It’s Almost Anticlimactic…
Monday, April 9th, 2018…reading stories of anti-gun politicians and their staffers owning the guns they desperately want to deny the little guy.
…reading stories of anti-gun politicians and their staffers owning the guns they desperately want to deny the little guy.
To: David Hogg et al
From: Mitch Berg, irascible peasant
Re: Agenda item
7 dead in one Chicago neighborhood in 12 hours.
Of course, they were mostly black and brown, so they don’t look like any of you. And they were mostly killed by people with criminal records (and, sadly, at least of the victims likely had records, too – that’s the way of inner city crime, which accounts for over 3/4 of this nation’s homicides (with and without guns) every year. That means more people killed in two days that have died in all school shootings in the past five years, all rolled together.
But they’re black and brown and killed in ones and twos with weapons that aren’t on the social engineers’ hit lists yet. And they had the bad fortune to be murdered almost exclusively in cities run by the same political class that pays for your airfare and security and sign printing and also gets you all that A-list media treatment. Cities that already have all the gun control measures “you” are so stridently demanding (fat lotta good they did, huh?) so nobody’ll be talking about those murders, will they?
Will they?
Will you all be marching through Chicago? Calling a bunch of gang-bangers “terrorists” and “Murderers?”
No?
That is all.
SCENE: Mitch BERG is waiting for a table at his local Korean restaurant when Avery LIBRELLE walks in behind him.
LIBRELLE: Merg!
BERG: Ugh, I mean, hey , Avery.
LIBRELLE: The kids from Parkland High School returned to class, and they feel like they’re “in prison“.
BERG: Do tell.
LIBRELLE: I’ll read from this article:
“Going to school is really so hard, and now it’s going to be so much worse,” said Isabelle Robinson, a senior. “A lot of the people I’ve talked to are dreading going back.”…MSD students will only be allowed to carry clear backpacks on campus and will be required to wear new student IDs at all times.
There will be an increased police presence on campus, as Gov. Rick Scott provides extra Florida Highway Patrol officers to beef up security and provide support to Broward County sheriff’s deputies. Students will have limited points of entry to the school.
The school district also says it’s considering whether to install metal detectors at the school’s entrances. A letter from Principal Ty Thompson sent to families on Friday said that step has not been taken yet.
“It feels like being punished,” Robinson told CNN. “It feels like jail, being checked every time we go to school.”
BERG: Huh.
LIBRELLE: Its just so unfair.
BERG: Why?
LIBRELLE: These kids are being punished for the crimes of a lunatic…
BERG: …even though they, themselves, did nothing and would never have dreamed of harming anyone ?
LIBRELLE: Yeah!
BERG: So let me get this straight – punishing innocent people – people who’d have never even thought of committing a crime – because of the crimes of a lunatic is a bad thing?
LIBRELLE: Every time, no exceptions.
BERG: Huh. (Notices the waitress motioning him toward a table) Er, are you going to get a table or order something?
LIBRELLE: Oh, no. I’m just here to offer solidarity to these people and their leader Kim Jong Un.
(And SCENE)
Over the weekend, there was a “gun right rally”.
The rally was put on by a group called “Minnesota Gun Rights”. We’ve addressed this group in the past – for being a scam that fleeces Minnesota gun owners, and is politically ineffective at best (and at worst, they do more harm than good). Some legislators that once supported it have seen the light and condemned the group as a scam.
Unfortunately, the media doesn’t know the difference between gun rights groups; many Twin Cities news outlets credited the Minnesota Gun Owners’ Caucus and the Gun Owners Political Action Committee for the event (as they giggled about the fairly sparse turnout a week after 20,000 Hoggites turned out for the “Stop Shooting White Kids!” rally the week before).
The real rally, sponsored by MNGOC, the GOPAC, the NRA and other actual gun rights groups is coming up on April 28 at noon at the Capitol. This will be the time that all law-abiding gun owners should plan on being at the Capitol to demonstrate for their rights, and against the attempt to whittle them away – from both sides of the aisle, it pains me to say.
It takes place during my show – but I’m going to try to be there anyway.
To: National Rifle Association
From: Mitch Berg, devious peasant
Re: David “Boss” Hogg
Dear NRA,
You need to pay any price, bear any burden, to get David Hogg a TV show. Perhaps on Fox News.
