Hamilton is all alone in a Buffalo, N.Y., hospital after she was turned away for treatment at local facility and transferred across the border without her parents, who don’t have passports.Ava Stinson was born Thursday at St. Joseph’s Hospital, 14 weeks premature.

A provincewide search for an open neonatal intensive care unit bed came up empty, leaving no choice but to send the two pound, four ounce baby to Buffalo.

For good, grim entertainment, ask the Norwegians – who still have some private healthcare – about the Swedes (who have none) who come across the border to actually get healthcare they can’t find in their own single-payer system.

(Via Ed)

Continuity Notes

While doing research on how to run better, more effective business meetings, I tripped across a bunch of YouTube links for a 2001 BBC TV show, “Survival Secrets of the SAS”, out on YouTube.

The show – featuring Falklands vet Eddie Stone and 1980 Iranian Embassy rescuer John MacAleese – covers a lot of basic hints about how the SAS (the British Army’s special forces, and the model for groups like the US Delta Force), including some very useful info for dealing witth teenagers, at 7:14 into this segment, for which I’m going to be forever in the show’s debt.

However, I couldn’t help  noticing in the episode on protecting VIPs – one of the SAS’s jobs – that in the section on dealing with ambushes, at 6:14 into this segment – I’m no expert (far from it), but I’d think the presence of a clearly-visible sandbag bunker on a rooftop might tip one off that something was afoot?

Again – I’m no expert.

But Wait!

Pitchman Billy Mays, found dead at 50.

And if you order now, Tony Sullivan will die, too!

(Just kidding.  Sincerely condolences to the Mays family, and hopes for a long, healthy life for Mr. Sullivan).

Sin Tax

I don’t remember this garnering a lot of attention on the part of the media or blogosphere when in January the legislature passed a sin tax (although they won’t call it that) to curb the excessive use of yet another damaging substance:

Water.

Before approving the higher rates this year, Minnetonka City Council Members Brad Wiersum and Tony Wagner wanted to know whether the change to graduated fees was showing signs of working.

“Have we changed behavior or have we raised revenue?” Wiersum asked.

In the first year, “We changed behavior slightly, but not to any significance,” Wagstrom said.

Personally, I think watering your lawn and treating it with chemicals is silly and wasteful, especially in Minnesota where it will be frozen to death a few weeks after you have achieved green carpet nirvana. My opinion notwithstanding, municipalities should charge residents what it costs to deliver clean, safe water.

…and not a penny more.

In the past, if we’ve had a shortage, cities have relied on watering bans or odd/even day restrictions.

…but that doesn’t raise any more revenue now does it? And in the end, people that use more already pay more.

The sin tax on water is yet another violation of the principal of “government for the people;” another attempt to raise revenue and increase government influence under the guise of a crisis.

World Of Hurt

The new film The Hurt Locker opens with this quote, from former NYTimes war correspondent Chris Hedges, in white type over a black background:

The rush of battle is a potent and often lethal addiction, for war is a drug.

As the movie rolled into the first scene, the last clause – “war is a drug” stayed highlighted.

I watched The Hurt Locker at Ed Morrisey’s place, with Ed and the First Mate, on Saturday night.  I drove home wondering exactly what to make of it.  I’ve seen lot of war movies, from a lot of subgenres.  And viewed through the template of a film like Saving Private Ryan, The Big Red One, Go Tell The Spartans, Full Metal Jacket, A Bridge Too Far or Platoon (to pick half a dozen completely disparate examples), The Hurt Locker seemed to wander, to not make a lot of sense.

I had no idea where to start writing about it.

Of course, it’s an excellent movie.  The direction (by Kathryn Bigelow) conveys the atmosphere of Iraq – the endless heat, the soldiers’ boredom, the paranoia of working and fighting amongst those who may be friendly, enemy or both – fluently.

The Hurt Locker is also the first movie about the Iraq war that I’ve heard of that doesn’t swerve into self-serving politics. It’s no The Green Berets – the filmmakers’ sympathies are detectable, but not especially in the foreground.

