When Reality Is Absurd, Parody Is Impossible
By Mitch Berg
A friend of the blog emails:
I had to look up this Twitter account because I was sure it was parody, but it wasn’t.
Berg’s 21st Law – “When it comes to “progressive” policy, yesterday’s absurd joke is today’s serious proposal and tomorrow’s potential law. – applies to policy, but I think rhetoric probably qualifies as well.
September 28th, 2021 at 6:34 am
Time is measured by the position of the Sun relative to one’s position on the Earth.
The Southern Hemisphere is 14 hours ahead of the Northern. Therefore, months start and end at different relative times.
This wretched woman is attempting to assert her influence over the physical mechanics of the universe.
We didn’t need more proof that liberal mental illness leads to a God complex, but there it is.
September 28th, 2021 at 6:54 am
Why is SHE using non-inclusive words like ME and I?
Other people, especially people of color, are not ME and I. Only SHE is.
TWITTER…..ATTACK!!!!!!!
September 28th, 2021 at 7:19 am
Let’s not forget that the length of a year on other planets varies from that on Earth. We should not be guilty of Earth centric prejudice. We need Universal Time right now!
September 28th, 2021 at 8:25 am
That is true for 3D space, golfdoc…what about 2nd and 4th dimensions? We’re dimensionally appropriating our reality! We’re foul creatures indeed.
Let’s watch this arrogant Earthling dimsplaining without a trace of shame or remorse.