Shot in the Dark

Who Says American Ingenuity Is Dead?

The country that built the Manhattan Project and the Panama Canal ain’t done yet!


Posted

in

by

Tags:

Comments

10 responses to “Who Says American Ingenuity Is Dead?”

  1. bosshoss429 Avatar
    bosshoss429

    Well, those pills ought to increase visits to the emergency rooms as those bits of plastic glitter do their damage.

  2. Scott Hughes Avatar
    Scott Hughes

    You can’t make this SH*T up !!

  3. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    Maybe the SparklePunter will try it out?

    Seriously, if we can eat things with a hard husk like nuts and have things come out OK, this probably won’t cause huge problems, but ……why?

  4. Swiftee Plisken Avatar
    Swiftee Plisken

    What we really need is a plague, or a catastrophic earthquake. Something really big and really nasty to give us something to do.

    Personally, if I had a vote on it, I’d go for a complete collapse of the San Andreas fault.

    That would leave the best parts of California connected to the mainland to rebuild, while the shitheel coastal regions would ideally be separated by a little channel, helpfully infested with Great White sharks.

    Make their secession dreams a physical as well as literal reality.

  5. SmithStCrx Avatar
    SmithStCrx

    The Glitter Bomber idiot is ecstatic. Now he can glitter AND poop bomb the GOP gubernatorial candidate in 2018.

  6. Mr. D Avatar
    Mr. D

    Using these pills provides the same effect as switching from Emery to Emery Incognito.

  7. bikebubba Avatar
    bikebubba

    You’ve tried them, then, Mr. D?

    Sorry, couldn’t resist. :^)

  8. Jethrene Avatar
    Jethrene

    Jethrene poops glitter naturally.
    Or maybe . . . say, you don’t think it could come from drinking Goldschlager, do you?

  9. justplainangry Avatar
    justplainangry

    Well, now we know how eTASS will decorate his hamster.

  10. Swiftee Plisken Avatar
    Swiftee Plisken

    jpa: lol

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.