And the acting is superb; Jeremy Renner (most famous for starring in Dahmer, or as self-destructive punk rocker Jimmy Quidd in “House”), as a bomb disposal expert on his umpteenth tour of duty, brings a nuanced mania to his role – we’ll come back to that.   Anthony Mackie and Brian Sanborn round out his team as the cold, calculating professional and the scared-out-of-his-mind kid (who is seeking counseling from an army psychologist played by Christian Camargo).

But I had no idea what to say about the film.  Something didn’t quite add up.

Then I looked up the rest of Chris Hedges’ quote.   I found it, from a piece he wrote for Amnesty International back in 2002:

…one I ingested for many years. It is peddled by myth makers -historians, war correspondents, filmmakers novelists and the state-all of whom endow it with qualities it often does possess: excitement, exoticism, power, chances to rise above our small stations in life, and a bizarre and fantastic universe that has a grotesque and dark beauty. It dominates culture, distorts memory, corrupts language and infects everything around it, even humor, which becomes preoccupied with the grim perversities of smut and death. Fundamental questions about the meaning, or meaninglessness, of our place on the planet are laid bare when we watch those around us sink to the lowest depths. War exposes the capacity for evil that lurks just below the surface within all of us.

And then it hit me.  It’s not a war movie – or should I say, it’s not just a war movie.  It’s a movie about war as a drug, and its affect on its addicts.

Sergeant James (replacing Guy Pearce, a bomb disposal expert killed in the film’s opening scene) takes risks that are seen as reckless, even suicidal, by the rest of his team, from his opening action (eschewing a bomb-disposal robot and walking into the middle of seven 155mm artillery shells rigged into a huge bomb), escalating through taking apart a car bomb as vague, paranoia-inducing signs of an insurgent attack mass all around them, to his ultimate scene, racing into a warren of alleys to try to find a tanker-bomb’s trigger-man rather than calling the infantry (whose job it is!) to do the job.

Other than Pearce, the two A-list actors in the movie provide turns that seem at first blush to be incoherent, almost nonsensical – until you go back to Hedges’ quote.

Ralph Fiennes plays the leader of a team of British contractors who give of whiffs of being ex-SAS men (dressing in mufti and passing as Arabs, their immediate-action drills, capturing high-value Iraqi targets, travelling about the desert in an SUV) who is killed in a long-range duel with an Iraqi sniper (who kills two of the other Brits).  The team’s two survivors collapse – which is not the behavior one expects of Brit Special Forces veterans…

…but is what one might expect from an addict falling off a bad trip.  James (and Mackie, as the professional soldier, Sergeant Sanborn) then one-up Fiennes – taking the position in which he was killed, despatching the sniper in a tense duel that leaves James with a gleeful psychological hangover (in the following scene, in the barracks).

And after a particularly reckless disarming job, David Morse steps into the scene, playing a bird colonel – a career soldier.  Sounding as jovial as a surfer who’s still buzzing from catching a righteous curl, the colonel interrogates Morse in a scene that feels like it has to be a setup for a traditional Army-officer-style chewing-out; the colonel sounds too happy, too admiring of James’ recklessness, and his long record – hundreds of disarmings, following a tour in Afghanistan as a Ranger which, we are led to believe by extension, just wasn’t enough of a buzz.  But the chewing-out never comes.  It made me shake my head and write it off to bad editing at first – until I remembered Hedges’ quote.  Morse’s colonel, a man who’d made a career out of fighting, was as giggly and overcome with adrenaline from the situation as a surfer waiting to go out and catch a different curl, or as a drug addict comparing highs with a fellow stoner – or as Sergeant James after a particularly dangerous job.

