Missing Persons Report
By Mitch Berg
The Nobel Peace-Prize-winning Obama Administration has been beating the war drums like John Bonham has risen from the dead and wants to get through the gig so he can trash the hotel already
And still we’ve seen no sign of Madea Benjamin.
Or Cindy “Absolute Moral Authority” Sheehan.
Or Code Pink.
Their relatives are starting to get nervous.
If you have any information as to their whereabouts, please call 1-976-PEACECREEPS.
Thanks.
September 3rd, 2013 at 7:34 am
When a reliabably Lefty media house organ like ‘Slate’ points out the cynical nature of Democrats (and give you a chart because, SCIENCE!); and that the anti-war movement of the ’00’s was simply an anti-Republican movement, you might have a point that media coverage of protests and protesters in the ’00’s was overblown and agenda driven.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2013/09/02/democrats_deserted_the_anti_war_movement.html
September 3rd, 2013 at 8:11 am
Local news this morning said there would be protesters at Sen Klobuchar’s office-I’ll be surprised if there are more than a handful.
September 3rd, 2013 at 8:18 am
Cindy, Madea, et al were already been collected and sent to re-education camps before Obama’s drum solo.
September 3rd, 2013 at 8:28 am
Ol’ Cindy is at the barricades, but no one is paying attention to her now.
September 3rd, 2013 at 9:07 am
“The Nobel Peace-Prize-winning Obama Administration” Bwahaha. I guess it really is time to start trotting that out.
September 3rd, 2013 at 9:43 am
In the afterlife . . .
Obama: Hey Yassir! Ain’t it nice they have a special place set aside in Heaven for us Peace Prize Winners?
Yassir Arafat: Alahu Akabar!
Obama: Sure is warm here. For Heaven, I mean. Look! Isn’t that Jimmy Carter over there standing in that lake of burning shit? Hey, Jimmy! (waves)
September 3rd, 2013 at 10:10 am
The crazy thing about Democrat peace activists going AWOL at this time is that this is exactly the right time for them to speak up. If Iraq and Afghanistan were arguably unwinnable–as in not having the infrastructure needed to set up a free republic–Syria all the more.
So yeah, it’s not anti-war, it’s anti-GOP, just like the person who noted during the Clinton inauguration that those jets flying over were “our jets now.”
September 3rd, 2013 at 11:53 am
PW: Heh
September 3rd, 2013 at 11:53 am
Oops.
PM: Heh
September 3rd, 2013 at 12:52 pm
Maybe they’re still tired from all the work they did in opposition to “The War on Ladyparts.”