The Best Way To Get Publicity As A Republican “Candidate” In A One-Party District…

By Mitch Berg

…is to be anywhere off the mainstream. To say nothing of getting arrested.

of getting arrested.

“Danielle Stella”, of whom nearly nobody in the Fifth CD GOP has ever heard, and who has absolutely no chance of getting the nomination to run against, much less beat, Ilhan Omar, is making all sorts of international headlines:

A pro-Trump Republican candidate for Congress who is aiming to unseat Ilhan Omar in Minnesota has been charged with a felony after allegedly stealing from stores.
Danielle Stella was arrested twice this year in Minneapolis suburbs over allegations that she shoplifted items worth more than $2,300 from a Target and goods valued at $40 from a grocery store. She said she denied the allegations

And with that, Danielle Stella’s miscreancy just got more publicity than all of Ilhan Omar’s allegations have gotten in the Strib’s.

16 Responses to “The Best Way To Get Publicity As A Republican “Candidate” In A One-Party District…”

  1. jdm Says:

    Man. And Emery was so vouching for her.

  2. John Kraephammer Says:

    Ya… another thing is, if you read Twitter you see that the local left thinks Omar winning 80% of the vote in her district somehow speaks to her superlative attributes and thereby the inherently deficient attributes of anyone who’d oppose her.

    …that’s not it….

  3. Prince of Darkness_666 Says:

    Dang, shes hot, but also crazy… from the article as well

    Stella, a 31-year-old special education teacher, was reported this week to be a supporter of the baseless “QAnon” conspiracy theory about Donald Trump battling a global cabal of elite liberal paedophiles.

  4. Swiftee Pinochet Says:

    Dunning_Kruger is off right now plagiarizing a scathing response to your taunt, jdm.

    JK, Omar’s victory reminds one that whenever traveling through CD5, there’s an 80% chance that anyone you meet is actively working to destroy everything you value, while taking from you, for themselves, everything they value.

  5. Emery Says:

    Her demographic is conspiracy theorists — right up your alley….
    Danielle Stella QAnon conspiracy theorist 2020 https://www.stella2020.com/

  6. jdm Says:

    Waittaminute… don’t I even get an original plagiarized scathing response? This one is from some other thread. Man.

  7. Emery Says:

    As PoD wrote: “she’s hot … and crazy” (think Michele Bachmann). This alone, qualifies her to run as a Republican candidate.

  8. Swiftee Pinochet Says:

    Well, I’ll give you one thing, D_K.

    Low IQ is only part of the necessary qualifications for winning office as an America hating, degenerate leftist if you’re female. You have to have either the crazed look of a meth head, or a mouth that begs for a hook.

  9. SmithStCrx Says:

    Has Danielle jumped out as the preferred CD5 Candidate for the Michelle McDonald Fan Club?

  10. Emery Says:

    👍 comment of the day

  11. Prince of Darkness_666 Says:

    Running as a Republican in CD5 is like doing crossfit. You think you might be doing something productive but people are usually just laughing at you and it accomplishes nothing. (H/t to the Exercise in futility YouTube channel for the crossfit reference)

  12. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    Barbie has left the man she currently identifies as her hubbie and moved into a new playhouse (according to the Daily Fail): https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7287273/Ilhan-Omar-SPLITS-husband-father-three-children.html

  13. Swiftee Pinochet Says:

    That’s pretty interesting, MP.

    Her last breakup was done to facilitate shenanigans. I wonder if this split isn’t intended to separate her from her family finances before she is indicted.

    Or maybe a cousin needs a quicky American wife.

  14. Mr. D Says:

    I’d never heard of Stella either, until my lefty friends started posting that article from the Guardian. Never knew the Guardian had such a robust Minneapolis bureau.

  15. Mr. D Says:

    Prince of Darkness_666 on July 26, 2019 at 9:40 am said:
    Dang, shes hot, but also crazy… from the article as well

    Stella, a 31-year-old special education teacher, was reported this week to be a supporter of the baseless “QAnon” conspiracy theory about Donald Trump battling a global cabal of elite liberal paedophiles.

    I think the Elite Liberal Paedophiles opened for the Del Fuegos at the Turf Club back in ’88.

  16. Mammuthus Primigenius Says:

    I kind of hope Omar gets booted from the House & gets a gig on one of the networks. That would expose her as a half wit. Compare her resume with Phyllis Kahn’s. She is a female Muslim African immigrant who hates America, the perfect rep for today’s CD 5 and the national Democrat party.

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