Of course, all addictions have their ups and downs; we see Sergeant Reed (and other addicts, like the psychologist) go through some “bad trips” (which I won’t spoil).  But when the chance comes to break the addiction?  And it’s not that the drug leaves him out of control; the movie includes scenes when his innate humanity goes thirteen rounds with his addiction.  Staff Sergeant James is a fascinating character, as far from being a one-dimensional caricature of good, evil or insanity as I’ve seen.
Again – can’t spoil it.

The more I think about it, the more I want to see it again.  It’s well worth a trip.

Ed reviews it, too…

Question

Does anyone out there know anyone who’s selling a trunk or roof-mount bike rack?  Relatively cheap?

I’ve got a stretch coming up where I have to try to mix car and bike commuting.

If anyone has any leads, I’d love to hear ’em.

The Californication of America

Its easy for the rest of America to disassociate with the fiscal crisis in California. After all, it represents a bigger-than-life culture of Hollywood, celebrities, extreme lifestyles and a Bush-era “conservative” Guvernator. Even more so in Minnesota where our culture and demographics make us an unlikely analog.

Nonetheless, we are subject to national policies now mirroring those of California and to think the results will somehow be different on an national scale is a predictable exercise of liberal insanity.

California, too, spent lavishly in the fat years and issued bonds when state revenues did not cover the costs, bringing its once-sterling credit rating down to the nation’s lowest. So, too, U.S. Treasury bonds, T-bills and the American dollar are now increasingly suspect.

California, like Minnesota has a mandatory budget-balancing provision in force and watching California comply is going to be a lesson in fiscal responsibility – the hard way.

with the state under a constitutional mandate to balance its budget, yet facing a $24 billion deficit this July, a chainsaw is about to be taken to state government.

At arms length (a 2000-mile arm that is), California’s issues hold little import for Minnesotans, and probably won’t have an immediate effect on us here. We should count ourselves fortunate that our Governor is willing to take the heat by refusing to hike taxes and un-allotting what our legislature wouldn’t un-budget. What is troubling is California’s microcosmic prognostication for the rest of the country.

California and it’s economy are faced with the fallout of massive over-spending, immigration, health care and arbitrary and burdensome emissions regulations – which have failed by the way. Sound familiar?

Some 38,000 of 168,000 state prisoners may be released. As Barack Obama is pushing universal health insurance, California will cut Medi-Cal for the poor. Education will be slashed, resulting in a shortened school year, thousands of laid-off teachers, school closings and an end to summer programs in a system that has plummeted from the nation’s best to one of its worst, as measured by dropout rates and academic achievement.

The Obama administration represents the worst of fiscal liberalism as evidenced by the climate bill passed by the House, massive bailouts and a stimulus package that is nothing more than a veiled attempt to enlarge the federal government. Obama is making all the wrong moves, belying the lesson California’s fiscal train wreck offers the rest of us, and deservedly drawing comparisons to Jimmy Carter.

Under George W. Bush and Obama, the U.S. government has undertaken huge new responsibilities: No Child Left Behind, Medicare prescription drug benefits, wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, the takeovers of banks and auto companies, bailouts without end and national health insurance.

The “We Inherited it from Bush” plea will provide little cover as the Obama administration and virtually the same Congress that was in place during much of the Bush administration continue to ignore the signs. In six months they have done more damage to our nation’s solvency than Bush and Company did in eight years.

Richard Nixon and Ronald Reagan carried California nine times. But the state is now a fiefdom of liberalism. John McCain’s share of the vote was smaller than Barry Goldwater’s. California today believes in Big Government, open borders, diversity, multiculturalism and the politics of compassion. But what liberalism has wrought in California, its native-born are fleeing.

The rest of us have nowhere to flee. We can’t all move to Florida.

The Stoning Of An Uptown Audience

Friday night, I saw The Stoning of Soraya M with several dozen of my closest friends.

The movie – which has garnered plenty of critical praise – depicts exactly what the title says it depicts.  A true story of a “legally”-sanctioned mob lynching in Iran in 1986, the movie is an examination of the corruption of power and the power of and pornographically-seductive nature of mobs.