You’ll have a supermajority in favor of the post-Heller interpretation of the Second Amendment for the next two generations.
With rhetoric like this:
“The pathetic f***ers that want to keep killing our children, they could have blood from children splattered all over their faces and they wouldn’t take action because they all still see those dollar signs,” Hogg said before describing the “exhaustion” he’s experienced as a result of his month-long stint as a political activist.
“At this point its like when your old-a** parent is like, ‘I don’t know how to send an iMessage’ and you’re like, ‘Ok give me the f***ing phone’ and you take it and you get it done in one second. Sadly, that’s what we have to do with our government because our parents don’t know how to use a f***ing democracy so we have to do it.”
Prime time cable network nightly show. Now.
Maybe have John Paul Stevens for his first guest.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Hmmm, so according to Mr. Justice Stevens, the Supreme Court is capable of getting a decision wrong, as it did in the case he dissented from. I wonder what other cases also were wrongly decided and therefore ought to be ignored by all right-thinking people?
Brown v. Board of Education – separate but equal?
Roe v. Wade – abortion on demand?
Stenberg v. Carhart – partial birth abortion?
Obergefell v. Hodges – gay marriage?
The retired justice may have done the nation a great service, opening the door to invite us to ignore the Supreme Court.
Joe Doakes
What he’s also done is shown us what he’d never have put in a legal opinion; why repeal the Second Amendment if it isn’t in fact a broad protection of citizens’ gun rights?
Statistician from the vaunted FiveThirtyEight.org starts out as an anti-gunner…
…before realizing that the whole thing is a sham.
There are l literally too many good parts to find just one pull quote – read the whole thing already – but this bit about the fact that complicated problems (crime, suicide) don’t respond to simplistic solutions:
Even the most data-driven practices, such as New Orleans’ plan to identify gang members for intervention based on previous arrests and weapons seizures, wind up more personal than most policies floated. The young men at risk can be identified by an algorithm, but they have to be disarmed one by one, personally — not en masse as though they were all interchangeable. A reduction in gun deaths is most likely to come from finding smaller chances for victories and expanding those solutions as much as possible. We save lives by focusing on a range of tactics to protect the different kinds of potential victims and reforming potential killers, not from sweeping bans focused on the guns themselves.
Do yourself a favor and read the whole thing.
Do your friends a favor and circulate it widely.
I suppose we owe liberal retired SCOTUS judge John Paul Stevens a twisted thank you for accidentally telling the truth and calling for the outright repeal of the Second Amendment.
And for more than just exposing the manipulative lie. As Glenn Reynolds notes, Stevens’ statement reveals something I suspect much of the left would rather have kept quiet:
1. Calls to repeal the Second Amendment are, despite whatever gyrations the callers go through, tacit admissions that the Second Amendment bars sweeping gun control.
2. Good luck with that, we’re more likely to see an amendment banning abortion pass than one repealing the Second Amendment.
3. The Second Amendment, according to the Framers (and some Supreme Court dictum) recognizes a natural right; repealing the amendment doesn’t extinguish the right.
4. Nothing could be better for the GOP in 2018 and 2020 races than for the Dems to make this an issue.
Further proof, as if any were needed among those paying attention, that there can be no compromise. Ever.
A Pennsylvania school is planning to fight active shooters…
“Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” said Dr. David Helsel, [Superintendent of the Blue Mountain school district in Pennsylvania – Ed.] testifying to the House Education Committee last week in Harrisburg.
“At one time I just had the idea of river stone, they’re the right size for hands, you can throw them very hard and they will create or cause pain, which can distract,” Helsel told WNEP.
Helsel says teachers, staff, and students were given active shooter training through a program known as ALICE which stands for Alert, Lockdown, Inform, Counter, Evacuate and they routinely hold evacuation drills for active shooter simulations.
But if a teacher decides to lockdown a classroom, there are rocks in a five-gallon bucket kept in every classroom closet that students could throw if shooters get inside.
And the fact is, yes – with active shooters, any resistance is better than none. It’s just crazy enough to…well, maybe be better than useless.
