Just Like Every Flag Day

June 13th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Normies: “Happy Flag Day”

Droogs: “ACK-shyu-ally, BeTSy RoSs diDn’t sEw TEh flAg, AnD hTe wh0L3 story is a mYth”.

Normies: “Right. Nations and cultures have mythologies that encapsulate parts of what their cultures are about. Not just the USA. ALL of them”.

Droogs: “iT Is tEH Lie!”

Normies: “In the same sense that Hercules, the Knights of the Round Table and the Great White Buffalo are myths; they may not be documentable history, but they pass vital parts of the culture on to future generations”.

Droogs: “iT tELLs uS tEH cUlTuRE is teH LIERR!”

Normies: “It tells future generations that a humble seamstress – someone who other cultures ignored – had a vital role in the spirit that founded this nation”.

Droogs: “…”

Normies: “Yes?”

Droogs: “U r tEh whItE SpReMEcYst!”

The Numbers

June 12th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

The top-line number seems depressing, if you’re a Republican. And the DFL wants to double that down while it can:

https://twitter.com/MinnesotaDFL/status/1932945176298745885

I know, I know – it’s Survey USA. They oversample metro voters and Democrats.

It’s the second-tier result that’s interesting; on the question of whether he should run for Governor again:

https://twitter.com/thauserkstp/status/1932942948162781519

He’s underwater among independents.  I think that’s a first; for some reason, “independent” voters have had a thing for the little Mussolini.  

So you can expect a huge PR effort to burnish his image as he tries to make that two year jump from 2026 to 2028 in some kind of office.  

Here’s the biggest takeaway to me:  you can ask youself who those 58% of idiots are.  Even if you write off a few percent because it’s a SUSA poll, that still means his approval is way above water.  

Which means that the “shut down the government and stick with pure conservative principle” crowd –  I’m looking at you, Action 4 Liberty – would be swimming up the PR stream from the word go, trying to convince voters of the merits of a government shutdown when they still don’t see what national voters plainly saw.  

I’m just the messenger.   

Is there another way to look at this?

Like Dunkirk, Only With Robots

June 11th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Waymo moves all of its self-driving cabs out to the suburbs of Los Angeles:

https://twitter.com/JustineBateman/status/1932287523365208399

It may be the most 2025 photo of all time. 

Red Zone

June 10th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

85 years ago this month, Winston Churchill unpacked the result of the Dunkirk evactuation and reminded the UK that evacuations don’t win wars.   

And fighting the DFL to stalemates doesn’t save Minnesota – not all by itself.  

But let’s make sure we’re clear on what happened:

The GOP – facing a DFL executive branch and a DFL controlled Senate with a one (possibly illegitimate, but whatever) vote minority – with only a tie in the House, managed to win a smaller budget.   

Not smaller than the one we had before the DFL’s spending spree in ’23-’24 – but that was never on the table with only a tie in one chamber.  The GOP could not pass anything remotely partisan (even HOA reform had its hiccups) – tie votes lose, and anything the House MIGHT have passed would died in a DFL-controlled Senate committee.  

But it was still a huge cut in absolute dollars, and – this is important – the first cut of any kind in recent memory.   Enough for the “burn it all down” crowd?  No, but nothing is.  

Doing better will require winning more elections.  

Can the MNGOP do it?  

I’m not sanguine about the state party – but they really only influence statewide elections (Governor, Senator, the Constitutional offices).  The  Legislative caucuses don’t depend on the state party, and the House and Senate Caucus Committees do a good job worthy of some hope.  

So suck it up. It ain’t over. 

Grand Strategy – A Primer

June 9th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

If you were involved in any way in the 2020 riots in Minneapolis, even as a spectator, you know there was little organic and nothing spontaneous about them.  

With that in mind, I urge you to read this entire thread about the LA riots:

https://twitter.com/wokal_distance/status/1931953269775188449

Babies getting tear-gassed?   

They’re just eggs for the greater omelette:

https://twitter.com/wokal_distance/status/1931969380675653932

The MO points to “leftist NGOs with deep pockets”.

Who, how deep and how did they get so deep?

DataRepubliican (yes, another “X” thread) has more:

https://twitter.com/DataRepublican/status/1931508083127362024

The major one appears to be “CHIRLA” (“Coalition for Humane Immigration Rights”). And yes, course you and I are paying for it:

https://twitter.com/DataRepublican/status/1931509355633103284

And, oh yeah. don’t forget the leftist billionaires:

https://twitter.com/DataRepublican/status/1931514475531882673

I’m going to go out on a short, sturdy limb and guess that Big Left’s A-team was too busy planning in Los Angeles to turn last week’s fracas in Minneapolis into the riots some clearly so deperately wanted.