Soraya is the wife of Ali. Together, they have four children.  Ali clearly relishes the power that Iran’s Islamic revolution gave to men; a misogynistic monster, he’s well on his way toward turning their two boys into angry little clones.  And his eye is wandering – a 14 year old girl.  He demands a divorce, is rebuffed, and sets off a trail of events that lead, with a sickening inevitability that wafts over you like a foul foreboding cloud, to the eponymous murder.

If it doesn’t sound like a great date movie, you might be right – although modern American “women’s studies” students should be encouraged to see it, if only to see how very, very good things have been for American women in comparison for the past 200 years or so.

The film is almost unbearably intense; the stoning is brutal (as befits such a brutal form of ritualized murder which, the movie’s closing montage points out, is still practiced all over the world) and, to those whose tastes have been trained to expect the Hollywood last-minute reprieve or rescue, inevitable.  Once events take their fatal plunge from the absurd to the depraved, there’s really no way off the track.

The description above gives away a fair amount of the story, and yet none of its substance.  It’s an excellent movie that I recommend, even as I advise you that it takes an emotional investment.
I thought two things as I watched, trying to absorb it all:

  1. The film is affecting in the same way as a trip to the Holocaust Museum is; you don’t feel “good” as you leave, but you add a new item to your internal moral “to do” list as you leave.  If you are discerning, by the way, that lesson is “corruption and mob rule are awful evil things”, not ‘Islam Sucks”.  We’ll come back to that.
  2. I thought “The PC police are going to load their rhetorical cannon with grapeshot” over this movie.

Sure enough, Steven Holden of the New York Times writes an impermeably imperceptive review for whom unthinking PC must be the only motivation:

The Stoning of Soraya M.,” a true story of religiously sanctioned misogyny and mob violence in an Iranian village, thoroughly blurs the line between high-minded outrage and lurid torture-porn.

And it was with that line that I checked out.  Holden missed the entire point.  It was torture-porn, all right – for the people in the village, for whom the stoning was the outlet for a sickening onslaught of rage and blood-lust that could only be described as “pornographic”.

The screenplay’s oratorical tone is partly intentional, since the movie’s heavy-handed style harks back to the kind of 1950s Hollywood quasi-biblical parables starring Victor Mature and Jean Simmons that paraded themselves as sacred.

I’m not sure exactly what Holden is aiming for here; if he’s trying to draw a parallel between the unnamed movies of the fifties, he’s wrong; nothing is “paraded as sacred”; there is merely a flash or two of hope, inasmuch as Soraya’s aunt Zahrah (portrayed by Shorhah Agdashloo, from House of Sand and Fog and from Day Three of 24 (the mother of the sleeper-cell femily) manages to get the story of the murder to a French-Iranian jouralist (played by James Caviezel), but otherwise, the film is a horrified trip through the ultimate profanity.

Visually as well as narratively, the movie embraces extremes. The village is arid, the countryside around it paradisically lush.

One wonders if Mr. Holden needs this little swatch of fairly elementary symbolism explained to him via some medium scrutable to the modern, paper-thin, trite, quasi-literate film critic, perhaps a tattoo across Zooey Deschanel’s back would get his attention; “In this beautiful place, a malignant ugliness has bloomed into hideous, ugly life”.

Almost everything is either-or. Soraya is a beautiful martyred innocent and Zahra a stormy feminist prophet. With the exception of the mayor (David Diaan), who has qualms about the execution, and Mr. Caviezel’s reporter, who appears only briefly at the beginning and end of the movie, the men are fiendishly villainous.

Mr. Negahban’s Ali, who resembles a younger, bearded Philip Roth, suggests an Islamic fundamentalist equivalent of a Nazi anti-Semitic caricature. With his malevolent smirk and eyes aflame with arrogance and hatred, he is as satanic as any horror-movie apparition. The fraudulent local mullah, who collaborates in his scheme after being rejected by Soraya, might as well be carrying a pitchfork and breathing fire.

