Numbers Like Vapor

By Mitch Berg

Monday, Governor Walz held a press conference about the dangers of e-cigarettes – the device that allows “vaping”.

During the press conference, more Minnesotans died from diseases related to smoking tobacco – From Match Minnesota government profits handsome Levi a tax collections – than have died throughout vaping’s entire history of the state.

6 Responses to “Numbers Like Vapor”

  1. Joe Doakes Says:

    I was going to make a trenchant observation but I’ve noticed that a certain troll scours the site to leave inane comments when I do, which is pointless and annoying behavior but a very Canadian thing to do, like putting gravy on french fries. Therefore, as a favor to other readers, I’m conducting an experiment: I will stop commenting for a few days to see if the troll will get bored and go elsewhere where inane comments are more in vogue, perhaps here:

    https://penigma.blogspot.com/

    Y’all can thank me later.

  2. jdm Says:

    From Match Minnesota government profits handsome Levi a tax collections

    I’m sure this meant something rational in the original language in which it was written.

  3. bikebubba Says:

    This has cracked me up for a while; with about 588,000 deaths from tobacco related illnesses per year, the sum total of vaping related deaths over the past decade is equal to the number of tobacco-related deaths every 15 minutes. We are talking about five orders of magnitude difference in the effect.

  4. kinlaw Says:

    Lol jdm, I wondered the same thing.

    Joe, I have stopped reading the trolls, not worth the time. And THE troll will comment whenever he thinks he can shoehorn in a rip on the president. If we all ignore him he might go away. I have wondered in this comment section before why trolls like that do what they do, but its sad and pathetic whatever the reason.

  5. Bill C Says:

    “From Match Minnesota government profits handsome Levi a tax collections”

    I’m sure this meant something rational in the original language in which it was written.

    Thanks to a friend who has horrible hand-eye coordination, but still spent many years on the same chatroom as I, I am fluent in the mystical language of Typonese.

    “From which Minnesota profits handsomely via tax collections”

    Maybe eat your keto-friendly muffin after you dictate your morning’s posts, Mitch?

  6. jdm Says:

    Holy Hannah, BillC. That was nifty. Nice job.

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