For Grownups Only
By Mitch Berg
No kids reading? Good.
Your attention please:
- There is no tooth fairy.
- The Easter Bunny is only a metaphor.
- Pro wrestling is fake.
- “Reality TV” shows are carefully edited to maximize dramatic value, especially confrontation. Don’t be surprised if a more-talented contestant gets booted from a “reality” competition to produce a catfight. Call it “The Santino Syndrome”.
- If an organization shares both goals and office space with a George Soros front organization, a reasonable person might infer there’s a connection.
That is all.
January 25th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Wheww, well at least we still have Santa Claus.
January 25th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Shortest in history too. At least from that source.
January 25th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Thank you Editor, perhaps you may want to use your redacting powers more often.
January 25th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Can I add one little caveat in response to the rant? Mitch, like Jason Lewis, wholeheartedly admits where his associations, preferences, allegiances and connections lie.
The subject of point 5, like the rest of the MSM in this country, DOES NOT.
January 25th, 2007 at 6:03 pm
And they would get more respect if they did admit political leanings, instead of pretending ‘objectivity’ where there is none.
January 25th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Just checking my ability to strike my own commentsJanuary 26th, 2007 at 10:36 am
6. Jesus can change the outcome of football games.
7. Evolution is fake.
8. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.
9. Hillary Clinton whacked Vince Foster.
Angryclown finds the wingnut worldview very entertaining.
January 28th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
10. Angryclown is a chain-yanking, dope-smoking, idiotic, New York street corner vagrant.
Yes, that worldview is indeed entertaining.