Who Says American Ingenuity Is Dead?

By Mitch Berg

The country that built the Manhattan Project and the Panama Canal ain’t done yet!

10 Responses to “Who Says American Ingenuity Is Dead?”

  1. bosshoss429 Says:

    Well, those pills ought to increase visits to the emergency rooms as those bits of plastic glitter do their damage.

  2. Scott Hughes Says:

    You can’t make this SH*T up !!

  3. bikebubba Says:

    Maybe the SparklePunter will try it out?

    Seriously, if we can eat things with a hard husk like nuts and have things come out OK, this probably won’t cause huge problems, but ……why?

  4. Swiftee Plisken Says:

    What we really need is a plague, or a catastrophic earthquake. Something really big and really nasty to give us something to do.

    Personally, if I had a vote on it, I’d go for a complete collapse of the San Andreas fault.

    That would leave the best parts of California connected to the mainland to rebuild, while the shitheel coastal regions would ideally be separated by a little channel, helpfully infested with Great White sharks.

    Make their secession dreams a physical as well as literal reality.

  5. SmithStCrx Says:

    The Glitter Bomber idiot is ecstatic. Now he can glitter AND poop bomb the GOP gubernatorial candidate in 2018.

  6. Mr. D Says:

    Using these pills provides the same effect as switching from Emery to Emery Incognito.

  7. bikebubba Says:

    You’ve tried them, then, Mr. D?

    Sorry, couldn’t resist. :^)

  8. Jethrene Says:

    Jethrene poops glitter naturally.
    Or maybe . . . say, you don’t think it could come from drinking Goldschlager, do you?

  9. justplainangry Says:

    Well, now we know how eTASS will decorate his hamster.

  10. Swiftee Plisken Says:

    jpa: lol

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