City Council Reps And County Attorney Of The Flies

June 6th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

This past Tuesday, scads of feds – FBI, DHS, BATFE – raided eight different businesses around the Twin Cities, serving search warrants related to human trafficking.  

Seven of the raids went off without a hitch. 

But the eighth – at Lake and Bloomington, deep in the heart of white, progressive Minneapolis – was different.  The Feds rolled in in MRAPs and full battle rattle. 

And, in their own way, so did Minneapolis’s entire progressive power structure; the video is worth a watch:

Watching the woman at around 1:15 is enough to make me realize I sold Michael Savage short: progressivism certainly appears to be a manifestation of some kind of emotional trouble.

Around 3:00 minutes in, you can see the crowd – white, progressive, lots of tattoos and man-buns – starting to push and shove the feds.  It’s almost as if someone wants to institgate another riot.  

Around 7:00, the crowd starts to dump trash barrels on the street, apparently trying to keep the feds from leaving. Around 9:30, it gets even worse.

The mace comes out around 11:30. as the MRAPs leave the area.  

This was in defense of human traffickers. 

For all the sturm und drang, it doesn’t appear that anyone involved in attacking the feds or cops got arrested for obstructing justice. 

The reactions from DFLers were…predictable. 

Putative mayoral front-runner Omar Fateh:

Senator Fateh: under “no” circumstances?

Like , not even with active human trafficking?

Weird.

Councilman Chavez – who is the primary evidence not only of Berg’s 21st Law, but of the “Cano Corollary” to the 21st Law, named after the loony-left councilwoman he replaced because she was too moderate for the local DFL – sounded off. As usual:

Remember – this is against an investigation of human trafficking (not to mention drugs and latin gangs).

The Police Union responded:

https://twitter.com/MNPoliceAssn/status/1930622259808395719

It’s not like Jacob Frey – who, let’s not forget, was the “law and order’ alternative to Ray Dehn in 2017 – is going to be much better.  Minneapolis cops should have been hauling everyone who pushed the cops downtown.  It was pure incitement – and a sign of a department that gets no support from its prosecutor. 

Because they don’t:

Minneapolis is at a crossroads:  civilization, prosperity and sanity, vs. decay, anarchy and Lord of the Flies.   

Taco Tuesday

June 5th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes, once of Como Park, emails:

That’s the new Democrat line about tariffs – Trump Always Chickens Out.  He proposes high tariffs then reduces them when the other side offers concessions. He chickens out

I get that Democrats have no experience in high-stakes real estate negotiations so they have no idea how The Art of The Deal is done.  But have they never been to Mexico?  Never bargained over a souvenir?  Hell, never bought a used car or anything at a garage sale?  The seller always starts high and comes down in order to make the deal, exactly as Trump has been doing with tariffs. 

And Democrats think that means he’s chickening out?  How stupid are they?  No, how stupid do they think WE are, that we don’t understand how the game is played? 

Unbelievable.

Joe Doakes

 

Open Letter To MPR’s Jon Collins: Year 5

June 4th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

To: Jon Collins, Senior Reporter on Race, Class and Communities, MInnesota Public Radio
From: Mitch Berg, Obstreporous Peasant
Re: Anniversary + Findings

Mr. Collins,

As I have every year since 2021, I hope this day finds you well.

It was four years ago yesterday you sent this out on your listener mailing list::

“South Minneapolis: I know this sounds crazy. But it’s 2020. And I’m working on story now about white supremacists coming to Minneapolis to foment race war under cover of the protests. I need your help, and your friends help. Please refer anyone with real, credible info (not rumor or speculation) or sources to me at (I’m gonna redact that)

What the heck – let’s give this a shot:

Now, I know MPR reporters don’t generally deign to respond to the peasantry – in fact, I know MPR News management specifically tells staff not to engage with the unwashed masses.

But for the fourth June in a row, I’m genuinely curious – did you find anything?

It’s not of idle interest to me.  Mine was one of the neighborhoods that got burned, looted and vandalized in May of 2020 (noting at the time that I saw a lot of “AmeriKKKa” and “Destroy the 1%” graffiti, but not a single swastika or “14 words” reference, I’m thinking the Twin Cities either got the most inept “white supremacists” in the history of bigotry, or they were the most ingenious – fiendishly tricking a whole city full of leftists into doing the job for them – the sort of fieldcraft that’d make a Mossad agent envious).     

While I am a very overt conservative (I went from Bob Collins’ Christmas Card list to…well, very much off of it during his unfortunate unpleasantness a few years ago), I also spent time covering radical groups of all stripes back when I was in the mainstream media.  

