Campaign Finance

By Mitch Berg

Why is Elizabeth Warren on my butter? 

Is this an in-kind campaign contribution? 

Joe Doakes

7 Responses to “Campaign Finance”

  1. Prince of Darkness_666 Says:

    So. Much. Win. I am stealing this for Facebook.

  2. bikebubba Says:

    Joe is paying extra for butter vs. the store brand or generic why? Given that Land-o-Lakes typically is a buck more expensive than other butter of similar quality, it’s a perfect analogy for Warren’s campaign. “Pay more for less!”

  3. Bill C Says:

    I see they finally got around to changing the label art. I’ve known of this trick since I was in Jr high (of course):

    http://talkerofthetown.com/2018/02/04/sneak-preview-of-our-roco-6-x-6-submission/

    Mildly NSFW

  4. Swiftee Pinochet Says:

    You damn wypipul, out there laying slabs of delicious, savory sweet butter on your patriarchal pancake stacks probably don’t even care…
    Land O’ Lakes is raycissssss…and sexist…
    damn you all!

  5. Greg Says:

    Hey, she’s on my butter too!

    [he says as he switches to margarine]

  6. Joe Doakes Says:

    Bikebubba is correct, I willingly pay more for Land o Lakes butter than I would pay for similar quality butter off-brand. It’s not an economic decision, it’s a personal choice.

    I grew up in a small town in farm country. I know what dairy farming was like (it’s probably totally different now, but back then, it was endless hard work, day and night). Land o Lakes is actually a cooperative, owned by its members. The profits aren’t paid to Wall Street speculators or Chinese investment firms, they’re paid as dividends to member farmers, some of them still farming back home.

    I have been blessed with abundance in my life to the point where I can afford to give a buck to a bum at a stop sign, round up my purchases at Cabellas, and pay a little more for my butter, if I choose to do so. Which is why I object to Elizabeth Warren on the label – she would take my money to give to others, whether I choose to, or not. Theft and charity are NOT the same thing.

  7. bikebubba Says:

    Joe: :^). Keep in mind that a lot of other producers are coops, too. If you still like Land-o-Lakes, be my guest, but I don’t know that the farmers are getting a much better deal out of them.

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