Top Seven Dumbest Arguments For Public Subsidy For A Vikings Stadium
Wednesday, December 28th, 2011In rough order (i.e., either can move up or down 2-3 positions in the list depending on my mood):
“So you’re willing to see the Vikings leave?”: I’m a baseball fan – and to the extent I care about the NFL, I follow the Bears. So I really don’t care.
Seriously? No more or less so than I am to see Medtronic or Bill’s Gun Shop or the corner deli or 3M leave. They’re businesses. In a perfect world, they’d all stay here because taxes and regulations and just plain living and doing business in Minnesota were attractive enough. And let’s be honest, we do subsidize businesses, to an extent; tax-increment financing is the main tool Minnesota cities use to draw and keep businesses, which is a sort of subsidy. And we constantly trade public infrastructure spending – road, water and sewer improvements – for business commitments. And in some cases, we do it because business owners say “cut us a break or we’ll move to Texas”. And sometimes we cave, and sometimes we just let ’em go – usually depending on the business’ or its’ executives’ political clout. I oppose it then, and I oppose it now.
“For Only $122 Per Minnesotan, It’ll Create Jobs!”: Oh, don’t be a doof. That $122 will create jobs anyplace you spend it. Whether I spend it at the corner grocery store, or at Guitar Center, or at Bill’s Gun Shop, or on Amazon, or at Keegans Irish Pub, it creates jobs. In fact, if I recall correctly, a dollar spent on stadia creates fewer jobs than a dollar spent elsewhere, on average (and King Banaian will let me know if I’m wrong on that, I’m sure).
“Wow – “No Public Money For Billionaires?” Some Republican you are!”: It’s a fair cop. I’m a libertarian/conservative first, and a Republican second. Corporate welfare does the economy no more good than subsidizing eternal poverty does.
“The Vikings are a part of our cultural heritage!”: So is the Minneapolis music scene. Tell you what – I’ll drop $122 on your stadium (on penalty of going to jail if I don’t) if you throw $122 and buy me the Replacements boxed set (on penalty of going to jail if you don’t). Or, I don’t care, any other part of our “cultural heritage” – mallard carvings or Guthrie tickets or polka lessons or lefse ingredients or New Ulm beer or Edmund Fitzgerald books or Saint Paul Saints swag or any other part of our “cultural heritage”.
Sound fair?
“No – the Vikings are an integral part of our cultural heritage!”: Oh, they’re integral? Then problem solved. If they’re an “integral” part of Minnesota, they can’t leave; they – and/or presumably the state itself – would cease to exist.
“Wow, Mr. Conservative Talk Show Host – “No Money For A Stadium” is the same position John Marty takes!”” Wrong. John Marty takes the same stance that I take. Since he favors all manner of other government subsidies – arts, MPR, eternal poverty – I’m the one being consistent.
“It’s an investment in the community!”: Well, you’re half right. It’s an investment – in Zygi Wilf. Wilf is a real estate mogul; he makes his money by having his investment appreciate. The Vikings, even with their current awful season, have appreciated considerably since he bought the team. A new stadium – especially attached to immense parking concessions and a vast swathe of retail and entertainment space, as in the Arden Hills site – will tack a huge premium onto that investment. Now – what’s the only thing better than a huge premium? A huge premium that someone else pays for so you can reap a huge windfall and not have to pay – or at least not have to pay full price – for. Zygi’s a big boy. He can pay for his own immense freaking windfall.
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