I ask because a not-so-cursory look through the last three years of your reporting doesn’t seem to show anything.  

And as I do every year on the anniversary of this event, I’d like to invite you on my show (Saturday, 1-3PM) to talk about your findings.   Because it’s everyone’s city. 

Thanks,

Mitch Berg
Host, WWTC-AM

 

Twin Cities Left: Bring Back The Good Old Days

June 4th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

A group of federal law enforcement agents – FBI, DHS – apparently served a warrant for drug trafficking and money laundering on a restaurant at Lake and Bloomington in South Minneapolis yesterday. 

And it’s almost – I say, almost – like Twin Cities Big Left is trying to coax a riot out of the situation:

I mean, a riot over ICE, or whoever, would certainly divert attention away from the collapsing schools, the crime, the downtown that is disintegrating and leaving a gaping maw of taxes that will wind up being made up by an increasingly beleaguered middle class, a dysfunctional city government and a state government run by a bunch wastrels that squandered a $18 Billion surplus, wouldn’t it?

In Defense Of The Brain

June 3rd, 2025 by Mitch Berg

It’s not news to anyone who’s been following the subject – education is in crisis.  

And the mainstream conservative response seems to be “let it burn!”   If you talk with a lot of mainstream conservatives, the kids should be heading straight out into apprenticeship programs and becoming electricians, HVAC techs, plumbers, truckers…

And I get it; the urge to chuck a mainstream education culture that has grown to hold most of “us” in contempt is tempting.  

But there’s a catch.  Someone’s gonna have to write the history books.  Someone’s gonna have to tell tomorrow’s cultural narrative what today’s cultural narrative was.   If politics is downstream of culture, and conservatives are doing the flooring and concrete finishing for the people that pass that information along, what do you think happens to culture in the future?

More of what is happeninbg tioday, that’s what.  

Which is what I thought when I read this piece by Joanne Jacobs, a Brit academic critic, about today’s woke fad of only teaching kids authors that are “relatable” to people today:

Speaking the language of care, some argue that children in poverty “should be shielded from the rigour of canonical texts, or complex scientific ideas, or abstract mathematics, he writes. “That Shakespeare is beyond them. That Bach is meaningless to them. That the laws of thermodynamics belong to someone else’s world.”

School “is meant to offer new worlds,” writes McCourt. “It is meant to take the child by the hand and lead them to places they never knew existed, places beyond their post code, places they have every right to belong.”

Remember – “education” and schooling are very different things. 

And it seems to me if you want to make a society decline and collapse, you take away its imagination.  What could do that faster than focusing on the here and now?

Opportunity Knocks

June 3rd, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes, once of Como Park, emails:

Members of the German Parliament have been talking tough about Trumps tariffs.The tariffs will hurt Americans worse than Germans. America doesn’t make anything anymore.  There’s nothing they need from us.  
 
Excellent. High tariffs are gone. And so are our soldiers, airmen, Marines.  Germany can have those empty bases to fill with their own soldiers to stare down the Russians.
 
 Peace, friendship, and honest commerce with all; entangling alliances with none. Wise words from one of our founders. Glad we have the opportunity to get back them. 
 
Joe Doakes
 
For whatever  – I say, whatever– reason, the Euros always back away hard when we talk about bringing the rest of the troops home.  

First Day Of Summer!

June 2nd, 2025 by Mitch Berg

And it’s time for one of the great new Minneapolis summer traditions (X thread): 

One apparently dead, five more shot, and one woman injured in the brawl that inevitably followed at Hennepini County Hospital.

Early reports say it was ELCA vs. Missouri Synod.  

I Heard It On The NARN

May 31st, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Know a high school girl interested in Speaking Proudly? Holler!

And here’s today’s music:

Chicago On The Mississippi

May 30th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Fearless prediction:  Minnesota isn’t done with corruption scandals:

We’re nowhere near the bottom of this barrel. 

When someone – the US DOJ, or a hypothetical future Republican governor – finally starts looking at where the bodies are buried in Minnesota’s non-profit/industrial complex, “Feeding Our Future” will just be the appetizer. 

Late To The Party

May 30th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes, once of Como Park, emails:

John Hinderaker from Powerline looks at the data and comes to the conclusion that Nixon taking us off the gold standard was a mistake.

Welcome to the club.  Never too late to wake up to the truth. Now, about the 2020 election . . .

Joe Doakes

Right. Now – in both cases, what do you do about it?

Affirmed

May 29th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Not that anyone needed the reminder, but there’s a reason Berg’s Fourth Law is called a law, and not a breezy suggestion.  