And there’s the PC reference.  While the film references murder that is judicially sanctioned under Islamic law because, for those who missed it, it’s based on a true story of a murder sanctioned under Islamic law, the film takes pains to point out what Mr. Holden seemingly can’t be bothered to: the local mullah is a former criminal, sprung from hard time under the Shah’s regime by the revolution, a man whose piety is no deeper than a layer of mascara.

Would could also describe Steven Holden’s perceptiveness:

Yet it must be said that “The Stoning of Soraya M.” wields a crude power. At last year’s Toronto International Film Festival, the movie was voted runner-up to “Slumdog Millionaire” for the audience choice award. As “The Passion of the Christ” showed, the stimulation of blood lust in the guise of moral righteousness has its appeal.

Mr. Holden:  If “being inspired to try to not be the mindless drone that unthinkingly participates in a mob atrocity” is “moral righteousness”, I think I’ll cop to it.

See the movie if you get the chance.  Well worth it.

The Best Non-Date Movie You’ll See This Year

I saw The Stoning of Soraya M at the Uptown last night.

First things first; it’s a harrowing movie.  As in Passion of the Christ harrowing.

Too harrowing, at this remove, to really write a coherent review.  That’ll come soon.

But do yourself a favor; ignore the NYTimes’ specious review.  The Times writes the movie off as ‘Torture-Porn”.  They hit the point and still it completely; the village men doing the stoning were acting as if they were taking part in pornography.  That is exactly the point.

It’s at the Uptown again tonight.  It’s not the feel-good hit of the summer – I haven’t seen a group walk out of a building looking so emotionally smacked around since the Holocaust Museum.

But it is so good.  An amazing movie.  Go if you get the chance.

It’s The End Of The Century

Today, the Northern Alliance Radio Network brings you the best in Minnesota conservatism from 11AM-5PM. 

  • Volume I “The First Team” –  Brian and John kick off from 11-1.
  • Volume II “The Headliner”Ed and I are up next, from 1-3.  We’ll likely be talking Obamacare, Cap and Slave, Iran and North Korea.  We’ll also be talking with the organizers of the Minnesota Tea Party, and with one of the producers of The Stoning of Soraya M.
  • Volume III, “The Final Word”King is on next, dishing his own personal brand of conservative hurt from 3-5.  Check it out.
  • And don’t forget, our long-time colleagues David Strom and Margaret Martin lead things off on the David Strom Show from 9-11AM!

(All times Central)
So tune in to all six hours of the Northern Alliance Radio Network, the Twin Cities’ media’s sole guardians of sanity. You have so many options:

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As Things Were

It occurred to me last night; my kids have no concept of Michael Jackson, other than the freakish tabloid-fodder plastic-surgery nightmare figure he’s been their entire lives.  Indeed, I dont’ think anyone under age thirty has any other reference for Jackson.

But walking through the parking lot at Rainbow yesterday, I did hear three different people cranking Thriller and Off The Wall in their cars.
After the past twenty years of tabloid fodder, it’s easy to forget…

…well, I almost wrote “Who Michael Jackson really was”.  I don’t know if Jackson himself, much less anyone else, knew that answer.

But it is easy to forget the swathe he cut through popular music from the late sixties to about 1988.

It’s hard to remember sometimes that the Jackson Five were not just a child-prodigy novelty act,

…or that Off The Wall, cut when he was barely twenty, was not only one of the highest points of seventies R’nB…

…but a hell of a lot of fun.

Of course, there’s been plenty written about Thriller  – the biggest selling record of all time, and one of the soundtrack albums for the entire decade.

Plenty has been written about Thriller.  I really have only one thing to add.  Growing up (at that time, going to college) in one of the very whitest places in the world (I never met an Afro-American face-to-face until my late teens), I didn’t encounter a whole lot of R’nB as a kid.  Or late teen.  Or college kid.  It took an album like Thriller to crack places like…

…well, everywhere.  Especially where I was at the time.

