What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

By Mitch Berg

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

One of the keys to achieving a healthier citizenry is providing everyone with affordable (meaning subsidized) health insurance.  Naturally, since the government is paying for most of it, the government needs the data supporting the billings.  So all your medical records belong to the government.  But it’s okay, the data is totally secure, just like the personnel records at the Department of Homeland Security.

Joe Doakes

In all things, we must reinforce failure and reward incompentence.

With government, anyway.

4 Responses to “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

  1. The Big Stink Says:

    “Reinforcing failure and rewarding incompetence,” sounds like a corporate tag-line. We could get in carved in granite on the edifices of public buildings, but, sadly, it would likely get misspelled.

  2. Chuck Says:

    Its the government. You get paid the same whether you do a good job or not.

  3. bikebubba Says:

    Stink; I think the point would be made better if it were missspelled when put on government buildings. No?

  4. The Big Stink Says:

    Bike: You can almost PRESUME it would be misspelled.

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