…til the official Shot In The Dark holiday, Reagan’s Birthday.
So it’s time to do all the usual stuff to get ready for the big day:
- Lay in a supply of jelly beans.
- Find a tomato-free recipe for dinner.
- Make your Reagan’s Birthday resolutions.
I’ll be thinking about resolutions over the coming weeks. More later.
Checklist:
Astrologer
Drum of hair dye
Teleprompter filled with stuff written by Peggy Noonan (no big words like “paradigm”!)
Millions of resentful white guys
How to pay for above:
Sell arms to moderate Iranian softies. Profit!
Checklist:
Angryclown
Inane comment
Hmm, that’s a short list.