The early eighties were one of the great periods in the history of popular music not because of Thriller, necessarily, but because of something that helped producer the album: in the early eightes, like the mid-fifties and the mid-sixties, “black” and “white” music cross-pollinated like ever before and, sadly, never since.

In 1981,popular music was divided as strictly as Berlin was.  R’nB and rock met on the top forty, but only as a measurement of sales.  Black audiences and white audiences prett much kept to themselves.  And MTV was getting beaten on for only playing white artists (back when, for those who remember, they actually played music videos).
And then, Eddie Van Halen played on a Michael Jackson song.

And for half a decade or so, the black and white divide in music evaporated.  Almost overnight, the best rock band in America was two white guys, two white girls and two black guys led by a pint-sized prodigy from Minneapolis.  Suddenly synth-pop imported R’nB conventions wholesale.  Suddenly Aerosmith led rap’s crossover to the mainstream.  For half a decade or so, black
Could that happen with music today?  At all?
Of course not.  I doubt it could ever happen again.  But while it lasted, it was amazing.

All of the King’s psychologists, and all the King’s prescription meds, couldn’t untangle the workings of Jackson’s mind; growing up with a psychotic stage father who almost literally tortured his children to stardom, the mind-warping fame in his early teens, being the biggest star in the world at a time when most kids are just getting over acne and learning to drive inside the speed limit.

Jackson was poised for a “comeback”, starting next month.  It’s tempting to wonder – could it have worked?  If it had, it’d have been a first.  Most superstars – like Jackson’s ex-father-in-law and, now, fellow casualty of fame, Elvis Presley – are motivated by very different things in their fifties than in their twenties, and so are their audiences.  Some superstars – Bruce Springsteen, Prince – lose their original muse, but manage to find another one, more or less gracefully.  Others keep flogging the same horse that got them to where they’re at.  Could Jackson have extricated himself from the baggage of his own hyper-success, to say nothing of the problems in his own mind, and found that new spark?

Anyway.  Too much thinking.  RIP, Michael Jackson.

I Got Book Learnin’

I watched TresSec Geithner on Jim Lehrer the other night (the video is available in the link below as well) and thought the following interchange (emphasis mine) said so much about the elitist arrogance and stupefying lack of practical experience that the Obama administration represents, from the very top down.

TIMOTHY GEITHNER: In the financial sector, the financial markets require well-designed regulation. We did not have well-designed regulation. We had the worst financial crisis in generations because of basic failures in the design of regulation.

JIM LEHRER: Finally, President Obama said yesterday that the real cause of all of this was a culture of irresponsibility. You’ve worked in and around the financial industry for years. How would you describe that, what that culture was? What caused it?

TIMOTHY GEITHNER: I’ve never worked in the financial industry, just to say. I’ve always worked in public service and the government.

That’s okay, Timmy. Your boss hasn’t even done that. But there are some really well-organized communities in Chicago now.

Silly Mr. Lehrer for thinking the man charged with regulating our nation’s financial system might actually have worked in it (or paid his taxes for that matter – he must have skipped that chapter whilst basking in academia).

How unremarkable is it that a man who has spent his entire life working in government fails to see that in fact government overreach was the cause of this crisis, and is now the root of it’s persistence.

His prescription? More of the same. Just “designed” better.

Jacko Fade To Blacko

Michael Jackson, King of Pop, dead at 50

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived. A cardiologist at UCLA tells TMZ Jackson died of cardiac arrest.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive.

A source inside the hospital told us there was “absolute chaos” after Jackson arrrived. People who were with the singer were screaming, “You’ve got to save him! You’ve got to save him!”

Much more tomorrow.
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It’s A Good Thing We Elected Obama…

…so that world leaders would credit the US with making a clean break with the past eight years, and for trying to make amends.

Yep.  Our image in the world is gonna zoom!

President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused Barack Obama on Thursday of behaving like his predecessor toward Iran and said there was not much point in talking to Washington unless the U.S. president apologized.

