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We’re Down To One Shopping Month…

By Mitch Berg

…til the official Shot In The Dark holiday, Reagan’s Birthday.

So it’s time to do all the usual stuff to get ready for the big day:

  • Lay in a supply of jelly beans.
  • Find a tomato-free recipe for dinner.
  • Make your Reagan’s Birthday resolutions.

I’ll be thinking about resolutions over the coming weeks.  More later.

This entry was posted by by Mitch Berg on Wednesday, January 5th, 2011 at 5:05 am and is filed under History And Its Making. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

2 Responses to “We’re Down To One Shopping Month…”

  1. angryclown Says:
    January 5th, 2011 at 9:49 am

    Checklist:

    Astrologer

    Drum of hair dye

    Teleprompter filled with stuff written by Peggy Noonan (no big words like “paradigm”!)

    Millions of resentful white guys

    How to pay for above:

    Sell arms to moderate Iranian softies. Profit!

  2. Kermit Says:
    January 5th, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Checklist:

    Angryclown

    Inane comment

    Hmm, that’s a short list.

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