Spit And Lurk

By Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

I’m off to spit on the sidewalks.
Nothing like hawking up a nice gob to really set the tone of the city.
Joe Doakes

Trust me – Minneapolis already has at least one lurker…

4 Responses to “Spit And Lurk”

  1. Rikkor Says:

    “The near-unanimous City Council passage was a victory for racial equity advocates, who said the laws were merely tools used to unfairly target people of color.”

    A law against civic decency (spitting on the sidewalk) is Racissssst?
    (This law certainly was never enforced at Target Field)

  2. DMA Says:

    Can we criticize someone who drops his pants and rubs his butt on your floor, or is that racially insensitive?

  3. nerdbert Says:

    Sure, until the HOA comes after you to figure out who did it. They’re doing coffee luggies now, and even doggie doo-doo.

  4. Powhatan Mingo Says:

    Y’know, if you apply the same standards to other crimes, like property crimes and robbery, you find out those laws are racist as well.

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