Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:
Students at Oberlin College are upset at the food in the cafeteria. Not because it sucks – it’s institutional food, suckage is a given – but because the recipes aren’t as good as Mom’s and that makes the college guilty of a ghastly infliction of culinary cultural appropriation.
I wonder if the bad food is helping them keep off the Freshman Fifteen, or if they’re like the Marine who wrote a letter to his mother: “The food here is awful, and such small portions!”
I note the contrast between the student’s petition and my Dad’s favorite tune from the Army:
The sushi at the college
They say is mighty keen
The fish is hard, the rice is mush
And tastes like kerosene
Oh, I don’t want no more of college life
Gee, but I want to go,
But Mom won’t let me go,
Gee, but I want to go, home.
Soldiers faced bad food with humor; students pretend bad food justifies moral outrage, I scoff at whining students as crybabies. God help them the first time they tell their spouses “It’s not as good as my Mom’s cooking.”
Joe Doakes
“Mothers” are a form of cultural appropriation. Trigger warning. Check your privilege.
Check and mate.
To paraphrase something that has been going around recently…in 1944, 18-20 year olds were skydiving into Nazi held France, or landing on beaches under heavy fire.
In 2015, 18-20 are throwing fits because their rice is cooked instead of steamed.
We are screwed.