Dear “Feminist” Bobblehead
By Mitch Berg
You have sown the dumb-protest-sign wind.
You shall reap the dumb protest sign whirlwind.
If you had “as many rights as” a gun, you…:
- would be liable to getting shot by nervous cops
- You couldn’t get on an airplane
- You may not be able to vote because you can’t carry guns in polling centers.
- Any business can deny you entry
- Going to school would be a federal crime
- You would need to be locked in a safe when not in use
- You’d have to be transported in a trunk or lock box in the trunk when not in someone’s pocket. Even women in Saudi Arabia don’t have to do that.
- you would be blamed for things that are not your fault (which, let’s be honest, is more of a male thing)
- If you were poor, you couldn’t afford yourself because of arbitrary government regulations designed to destroy you
- government will pay good money to incinerate you
Sounds like women have more rights under the Taliban.
Still game?
January 24th, 2017 at 9:14 am
Not sure you got the latest meme, Mitch, but Trump got more fat women walking in one day than Moochelle 0bumbler in eight years.
January 24th, 2017 at 9:49 am
Against him, Angry, against him.
January 24th, 2017 at 9:50 am
Mitch, agreed, it’s a silly sign. Now, if she’d talked voting rights being less protected than guns, she’d be on to something!
January 24th, 2017 at 10:21 am
Pen: I see what you did there!
Of course, one’s right to vote isn’t left off the airplane, stuck in a trunk when you’re not voting, or invalid on federal property. Amy Klobuchar isn’t talking about revoking your right to vote when someone accuses you of a crime.
You don’t have to pay the state $100 and take a refresher course every five years to vote. Indeed, the SCOTUS double-dog barred that.
Nobody’s making the right to vote too expensive for poor people for their own safety.
But otherwise, sure!
January 24th, 2017 at 10:23 am
She would have to be kept locked up at home. She could only be taken out if the companion had a permit issued after training. Politicians would ceaselessly work to ban her from the country.
January 24th, 2017 at 10:25 am
You have to be enrolled in a militia in order to keep and bear your woman?
January 24th, 2017 at 11:19 am
Why is it that libturds cannot take a joke? Riots were not against sTrumpet, they were designed to to stamp out runaway decency in the west.. Based on the footage I saw, the rioters were rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
January 24th, 2017 at 11:20 am
As has been noted elsewhere, if a fair and free election requires the ability to register and vote w/o showing state issued ID, they do not have fair and free elections in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Great Britain, France, Germany, or virtually anywhere else in the so-called “free world.”
January 24th, 2017 at 11:32 am
There you go spouting “alternative facts” again, Wooly One. Did you check with MSM to clear that these are indeed facts they want roaming out on the range? Free of their supervision and narrative?
January 24th, 2017 at 11:33 am
My favorite part of the “anti-Trump” riots is where a limousine belonging to a Muslim immigrant and driven by a man with a Hispanic name was torched with an assault so vicious it sent the driver to the hospital.
With friends on the far left, immigrants, Muslims, and Hispanics don’t seem to need any enemies. Score another for #Diversity!
(I have my flaws, but my interactions with Muslim immigrants and Hispanics involve teaching their kids how to swim and teaching them the Bible, not burning their cars or beating them to the point they need to go to the hospital. Just sayin’.)
January 24th, 2017 at 1:02 pm
this thing caught like wildfire on conservative Facebook groups this weekend. Much fun was had and many memes were collected
January 24th, 2017 at 2:24 pm
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January 24th, 2017 at 4:43 pm
Was it famous cultural humorist Laslo that said: I like it when women march in large numbers. Because then they aren’t driving. Cuz you know, women drivers…..
January 24th, 2017 at 5:19 pm
I’m surprised that no one has talked about trading in and old 45 for a nice new pair of 22s without any issues.
January 24th, 2017 at 9:11 pm
Dear g*d that thing has some fatty arms