10 Responses to “Who Says American Ingenuity Is Dead?”

1. bosshoss429 Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 7:12 am

   Well, those pills ought to increase visits to the emergency rooms as those bits of plastic glitter do their damage.

2. Scott Hughes Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 8:28 am

   You can’t make this SH*T up !!

3. bikebubba Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 9:46 am

   Maybe the SparklePunter will try it out?

   Seriously, if we can eat things with a hard husk like nuts and have things come out OK, this probably won’t cause huge problems, but ……why?

4. Swiftee Plisken Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 10:29 am

   What we really need is a plague, or a catastrophic earthquake. Something really big and really nasty to give us something to do.

   Personally, if I had a vote on it, I’d go for a complete collapse of the San Andreas fault.

   That would leave the best parts of California connected to the mainland to rebuild, while the shitheel coastal regions would ideally be separated by a little channel, helpfully infested with Great White sharks.

   Make their secession dreams a physical as well as literal reality.

5. SmithStCrx Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 10:37 am

   The Glitter Bomber idiot is ecstatic. Now he can glitter AND poop bomb the GOP gubernatorial candidate in 2018.

6. Mr. D Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 11:03 am

   Using these pills provides the same effect as switching from Emery to Emery Incognito.

7. bikebubba Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 12:11 pm

   You’ve tried them, then, Mr. D?

   Sorry, couldn’t resist. :^)

8. Jethrene Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 12:36 pm

   Jethrene poops glitter naturally.
   Or maybe . . . say, you don’t think it could come from drinking Goldschlager, do you?

9. justplainangry Says:
   November 10th, 2016 at 2:21 pm

   Well, now we know how eTASS will decorate his hamster.

10. Swiftee Plisken Says:
    November 10th, 2016 at 3:20 pm

    jpa: lol

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