Shot in the Dark

Category: Snappy Answers to Casual Gaslighting

  • A Pattern

    While listening to the debate last week, I did hear one line that I fully expected Big Left’s chattering classes to try to exploit: Trump noted that illegal immigration would heavily impact “black jobs”. And that brought out the heckling class: Do you notice a pattern? It’s a diverse crowd of hecklers. Some of them…

  • Plan B

    Every Democrat, for the past 24 hours or so: SCOTUS: You can’t just throw your rival in prison because you don’t like him. DEMOCRATS: So you’re saying we can drop bombs on him? SCOTUS: You really can’t even charge your rival with a crime because his presidency made you mad. DEMOCRATS: Got it. So we…

  • America Takes A Six Month “Lid”

    We were told that Joe Biden is so on top of things, he can type in different languages on different iPhones at the same time. Remember this? The most credible people ever – dare I say, our “best and brightest” – assured us that Joe Biden at 82 is like Chuck Norris at 40: And…

  • America’s Abusive Spouse

    Notice how many Democrats and media people (ptr) are gaslighting working Americans about the economy lately? The Dow Jones and the level of GDP is nice and all, but inflation is rising faster than buying power, and is going to get worse before it gets better, if it gets better.

  • A Stylish LIttle Stiletto Boot On Your Neck Forever: Apple Valley Edition

    Among Big Left’s great crimes against history is the complete devaluation they have achieved against the term “Fascist”. To much of the parts of society that routinely use the word, it now means “anyone not on board with today’s left’s narrative”. No, really: And Big Left knows what it’s doing, since the other options have…

  • Law School

    If there are two bright spots in this current legislative session, it is the emergence of Harry Niska and Walter Hudson, as two of the best state legislators in the United States. Here, Walter finishes the job Harry started, giving the single best explanation of why the DFL, and the StarTribune, are lying about the…

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part X

    Dems: Public broadcasting is NOT state media! 1% of their funding comes from government! Normies: Then defunding won’t hurt anythi… Dems: NOOO! You’ll KILL ELMO! Why do you hate Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers?

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part IX

    Dems: Trans women are women! Normies: Except in athletic competition, where their innate masculine physical traits are a huge advantage, not to mention in prison where they tend to rape bio-women… Dems: Genocide!

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part VIII

    DFL: Let’s fully fund education! Normies: Could you define that term? Because we already pay an awful lot of money, and the results keep getting worse… DFL: You hate children! Why do you hate children?

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part VII

    Dems: Blue America *carries* Red America. Without us, Red America would starve. Normies: OK. Let’s talk national divorce, since you don’t need… Dems: Why are you talking treason!?!? NEVER!

  • Open Letter To Rep. Vang

    To: Rep. Samantha VangFrom: Mitch Berg, Irascible PeasantRe: Gaslighting Rep. Vang, You wrote the “Social Credit” bill (you call it ‘Stop Hate’, but my title is more accurate) that I talked about on my show over the weekend. You got a storm of criticism – almost all of it justified. This was your response: Well,no.…

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part VI

    DFL: Walz runs the most transparent administration in history. Normies: His administration us utterly opaque, hides information, and communicates only in giggly selfies. DFL: Our HR office will be in touch.

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part V

    DFL: The surplus is immense, and a monument to DFL wisdom. Normies: It’s mostly one-time money. You turned it into permanent spending. It’ll be a deficit next session. DFL: We ALWAYS said it was one-time money!

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part IV

    DFL: the police are in occupying force of oppressors, and must be defunded! Normies: we oppose defunding the police. DFL: hey, we never said anything about defunding the police!

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part III

    DFL: we will make Minnesota a safe place for children to get gender affirming care Normies: we oppose allowing children who can’t rent a car or consent to getting a tattoo to opt for life changing gender altering surgery. DFL: hey, who said anything about altering gender!

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part II

    DFL: it’s good for children younger than 13 to attend a highly sexualized drag shows. Normies: we oppose children attending highly sexualized drag shows DFL: don’t you DARE call us groomers!

  • Communicating With The MN DFL: Part I

    DFL: it’s time to ban magazines larger than seven rounds, as well as “assault weapons” Normies: so, do you want to confiscate firearms? DFL: how dare you say anybody’s coming for your guns! You’re paranoid!

  • Dog Whistle

    We talked last week about Peggy Flanagan’s absurd take on parenting. Here it is again: She followed up with this photo. Check out that righteous Bowie knife. There are only three interpretations for this symbology: Not sure which it is. I’m open to suggestions. Speaking of which – I have four friends that one could…

  • Make Orwell Fiction Again

    Badthink is the new…badthink. Or to put this in terms any Second Amendment activist can relate to, “Don’t be paranoid. Nobody’s coming for the language itself”. Pathologizing freedom of conscience by speciously linking it to objective evil? Demonizing dissent? Oh, yeah – and just flat out lying… …to gull the gullible – a population the…

  • The Low Bar

    I hope you all had a happy, blessed, gratitude-heavy Thanksgiving. I hope you did not spend the day alone in a New York apartment, sitting on your toilet, hunched over your smartphone, obsessively typing bilge out onto social media. Like this guy seemed to: Only to be reminded that graywashing American history is how authoritarianism…

  • Of Gratitude And Goals

    Tomorrow is Thanksgiving. I have so much for which I should be grateful – and I’ll be going through the list, as far as I can, tomorrow. But I’m going to jump the (if you’ll pardon the expression) gun, and say I’m thankful I’m not that this grift. Whoah – did I say grift? I…

  • Slipped

    If I were on the Nobel Committee, this simple meme would be my nomination for the Nobel Prize for Literature this year: It’s simple, and it sums up the modern culture war to a “T”. We warned you that if marriage got redefined to something other than “a guy and a gal” to “two people…

  • Breaking News (Breaking Wind) From Seven Years Ago

    Deep thoughts from Chris Cillizza, circa 2015: Joe Biden’s unique trait as a politician is — and always has been — his honesty. Sometimes that honesty gets him into varying degrees of trouble. Sometimes it makes it seem as though he’s the closest thing to a real person you could possibly hope for in politics.…

  • The Most Berg’s Seventh Law Op Ed In History

    Berg’s Seventh Law – “When a progressive issues a group defamation or assault on conservatives ethics, character, humanity or respect for liberty or the truth, they are at best projecting, and at worst drawing attention away from their own misdeeds” – has been getting a workout lately. But this next bit – an LATimes response…

  • Look What You Made Us Do

    To: DemocratsFrom: Mitch Berg, whose common “irascible peasant” self-appelation has never seemed more on-target. Re: You Dear all Democrats, Every once in a while, in front of a friendly audience, you slip and let the truth out. In front of the NPR simps in 2016, for example, you said in as many words it was…