Good thing they don’t hate us anymore.

You’re From Boise? What Exit?

Columbia, Missouri – known as “The Berkeley of the Ozarks” – has passed a law against road-raging against bikers. 

My jury is still out on the law itself – stupid road rage is stupid road rage, no matter who it’s aimed at.

But this op-ed in the Wichita paper touches on some preconceptions that need to get looked at:

Imagine if you will, cruising down the street in your car when you come upon several bicyclists heading the same direction that you are going. It’s a busy street and they are riding two and maybe even three wide, and you’re not able to get around them for quite some time. What do you do?

That does depend on local laws.  Bikes are entitled to half a lane and three feet of clearance in Minnesota (assuming I have it correct).  They’re also well-advised to clear out of the way of traffic, into the parking lane, if people are piling up behind them; tense drivers are dangerous drivers. 

You might decide to hit your horn to encourage them to move over a bit. You may shout at them, telling them to get off of the road, or, as you finally do pass them, you may extend a hand and a certain finger while yelling obscenities at them. Now I would never endorse nor do the two latter ones, there have been plenty of times when my horn was put into effect.
As of this past Monday, all of those reactions could cost a heavy fine or even land you in jail for up to a year over in Columbia, Mo. The Columbia City Council passed an ordinance prohibiting such road rage geared towards bicyclists. Don’t be surprised if that trend starts to take hold here in Kansas, especially over in Lawrence.

Enh.  Road rage should be illegal, no matter who the target is.  Bikers are more vulnerable, since we’re not wrapped in a ton of metal, but rage is rage. 

But here’s where we get into preconceptions:

I understand that road rage is high, especially against bike riders. The general knowledge, or I should say, what everyone thinks concerning bicyclists may be wrong. They do have a right to the road just as much as cars do. I don’t have a problem with that. What I have a problem with is the fact that bicyclists are supposed to follow the same rules as cars do.

Stopping at stop signs and red lights. Signaling when turning.

Well, no kidding.  I mean, bikes are vehicles, and they should act like vehicles – right?

I mean, just like the semis on Summit Avenue have to follow “turn on red” rules, and dirt bikes on University Avenue have to mind the speed limit, and mopeds are allowed to use the shoulders on the freeway just like MTC buses, and bicycles have to maintain proper clearance on the freeways!

Well, no – semis aren’t allowed on Summit, dirt bikes aren’t allowed on the street until you slap a lights and signals on ’em, and mopeds aren’t allowed on the road at all (much less freeway shoulders), and bicycles aren’t allowed on the Interstate. 

Vehicles are not one size fits all, even in the eyes of the law.  They have different rules. 

I’m an advocate of the Boise Stop rule, in which bikes are allowed to treat stop signs as “Yield” signs, and stoplights as stop signs.  It doesn’t change the rules of the road – just makes them safer.  Intersections where cars and bikes aren’t mingling about as fake equals are just plain safer.  Having bikes and cars trying to accelerate out of corners together is bad news – getting through or out of intersections is always good if you’re a biker – and that doesn’t even address the stress injuries caused by sitting too long at pointless lights, letting ones’ muscles get all cold, then heated up, then cold again.

So yeah, bikers should follow the rules.  But the rules should make sense, too. 

Dry Season

The U of M Board of Regents bans alcohol at all U of M athletic events

In a separate measure, the board voted 10-2 in favor of a ban on alcohol at TCF Bank Stadium, set to open on campus in the fall.

I’m trying to remember the last time anyone told me it was possible to watch GoGo football without being hammered.

The move comes after lawmakers passed a measure requiring the university to sell alcohol throughout the school’s new football stadium, or not sell it at all. The university’s original plan was to sell alcohol to fans in premium suites.

That’s right – it was our DFL legislature who decided that if students didn’t have access to booze, then they’d be damned if the people in the skyboxes would!

Thank you, legislature, for looking out for that key liberty!