Speaking of better than useless – the district took some more concrete action:
Helsel says the district has no plans to arm teachers, however, Blue Mountain does have a maintenance employee who is trained and certified to work as school security and is armed.
People may laugh – but it makes more sense than any Twin Cities public school is going to.
They start sending their child shills to do “die-ins”:
About two dozen students let their actions speak for themselves afternoon at the State Capitol. They staged a die-in outside the House chamber to draw attention to their concern that not enough is being done to keep them safe in schools.
None of their bills are coming out of committee. The people bringing tne bills know that. The people doing the protesting – people with Urban Progressive Privilege from ages 13 to 90 – being atrociously ignorant of civics and history, don’t.
Big Left is banking that these antics will get more Urban Progressives riled up to come to the polls than Real Americans.
And if they’re right, then this nation is even more screwed than it is.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
The story of how the court can seize a person’s guns based on one quip alone is bad enough, but I have two more thoughts:
When the cops seize your guns, do they run the serial numbers to see if they’re stolen; or test-fire them and run ballistics to see if they were used in a crime? If not, why not; and if so, what happens to the value of your never-fired-new-in-the-box John Wayne Peacemaker when they fire it and who makes good on that?
Second, assume the Liberal psychological explanation is correct – gun owners are compensating for having a small penis. In that case, taking away my guns would be physiological castration. If I were a gun owner considering seeking mental health treatment but the price I’d have to pay would be castration, you can forget about it.
“But it’s for your own good.” That’s what they told the tomcat. He didn’t like it either, but he had no choice. I do. If you want to reduce the number of men killing themselves with guns, you must find an incentive for them to accept treatment. Loss of manhood is not it.
Joe Doakes
Put it another way: even back in the seventies, psychologists (in general) knew that telling homosexual children to not act gay was profoundly psychologically damaging; telling someone “don’t be what you are” is an invite for decades of misery.
Fair enough.
“Defend myself, those who depend on me, and my community” is as we discussed the other day a primary evolutionary imperative for men, and firearms are almost always the best way to do that. Forget about japes about penis size – those are for people who are compensating for lousy comedic chops. Disarming someone is an attack on what evolution tells them to be.
What could go wrong?
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Kid with gun in school shoots girl, shoots boy, gets shot by armed cop in school. Shooting over.
A good guy with a gun stopped the shooting. Armed police inside the school immediately engaged the shooter. Nobody died.
Everything we’ve been saying about ineffective gun control was proven true in the Florida school.
Everything we’ve been saying about effective crime prevention was just proven true in Maryland.
But notice the Democrat congressman instantly leaps to the same old idea – background checks. Didn’t work in Florida, wouldn’t have worked here, but they’re the first words out of his mouth.
Joe Doakes
Seems pretty obvious.
Which hasn’t stopped some of the less-bright lights on Big Left to tell us “who are you gonna believe – the narrative, or your lying eyes?”
…that the DFL, Dave Pinto, Linda Slocum, and the Dreamdicle Kids are pimping, that were already in effect in today’s Maryland school shooting:
A good guy with a guh – in this case, a cop who did his job – apparently is the hero, here.
Not “commonsense gun safety reforms”.
Dear “spontaneous” demonstration participants,
I was in high school once. And I remember how little I cared about the opinions of people my parents age.
But I was blessed to of gone to high school at a time when the teacher staff at my school included a fair number of Vietnam, Korea and World War II veterans.
And one of the unmistakable lessons we got, back in my teenage years, was that “having people pay attention to your opinion is something you earn”.
One does not “earn” this by appropriating other peoples sorrow; and it’s more than a little bit ghoulish to try
Bilge like this isn’t helping. You are wrong on every factual point, and I strongly suspect you’re not smart enough to listen long enough to figure that out.
That is all..
If you are a hack social science researcher who dabbles badly in pseudo-science and fatuous wrenchings of correlation into causation, you are living in a golden age. Even Scientific American is running your drivel, and paying for it, with a straight face.
As we see in this piece – which attributes (white) men “stockpiling” guns to…
…well, pick your threadbare feminist trope:
The short, broad-brush answer to the first part of that question is this: men, who on average possess almost twice the number of guns female owners do. But not all men. Some groups of men are much more avid gun consumers than others. The American citizen most likely to own a gun is a white male—but not just any white guy. According to a growing number of scientific studies, the kind of man who stockpiles weapons or applies for a concealed-carry license meets a very specific profile.