It never fails

I heard the media hype last week – “the Wolves are gonna do it”.  The chuckleheads on local sports media were actively saying they thought the Wolves would go all the way. 

And maybe they could have.  But not when the local media were thinking they could do it.  

But Berg’s Fourth Law is as merciless as it is infallible:

A Minnesota sports team may be a contender until the moment the local media (and political class) actually believes they will be contenders. At that moment – be it spring training, late November in the NFL season, or week 72 of the NHL playoffs – the season will fall irredeemably apart.

So how did it go?

Some wags put it this way:

But that’s not accurate. The team had no more control over the tournament than the Earth has over the sunrise.

The media, on the other hand, are dealing with forces they clearly don’t understand.

And it’s all been here in black and white, all along. 

One Day At DFL HQ

May 29th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

SCENE:   At the state DFL headquarters in Saint Paul.   Richard CARLBOM, new chair of the DFL, is sitting at a conference table with Edmund DUCHEY, Moonbeam BIRKENSTOCK and Inge “Lucky” CARROLL, all members of Amy KLOBUCHAR’s staff. 

CARLBOM:  So, we’ve got a real problem with white males in rural Minnesota.  That could be a big enough problem that the urban vote machine won’t be able to cover the difference next year.

So – no dumb ideas, people. 

(Thinking ensues).

DUCHEY:  I got it.  What do rural white guys like more than anything?

BIRKENSTOCK:  Racism!

CARROLL:  Misogyny…

DUCHEY:  Hockey!

CARLBOM:  Er…not exactly what we’re looking for…er, maybe we can expand on hockey.  What draws white rural men to hockey?

CARROLL: :  Misogyny!

DUCHEY: VIolence

BIRKENSTOCK:  Being drunk!

CARLBOM:  Bingo!   They lik4 drinking.  

We need to appeal to rural white male Minnesotans love of beer!

CARROLL: Boom! That’s exactly the look we want!

DUCHEY:  Empty glass!  Three sheets to the wind!

CARLBOM:  Er…

And SCENE

Tough

May 29th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes, once of Como Park, emails:

Why fly deportees to Africa?  Is Trump trying to provoke a constitutional crisis?

My understanding is that the animals being deported are so vicious that their own countries won’t take them.  They’re being sent to the only place that will accept them.  Yes, it’s a Third-World shithole. What’s your point?

I’m wondering why the country-of-origin issue isn’t being addressed more forcefully.  If any nation refuses to take their own scum back then the immediate finding by the President should be then NOBODY from that country is allowed to enter or remain here.  Refuse entry to everyone, including diplomatic staff.  Throw all them all out.  Don’t think you can dump your problems on us.  

And maybe take it one step farther:  “The criminals being deported are so vicious that their country of origin won’t take them back.  It’s unfair to American taxpayers to feed and house them forever.  But we recognize the courts have said these criminals must be given due process.  Therefore, we intend to give them a free lawyer and a fair trial after which they will be given a first-class hanging.  If any nation objects to the death penalty and wants to take them, let me know and we’ll pay the freight to ship them to you. Be aware that if you let them go and we catch them again, they will be summarily executed and the cost will be recovered from you in the form of higher tariffs.”

That ought to put the cat among the pigeons.

Joe Doakes

That “summary execution” thing will set a lot of district judges injunction printers abuzz. 

But I suspect it’d get the message across.

As The DFL…

May 28th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

…votes down the proposed Inspector General’s office – not so much a “MN DOGE” as a someone empowered to go after things like systemic fraud – this happened:

They may not have been quite ready to file the next round of charges, but were forced into action Sunday when they learned one woman they are targeting had booked a sudden international flight. The FBI arrested Hibo Daar at MSP before she could board that flight to Dubai. 

Court records show Daar claimed to serve 1 million meals to children while operating out of an office in a business center on East Hennepin Avenue. She collected $2.4 million in taxpayer money, but federal investigators believe her meal site, “Northside Wellness,” was fake and that she actually spent less than $2,000 on food.

By the way, the story starts with this:

When they raided a St. Paul nonprofit last week, federal investigators signaled that they aren’t finished charging new suspects in the $250 million pandemic meal fraud case known as Feeding our Future.

They certainly aren’t finished.  And the $250 Million figure is a three year old guess from US Attorney Andy Lugar.  We’re going way past that.  

Democrat Female Leader Math

May 27th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Katie Porter, former congresswoman from Orange County, is onto something – and, presumably, smoking some of the same ditch weed the DFLers who funded the Southwest Light Rail were into:

https://twitter.com/katieporteroc/status/1926001655499071950

San Francisco to Oakland is 12 miles.  Even driving an SUV and paying Californnia’s absurd gas prices, that’s half the price of the train. 

