I, Jeremiah
By Mitch Berg
Heh.
On the one hand, 4-8 years of Clinton will do for women what 8 years of Obama did for race relations.
On the other, we’ve got four more glorious years of non-stop blog and talk show fodder.
UPDATE: Clearly, I wrote this on Sunday, expecting a Hillary win.
I neglected to delete it.
What the heck.
November 9th, 2016 at 6:07 am
Please remind any reprobate leftist that expects quarter be given that the criminal Clinton wanted fireworks for her victory speech.
So please take your bruised, fragile little egos and stick them in your asses…we’re having a party up in here!
Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!!
November 9th, 2016 at 6:10 am
You were right. However, you learn a lot about an individual when they take more pleasure in being right than they care what they were right about.
November 9th, 2016 at 6:24 am
My nomination for most hysterical response to the Trump victory in the MSM:
Hold tight to the Muslim people in your life, for they have been marked for legal and extralegal vigilante vengeance. They and their loved ones could be banned from the nation. And they need love and protection from their co-workers, neighbors, teachers, and friends of all faiths and none at all – because the state is going to put them under constant surveillance. The American tradition of freedom of religious expression is going to fail them spectacularly, so hold them tight.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/09/election-analysis-trump-clinton-terrifying-moment-for-america
There is much more like it at the link.
November 9th, 2016 at 6:38 am
My dear liberal nephew in California posted on Facebook that he “knows what it was like in Germany in 1932.” You can’t measure the true level of absurdity in that statement. I’m tempted to mock, but really he needs love, support and a good anti psychotic medication.
November 9th, 2016 at 6:57 am
I can’t remember any Liberals gloating when they won, did they? Because that wouldn’t have been tolerant or inclusive.
AP wire story says Trump won by playing on “racial tensions.” In other words: “Thanks for the assist, Black Lives Matter, couldn’t have done it without you.”
Talk about your all-time backfires . . . .
November 9th, 2016 at 7:24 am
Swftee is right, you ARE an absurdist sack of liquid shit, eTASS.
November 9th, 2016 at 7:31 am
Trump has 4 simple things to do:
1. Secure our borders and slow immigration from third world shit holes.
2. Repeal ObamaCare
3. Replace Scalia with someone worthy of the seat, and when she kicks off, replace Ginsberg with someone more worthy of hers.
4. Make sure Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore and the rest of their filthy, leftist, anti-American ilk make it across the border to Mexico.
Do those things, and I’ll call him a successful President.
November 9th, 2016 at 7:36 am
Jason Lewis! Happy Feet!
https://www.google.com/search?q=paolo+conte+happy+feet&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
November 9th, 2016 at 7:40 am
4. Make sure Lena Dunham, Amy Schumer, Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore and the rest of their filthy, leftist, anti-American ilk make it across the border to Mexico.
Beautiful, Swiftee. They’ve been doing their best to make the US the 3rd world country. No Canada for them! Tell ’em they can move anywhere they want, as long as it is a place where they use human feces for fertilizer.
November 9th, 2016 at 8:28 am
they can move anywhere they want, as long as it is a place where they use human feces for fertilizer.
LMAO!!!!
See, that right there is the kind of wit that keeps me coming back here.
Jethrene for the WIN!
November 9th, 2016 at 9:18 am
Those morons will find out that:
A. They can’t just move to another country and set up house. Every other country has a far tougher vetting process than the U.S. for citizenship. In fact, they may get rejected as “undesirables”.
B. Their popularity here is related to their income. How’s it going to play out?
November 9th, 2016 at 9:25 am
….and I was getting ready to help them pack and teach them a bit about hockey….good point, Jethrene.
November 9th, 2016 at 9:58 am
The Canadians have no use for overpaid actors unless they can skate.
November 9th, 2016 at 10:29 am
B. Their popularity here is related to their income. How’s it going to play out?
They’ll point to Johnny Depp and Gwyneth Paltrow who fled to France and still are plenty popular with movie goers.
November 9th, 2016 at 10:29 am
Lena Dunham as NHL Enforcer! I’d pay good money to see that!
November 9th, 2016 at 12:21 pm
The Canadians have no use for overpaid actors unless they can skate.
Not true! The Canadians are hard core capitalists when it comes to immigration. You set up a business with enough money and they’ll let you in. They were a huge destination for Hong Kong Chinese when the commies came in for that reason. They’ve got very few scruples on immigration if you’ve got money.
November 9th, 2016 at 12:33 pm
Nerdbert; I’m thinking that’s exactly what Stink was getting at. You’ve got to add something to their society, and overpaid actors just ain’t it.
Whisler; I’m thinking that the team doctors on other teams would warn their goons about Dunham’s history, never mind what one would see when she got her jersey pulled over her head. Donchathink?
November 9th, 2016 at 12:44 pm
Here’s a timely article that gives an overview of moving to Canada.
http://finance.yahoo.com/m/cf42fbbe-2dc2-3fa5-aaa6-548caaa2dc0d/ss_6-reasons-to-think-twice.html
November 9th, 2016 at 2:38 pm
Excuse me; it’s the “sweater” of the opposing goon you pull over their head if you can, right? Guess I don’t qualify well as a liberal Cannuck wannabe, eh?