Liberal Logic
By Mitch Berg
Near as I can figure, it’s:
Step 1: Run around waving signs, chanting chants, burning things and looting things and attacking people and vandalizing dissenters’ property (actually property dissenters rent…):
Anti-Trumpkins vandalized the GOP headquarters…
…no. They vandalized the building where the GOP rents space for its headquarters.
The property owners will now have to remove the vandalism or get a ticket from the city.
Not the GOP. The property’s owners.
…and block highways.
Step 2: Trump resigns.
Dear protesters: please keep it up. The GOP will gain seats in the mid-terms.
November 11th, 2016 at 6:31 am
True underpants gnomes logic would insert “a miracle occurs” as step 2.
November 11th, 2016 at 8:12 am
You you heartless bastards….have some empathy!
These snowflakes have been in power all their adult lives, but now things are changing. They suddenly saw that their world is more diverse than they ever realized; they are having trouble processing the fact they no longer have control.
They are frightened, and fear spawns hate and bigotry, but it’s not their fault.
They need healing; I think President Trump needs to reach across the divide…with a special Presidential Participation award for every butthurt leftist snowflake.
November 11th, 2016 at 9:10 am
Apparently reality is just too much for some people to bear. And when they find out they can not make reality to conform to their wishes, they throw a temper tantrum. Better they should hold their breath until they turn blue. It’s mature, and it’s more quiet.
November 11th, 2016 at 9:13 am
I think that the police needed to respond to their “mostly peaceful” protest with a “mostly peaceful” response involving billyclubs upside the noggin, followed by a “mostly peaceful” response in .40 S&W if they chose to ignore that. Sorry, I’m getting tired of the rest of us paying for the damage these jerks create, and most of them get off scot-free.
November 11th, 2016 at 9:53 am
This is much like the Paul Wellstone Memorial Ceremony and Political Rally that got Norm Coleman elected……
November 11th, 2016 at 12:42 pm
There’s a world of difference between peaceful protest (which does not include impeding others free travel and commerce) and outright anarchy.
November 11th, 2016 at 12:58 pm
You nailed it Whistler. Idiots never learn.
November 11th, 2016 at 1:29 pm
and please….pretty please….put Keith Ellison in charge of your party. I mean, what could go wrong?
Hey….did you see the Donald Trump effigy in NYC with a noose around his neck? Imagine if Republicans….oh I won’t even finish it.
November 12th, 2016 at 8:20 pm
My buddy and I saw this coming two months ago. We’re not prophets. We read the tea leaves. Here’s my next prediction (for free):
Eventually the rent will need to get paid. Eventually, your term paper will come due. Eventually, you will need to think about employment.
And the adults will have won.
So, toke up now and invite that hippie-chick to your pad for a little midnight mattress hockey. It’s all coming to an end.