To: “Randy”, Owners of “Camden Tavern” in NoMi
From: Mitch Berg, Law-Abiding “F**k” with a clean criminal record and some disposable income
Re: Your Wish Is My Command
(Advisory: the language on the graphic below is NSFW)
Not sure where you get “insecurity” from taking prudent, legal measures to protect oneself, but I gotta ask you: Is a 100 pound woman worried about roaming gangs of repists “inept at protecting herself?” Maybe a guy who’s not 25 anymore who notes that today’s hoodlums are faster than they were when he middle-aged woman beset by a small criminal enterprisewas 25? Maybe someone who’s physically handicapped?
Anything to say to those “inept f**ks, Mr. Patrick?
It should go without saying I wouldn’t use your tavern for an outhouse. And I sincerely urge all carry permittees to pass the word that you, Randy Patrick, don’t want people who follow the law in your bar.
The Camden Tavern is posted “no guns”. I’m sure the hoodlums of the North Side will respect your wishes.
Good luck, a****le.