It Could Be Worse
By Mitch Berg
Periodically, I highlight – er, “lowlight” – dismal moments in my dating life (Parts I and II).
But it could certainly be worse:
The victim, 45, and [accused vampire wannabee Tiffany] Sutton, 23, were lying in bed naked at early Wednesday when Sutton asked if he wanted to be tied up and he consented, police said.
But that’s when Sutton reportedly pulled out a knife and cut the victim’s leg, police said.
Sutton reportedly told him that she “likes to drink blood” and made several cuts to his upper body, police said.
He also said Sutton drank a “little bit” of his blood, police said.
He was able to break free, run out of his home, but Sutton reportedly followed with a pickaxe, police said.
The victim passed out before his friend found him covered in blood called the police, police said.
You really have to read the fine print on Match.com…
February 16th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
He wasn’t gonna be bothered with putting his bifocals on to read the fine print. All he needed to see was “23.” She has nice eyes, too, though she looks a little butch. Maybe she’s a TS, and I don’t just mean her initials.