And if you’re commuting for work?  $12.65 a day is $63.25 a week, which is about $3162 a year.   You’d have to be paying some pretty ridiculous parking fees to make that worthwhile.

Which may be true in Oakland (?), and the parking fees in Minneapolis and especially San Francisco will definitely wreck you.  Eden Prairie, less so.

But when you drive, you don’t as much opportunity to get mugged, or step on a syringe.

Or have your kids see hookers plying their trade:

https://twitter.com/katieporteroc/status/1926001658669969794

So I guess transit get the “W”!

I Heard It On The NARN

May 24th, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Amy Alkon’a new book “Going Menopostal

And today’s music:

THAT’s The Reason!

May 23rd, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Compare and Contrast:

The number of people in “white supremacist” groups dropped by an order of magnitude every generation from 1916 to 2016, from millions down into the single digit thousands. 

News media:  “Meh”.

Today:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1925865568755761211

News media: “It’s because they think they won“. 

No matter how much you hate the media, it’s not enough.

Modeled Behavior

May 23rd, 2025 by Mitch Berg

Cretin who apparently was spawned from the radical campus antisemitism movement murders a couple of Israeli Embassy employees in DC:

The killer shot them both in the back, and then reloaded and finished them off on the ground as disarmed, bovine DC residents milled around like stampeded cattle.

This is not an aberration.  This is part of Big Left’s plan.  Oh, not the one they say out loud.

But…:

Soon enough, progressive politicians would attempt to co-opt this emerging trend to burnish their own political brands. “You don’t kill people. It’s abhorrent. I condemn it wholeheartedly,” Senator Bernie Sanders told a reporter at the aptly named Jacobin magazine. Then came, as it did with every subsequent politician’s quote, the key word: But.

But,” he continued, “what it did show online is that many, many people are furious at the health insurance companies,” presumably for making a profit in a sector that should run on altruism alone. And apparently Mangione wasn’t just representing American emotions about health care: “The campaign finance system is broken, the health care system is broken, the housing system is broken, the education system is broken. It is broken.”

Senator Elizabeth Warren followed the same “but” rule. “Violence is never the answer,” she mused. “But people can only be pushed so far” and will “start to take matters into their own hands” when the political system doesn’t cater to their demands.

“This is not to say that an act of violence is justified,” Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez intoned. “But they need to understand that people interpret and feel and experience denied claims as an act of violence against them.”

Senator Chris Murphy wouldn’t condone violence, of course—“but we need to listen to what people are feeling.” The feeling Thompson’s murder exposed must be “matched by the anger over the thousands of people who die, often anonymous deaths every single day at this country at the hands of a health-care industry that mostly doesn’t give a s—t about people and only cares about profits.”

They don’t want violence, BUT if they make society so dangerous the people beg for an all-powerful government to save them, what are they supposed to do?

Ilhan Omar reacted with the states-womanly class we’ve come to expect from her:

My ongoing offer to teach any of my Jewish friends who don’t already know, how to shoot, stands.  

Walz 3.0: Thrash That Poor Crippled Horse

May 22nd, 2025 by Mitch Berg

He’s gonna run for Governor again:

https://twitter.com/GrageDustin/status/1925329343087046697

Of course, the little gnome will spend the next 18 months dodging debates.  But his Veep bid last year, and his newfound rise to national prominence, have given people a whole lot more material. 

As has the governor himself:

https://twitter.com/amuse/status/1924112235317678539

The little gnome never gets tired of “Nazi” references, does he?

I bet he does not see (badda boom) the problem with this…

I Don’t Make The Rules

May 21st, 2025 by Mitch Berg

There is no Berg’s Law I want more to repeal than the Fourth. 

To wit:

A Minnesota sports team may be a contender until the moment the local media (and political class) actually believes they will be contenders. At that moment – be it spring training, late November in the NFL season, or week 72 of the NHL playoffs – the season will fall irredeemably apart.

But…well, you know where this is going, right?

For the past week, the Minnesota media has been yammering away, not merely that the Timberwolves had potential to go all the way to the NBA Championship, but that it seemed likely.   

On top of that, sports pundits also predicted the Minnesota Frost women’s pro hockey team was likely to get a repeat championship.  

Is anyone seeing a problem, here, yet? Anyone but me?

Yes, I know.  They were just the first games of five game series.   The Twolves and Frost can still pull it out.

Hypothetically.

And only if the entire Twin Cities media figures out that they’re dealing with forces they can not comprehend.  

I don’t make the rules.  Berg’s Law does

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