I used to make a concerted effort to read leftyblogs. I did it for the same reason that I read things like Mein Kampf or The Turner Diaries or Steal This Book – to know what the enemy believes, what motives him/her, to get an insight into how they think.
Lately? Not so much. Reading most leftybloggers is like listening to 14-year-olds argue.
Jane Hamsher – from “Firedoglake”, which, since the demise of “Pandagon” has been the “Norwegianity” of the national leftyblog scene – walks out onto rhetorical thin ice and starts doing a Dutch clog dance:
Take, for example, supermodels. When you meet them you’re usually struck with the impression that something’s not quite right about them, and after a while it dawns on you that you’ve never met anyone quite this stupid who is so convinced that every word they utter is dripping with peerless insight…
[Really, Jane? You meet a lot of supermodels?]
Chris Rock has a whole routine about “model smart,” which basically means being smart enough not to walk out in the middle of traffic and get hit by a car. Which pretty much sums it up.
Er…indeed.
Let’s take a step back. After the ’72 election, Pauline Kael is famously (and probably apocryphally) supposed to have exclaimed “How could Nixon have won? Nobody I know voted for him!”
Apocryphal as that may have been, there’s a teaching moment there; someone whose entire world revolves around one region, social circle or professional clacque might just lack the perspective to comment coherently outside that circle. It’s why Appalachian junk dealers are illiterate about nouvelle cuisine, and why Pauline Kael didn’t know any Nixon voters.
And, I suspect, it might explain a lot – somewhat ironically, as it happens – about Ms. Hamsher:
Rush Limbaugh has a self-awareness problem.
It’s one you commonly see in celebrities — they form their self-image based on what those around them think, but those people are frequently responding to some combination of factors that may have nothing at all to do with who they are.
It explains a lot about the likes of Arianna Huffington and Alec Baldwin and Sean Penn, to be sure…
Anyway, now we have Rush Limbaugh. He’s been putting out the message on behalf of the GOP to millions of the AM radio faithful so long he thinks he’s one of them, a “man of the people,” or as he likes to say, “part of the Cape Girardeau [Missouri]-Middle America axis.”
But Rush is no such thing. Unless his audience is composed of a lot more people making $35 million a year than I’m aware of, he’s an ugly weld spot between the corporatists and the rank-and-file within the party.
Let’s mark that idea – “Limbaugh is out of touch with the rank and file of the GOP” – for later use. File it under “Jane Hamsher drops Acid” if you’d like – that, or show me that there are enough “corporatists” – as in, 20-odd-million – to make Limbaugh the biggest name in radio.
Hamsher invokes the “Sista Soulja” moment the Hucker is trying to create with Limbaugh:
Huckabee knows that audience rather better than Rush does, at least the Southern contingent, and given the fact that the GOP has become largely a regional party, that’s a significant portion of Rush’s base.
That brings up a couple of interesting questions:
- Does Huckabee “know” southern conservatives? Given that he’s basically a pro-life, pro-NRA nannystater – basically Bill Clinton with some ethics? (My guess: exactly as well as he needs to to win elections in famously-schizophrenic Arkansas)
- Do Republicans know exactly how right Hamsher is about that “regional party” thing? (The GOP is a regional party; it represents the “region” west of the Hudson, east of the Sierra Madre, and outside of Chicago).
- How does Limbaugh manage to dominate political radio, what with his audience being only “corporatists” and all?
- Does Jane Hamsher know more conservatives than Rush Limbaugh knows liberals? (I’d suspect not just “no”, but “hell no”).
Back to Hamsher:
Which is why Huck’s attack-by-proxie [sic] (“a DC based Huckabee ally”) is so spot-on, and amusing:
“Honestly, because Rush doesn’t think for himself. That’s not necessarily a slap because he’s not paid to be a thinker—he’s an entertainer. I can’t remember the last time that he has veered from the talking points from the DC/Manhattan chattering class. If they were praising Huckabee, he would be too.”
Chicken and egg, Ms. Hamsher. If Huckabee were a conservative, you bet they’d be praising him!
But he’s not.
Rush rebounded by basically calling Huckabee a stupid hick:
He called the attacks “Clintonian” and accused Huckabee’s campaign of “trying to dumb down conservatism in order to get it to conform with his record.”
Given the region’s cultural persecution complex — not exactly a wise move.
Help me, here: “conservatism” and “dumb” are southern-specific?
Who’s insulting southern culture?
More importantly – does Jane Hamsher think she’s equipped to serve as a cultural arbiter?
Exhibit A:
As a veteran spewer of right-wing talking points, Rush thinks he’s well aware of what’s going on here, and capable of combatting it with his usual armaments. He retorts by projecting onto Huckabee motivations that legislate the game he perceives himself as playing:
“Armaments?” “Legislate?” And what the hell does that last sentence mean, anyway?
“What was somewhat stunning about all this is that NO ONE in the GOP field, including advisers and staff, could possibly misread my 19-plus-year career the way Gov. Huckabee’s D.C. supporter did,” Limbaugh said. “Whoever said those things was essentially repeating the Democrat mantra of all these years: that I am just an entertainer, not an independent thinker, part of the Wall Street/D.C. axis. If it was someone on Gov. Huckabee’s staff or support team, it was just silly, uninformed and thus curious.”
Yeah except it isn’t a left/right PR game this time around, Rush. You’re taking arrows in the back.
Really?
An unnamed Hucker supporter took a specious – and just-plain-dumb – dig at Limbaugh; he/she wrote a rhetorical check that reality just won’t cash.
To wit:
Rush is betting that his listeners will see him as “part of the Cape Girardeau [Missouri]-Middle America axis.” The GOP elite have told him to take down Huckabee, and his ego is so engorged with money and seven years of right wing hegemony he thinks he can win that battle. He doesn’t see the weld spot preparing to crack.
Could someone please send me a nickel for every time the left has said Limbaugh was “out of touch” with Republicans, or that his support was all built on sand?
That’s just…model smart.
And Jane Hamsher thinks some (anonymous) Huckabee staffer speaks for the GOP rank and file, nationwide, more than the one person who, along with Ronald Reagan, made conservatism a genuine mass movement? A man who goes on the air daily and by the end of the day has reached 20 million people – 19,990,000 of whom likely will be back the next day?
That’s just…leftyblogger smart.
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