These are men who are anxious about their ability to protect their families, insecure about their place in the job market, and beset by racial fears. They tend to be less educated. For the most part, they don’t appear to be religious—and, suggests one study, faith seems to reduce their attachment to guns. In fact, stockpiling guns seems to be a symptom of a much deeper crisis in meaning and purpose in their lives. Taken together, these studies describe a population that is struggling to find a new story—one in which they are once again the heroes.
Of course, we’re in the post-logic era – where the last thing you should look for in Scientific Ameircan is “Science”.
Turn, instead, to actual science – the evolutionary science that so many on the left chant their fealty to when it’s time to vent their two minutes’ hate against Christian fundamentalists, but which nearly none of them supports when it comes down to the many areas where evolution kills and dresses out their sacred political cows.
American men – especially American men in the Red States – are buying guns because it fulfills the evolutionary imperative to protect what is yours, and those who depend on you – and a rational person sees that a gun is a useful tool toward that end.
Scientific American’s not going to pay for that insight, though.
…only the police have the training necessary to deal with spree killers. You should check your right to defend yourself at the door and let the cops do the difficult work.
The problem with Snopes isn’t that they’re biased to the left (although they very well may be).
The problem with Snopes is – much like banished commenter Dog Gone – they seem to think “Big Left’s Current Cant” is interchangeable with fact.
As we see here, it just isn’t so.
Snopes.com recently fact-checked a post that we first put up in June 2015 and updated on January 7, 2016. This became an issue for them because a story that Fox News’ Special Report that had run a couple years ago was getting circulated on Facebook after the Florida high school shooting. They wrote: “Our conclusion is that this is accurate based on the CPRC’s definition of a mass shooting, but also extremely misleading. It uses inappropriate statistical methods to obscure the reality that mass shootings are very rare in most countries, so that when they do happen they have an outsized statistical effect.”
Watching the CPRC go on to flense Snopes’ claim is joyful thing. Give it a read.
Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
This pop-gun has a thumb hole stock.
That makes it an assault weapon, under the bill proposed by Democrats. Can’t be too careful.
You might think Joe’s being facetious.
If you do, you:
Bernie Sanders attends a fun-grab rally…
…surrounded by armed security.
Some lives are more worth defending than others.
New Prague student who joined the nationally-coordinated, Bloomberg-funded, District-supported “spontaneous walkout” over “gun violence” with a pro-2nd-Amendment sign…
…oh, do I even need to finish the sentence?
“I came out here with a poster trying to make a difference,” said Andy Dalsin, a senior.
Dalsin said principal Lonnie Seifert told him to give up a sign that read “Guns don’t kill people. People kill people” or leave the property, citing district policy.
“I stood in the back,” he said. “I didn’t try and cause a ruckus, but I was seen by the principal and he came and we had our exchange.”
The district said in a statement that “such items must be submitted to and reviewed by school administration at least 24 hours in advance.”
The whole sham “youth protest” is part of a narrative to push the perception that yoots are anti-gun in he first place.
It was never about “free speech”. It’s about conquering the culture.
UPDATE: Should you ever bet against the depravity of Big Left’s minions? No, you should not.
UPDATE 2: Should you really assume any of them know the issue well enough that policy-makers – or people serious about policy in area – should take them seriously? Again – no, you should not.
UPDATE 3; And if you are one of the packs of students that beclowns themselves with thuggery and violence, they’ll let you do it again to get a better photo op.
UPDATE 4: According to reliable sources, New Prague public schools have taken down their Facebook page, and the principal is unavailable until late next week for any comment on the subject.
UPDATE 5: Failure to exercise free speech as directed will not be tolerated.
Virtue, signaled (two weeks ago):
Dick’s Sporting Goods will no longer sell assault-style firearms, will ban high-capacity magazines and will not sell any guns to people younger than 21, the company announced Wednesday, a significant move for the retail giant in the midst of renewed calls for national gun reform.
