Validated

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

The New York Times reports that hermit crabs have wealth inequity.  It’s settled science. 
Which proves that wealth inequity is part of the natural order of things, and not the result of capitalism or white supremacy.  Therefore, I no longer need to feel bad about it.  
Good to know. 
Joe Doakes

Watch for hermit crabs to get “canceled. 

4 thoughts on “Validated

  1. You mean I’d have more money if hermit crabs were made to share their wealth? Yet another reason to vote for Elizabeth Warren.

    Liz also promised me a free pony.

  2. So the NY Times have discovered the pareto principle?
    I wonder if they realize that it applies to journalists as well as hermit crabs.

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