Validated
By Mitch Berg
The New York Times reports that hermit crabs have wealth inequity. It’s settled science.
Which proves that wealth inequity is part of the natural order of things, and not the result of capitalism or white supremacy. Therefore, I no longer need to feel bad about it.
Good to know.
Joe Doakes
Watch for hermit crabs to get “canceled.
December 20th, 2019 at 5:31 am
You mean I’d have more money if hermit crabs were made to share their wealth? Yet another reason to vote for Elizabeth Warren.
Liz also promised me a free pony.
December 20th, 2019 at 8:08 am
It reads like a Titiana McGrath tweet
December 20th, 2019 at 9:04 am
golfdoc50- LOL
So does the post above it.
December 20th, 2019 at 12:47 pm
So the NY Times have discovered the pareto principle?
I wonder if they realize that it applies to journalists as well as hermit crabs.