Chief executive Edward W. Stack made the announcement during an appearance on “Good Morning America”, as well as through a company statement that said “thoughts and prayers are not enough” in the wake of America’s latest mass shooting. Two weeks ago, a gunman killed 17 people, most of them teenagers, in Parkland, Fla., with an AR-15 that was legally purchased. The alleged shooter, Nikolas Cruz, bought a shotgun from a Dick’s store in November, Stack said during the television interview.
Although the weapon purchased at the Dick’s outlet was not the one used in the massacre, Stack said his company was moved to act.
Virtue signal, responded to
Dick’s, which reported fourth-quarter earnings on Tuesday, said same store sales fell 2%, double the decline analysts expected…In a call with analysts, Chief Executive Ed Stack acknowledged that the new policy is “not going to be positive from a traffic and sales standpoint.”
It is difficult to say just how extensive the impact will be. Assault rifles were previously sold at three dozen of the company’s Field & Stream stores. Mr. Stack says the company has already seen pushback. “Some of those customers that buy firearms [from Dick’s] buy other things also.” They may not shop at Dick’s at all anymore, he said.
That loss is reflected in the company’s outlook. It expects same-store sales will range from flat to a single-digit decline this year. It also said that it will no longer provide analysts and investors with a quarterly outlook, underscoring the sense that the company is troubled.
It’s not all about guns. Dick’s, like a lot of national chains, is having a hard time adjusting to a market where Amazon, as well as a raft of e-commerce retailers like CheaperThanDirt, are eating up immense market share.
But the gun thing? That’s gonna leave a mark.
Six years ago, Venezuela banned private firearms ownership, via a piece of legislation that had to have sent a tingle down Linda Slocum, Erin Maye Quade, Jamie Becker-Finn and Dave Pinto’s spines. It was done to consolidate and reinforce the control of a government that, one might suspect in concept had to have sent a tingle down Linda Slocum, Erin Maye Quade, Jamie Becker-Finn and Dave Pinto’s spines.
Of course, we know the results; socialism degenerated “unexpectedly” into thugocracy (which, being “haves” in a socialist society, wouldn’t not send a tingle down Linda Slocum, Erin Maye Quade, Jamie Becker-Finn and Dave Pinto’s spines, necessarily – socialism is a wonderful thing for the kommissars).
And here we are today.
The left would like you to consider them separate events.
They are not.
“I accepted the results of an opinion poll taken in a country where it was illegal to hold certain opinions. You can imagine the poll-taking process: “Hello, Mr. Peasant, I’m an inquisitive and frightening stranger. God knows who I work for. Would you care to obstensibly support the dictatorship which controls every facet of your existence, or shall we put you down as in favor of the UNO opposition and just tear up your ration card right here and now?””
— P. J. O’Rourke, Give War A Chance
I got an email from Minnesota Public Radio news the other day.

And it was a tough call.
On the one hand, I generally think MPR News is above board. Generally.
On the other, they have gotten funding for “gun violence” coverage from the Joyce Foundation which was, before Michael Bloomberg’s billions inundated the market, the biggest funder of criminal-safety groups in the US. And while I can’t show a cause-and-effect relationship, I have my suspicions that that funding caused MPR to make some bad editorial decisions. (I’ve asked MPR News for comment – but they don’t talk on an official basis with plebeians).
I thought about it.
Then I read the website the email linked to (images of survey provided below; click on them to see full size).
And I just have to ask (although MPR never answers questions) = are you serious?
Did anyone actually answer?
I mean, I would – I own no guns, because they terrify me, and I’d never shoot another human being for any reason.
But given MPR’s close ties to the Metro DFL, I would just love to know what they were thinking – and what they thought shooters would think.
Yesterday, a “spontaneous” walkout by Saint Paul Public School students – led and traffic-copped by adults, and in which students from many Saint Paul school magically assembled at Central High School at the appointed time, mirabile dictu – “marched” the the Capitol to demand gun control
Really! Spontaneously!
It was so spontaneous that the princnipal of the JJ Hill Montessori had time to send out a long email to parents explaining What It All Means:
On Tue, Mar 6, 2018 at 12:00 PM, JJ HILL MONTESSORI
<email@XXXXXX.com> wrote:
A message from JJ HILL MONTESSORIDear JJ Hill Families,
Many conversations are happening about gun violence in schools, particularly after the school shooting in Parkland, FL a few weeks ago. In response, protests and school walkouts are taking place across the country.
