To: Jon Stewart, Chelsea Handler, Miley Cyrus, Neve Campbell, Lena Dunham, Cher, Al Sharpton, Spike Lee, Babe Streisand, Amy Shumer, Samuel L. Jackson, Natasha Lyonne, George Lopez, Raven Symone, Whoopi Goldberg, and Byron Cranston.
From: Mitch Berg, ornery peasant
Re: Moving to Canada
Need help packing? Say when. I’m there for you.
That is all.
(Is it just me, or is this the first time in 15 years that Neve Campbell’s been in the news at all?)