Missing Persons Report

The Nobel Peace-Prize-winning Obama Administration has been beating the war drums like John Bonham has risen from the dead and wants to get through the gig so he can trash the hotel already

And still we’ve seen no sign of Madea Benjamin.

Or Cindy “Absolute Moral Authority” Sheehan.

Or Code Pink.

Their relatives are starting to get nervous.

If you have any information as to their whereabouts, please call 1-976-PEACECREEPS.

Thanks.

10 thoughts on “Missing Persons Report

  1. When a reliabably Lefty media house organ like ‘Slate’ points out the cynical nature of Democrats (and give you a chart because, SCIENCE!); and that the anti-war movement of the ’00’s was simply an anti-Republican movement, you might have a point that media coverage of protests and protesters in the ’00’s was overblown and agenda driven.
    http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2013/09/02/democrats_deserted_the_anti_war_movement.html

  2. Local news this morning said there would be protesters at Sen Klobuchar’s office-I’ll be surprised if there are more than a handful.

  3. “The Nobel Peace-Prize-winning Obama Administration” Bwahaha. I guess it really is time to start trotting that out.

  4. In the afterlife . . .
    Obama: Hey Yassir! Ain’t it nice they have a special place set aside in Heaven for us Peace Prize Winners?
    Yassir Arafat: Alahu Akabar!
    Obama: Sure is warm here. For Heaven, I mean. Look! Isn’t that Jimmy Carter over there standing in that lake of burning shit? Hey, Jimmy! (waves)

  5. The crazy thing about Democrat peace activists going AWOL at this time is that this is exactly the right time for them to speak up. If Iraq and Afghanistan were arguably unwinnable–as in not having the infrastructure needed to set up a free republic–Syria all the more.

    So yeah, it’s not anti-war, it’s anti-GOP, just like the person who noted during the Clinton inauguration that those jets flying over were “our jets now.”

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