Didn’t See This Coming

By Mitch Berg

I gotta confess, when I read about the Texas Polygamist flap last spring, this was the last thing I expected:

A new clothing brand may be born out of the Texas raid on a polygamous sect.

FLDS women for the first time are offering their handmade, distinctive style of children’s clothes to the public through the Web site fldsdress.com.

Launched initially to provide Texas authorities with clothing for FLDS children in custody, the online store now is aimed at helping their mothers earn a living.

The fun part will be trying to figure out a way to make them next year’s hot ironic fashion statement by dinkytown hypstrz.

3 Responses to “Didn’t See This Coming”

  1. Chuck Says:

    Maybe RT Rybik can particapate in a polygamist rights protest in front of a Catholic church.

  2. Margaret Says:

    I don’t remember anything in the Bible about Polyester

  3. Kermit Says:

    The Bible is remarkably silent on the subject of fashion. Modesty, well that’s another thing.

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