SPPS is aware of four protests, two of which are happening this month and are detailed below. Please read the following information carefully. The walkouts vary greatly and will affect students and schools differently.
The Minnesota High School Walkout is scheduled for the morning of March 7. This student-driven and student-organized march will gather on Marshall Avenue in front of Central High School at 11 a.m. The students will then march to the Minnesota Capitol building, arriving by noon. As JJ Hill is an elementary school, students will not participate in this event unless they are with a parent or guardian.
Students who are unable to march have been asked to join the group at the Capitol to show solidarity against gun violence. That date was selected because two bills are going before the Minnesota legislature on the topics of “standing your ground” and “constitutional carry.”
The National School Walkout is scheduled to take place at 10 a.m. on Wednesday, March 14. It calls for students to walk out of school for 17 minutes — one minute for each person who was killed in the Florida school shooting. SPPS supports this national movement and also respects the rights of those who do not support it. Each school will determine how to respect the views of students and staff in appropriate ways.
SPPS does not discipline students for peaceful protests. However, once the walkout ends at 10:17 a.m., students are expected to go back into school.
If your child chooses to participate in a walkout and leave campus, SPPS cannot ensure student safety. Student walkouts could result in an unexcused absence unless parents call or provide a note. If parents do not grant permission for their child to participate, walking out will result in an unexcused absence and students could be assigned Saturday school. Students who leave campus will not be allowed back into school and will not be able to use school bus transportation at the end of the day.
At JJ Hill we are planning to have some staff members supervise students in our garden area if they choose to walk out on March 14 10:00-10:17 am. Other staff will remain in classrooms with students that choose not to participate. I recommend having a conversation with your child at home first. As an elementary school, there is a range of developmental planes. This may be an appropriate action for our Upper Elementary students to research and discuss. Most likely, this is not developmentally appropriate for our Children’s House students. E1 falls somewhere in between. Our goal is for students to be informed and aware of their rights. We will work together to create a safe space and to maintain a learning environment.
Staff members throughout our district strive to provide students a safe place to express their opinions and talk through their feelings without fear of judgment. In some cases, teachers may use current events like these to teach lessons on peaceful conflict resolution, the role of protest in society or creating change in the face of tough societal events.
If you have any questions, please call me at 651-xxx-xxxx.
Sincerely,
Maura Brink,
JJ Hill Montessori Principal
So – long story short, your tax money was spent on staff time and school effort in the service of curtailing your Second Amendmebt rights – and to pick away at the impression and the reality that Millennials are actually to the right of their elders on the 2nd Amendment.
The Metro DFL has gone all-in on grabbing the guns of the law-abiding.
Remember this come election time.
Last week, after the collapse of the DFL effort (for now) to ram through a couple of gun control bills (including Rep. Linda Slocum’s gun grab bill, HF 3022), the names of several DFL legislators quietly disappeared from the “jackets” – the cover sheets that accompany the bills and list the signatures of Representatives who are “co-authoring” the bills.
We’ll come back to that.
Honesty Is For Non-Patricians!: We’ve encountered Erin Maye Quade before. Before she was an ultra-left DFLer from Apple Valley, she worked for “The Uptake”, the far-left media outlet. There, she got busted years ago for giggling about her ability to edit video footage to make people appear to say things they hadn’t .
She squeaked into office – where she’s become a fixture in the DFL’s shrill Gang of Four – along with Peggy Flanagan, Jamie Becker-Finn and Ilhan Omar. She’s also married to a “Moms Want Action” paid organizer – so her anti-gun credentials would appear to be solid.
Maybe too solid.
Last week, her name disappeared as a co-author of Slocum’s gun grab bill. When quizzed about it, she responded that her inclusion was a clerical error by House staff.
The DFL Memory Hole: Rob Doar of the MN Gun Owners Caucus went down to the Capitol to resolve the mystery. Was it clerical error?
He shot a video. And unlike the younger Maye, there was no editing involved to get the truth out:
https://youtu.be/4tXVfldIHAA
Here’s the signature (reversed from the video):
So many questions, here:
Stay tuned for more.