Just Like Every Flag Day

By Mitch Berg

Normies: “Happy Flag Day”

Droogs: “ACK-shyu-ally, BeTSy RoSs diDn’t sEw TEh flAg, AnD hTe wh0L3 story is a mYth”.

Normies: “Right. Nations and cultures have mythologies that encapsulate parts of what their cultures are about. Not just the USA. ALL of them”.

Droogs: “iT Is tEH Lie!”

Normies: “In the same sense that Hercules, the Knights of the Round Table and the Great White Buffalo are myths; they may not be documentable history, but they pass vital parts of the culture on to future generations”.

Droogs: “iT tELLs uS tEH cUlTuRE is teH LIERR!”

Normies: “It tells future generations that a humble seamstress – someone who other cultures ignored – had a vital role in the spirit that founded this nation”.

Droogs: “…”

Normies: “Yes?”

Droogs: “U r tEh whItE SpReMEcYst!”

3 Responses to “Just Like Every Flag Day”

  1. jdm Says:

    Normie: why yes, yes, I am

  2. John "Bigman" Jones Says:

    If a white supremacist believes that the traits detailed by the Smithsonian are desirable, then sure, count me in.

    https://smorfnimda.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/whiteculture_info_1-614×1536.png

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