The “Professional”
Tuesday, December 10th, 2024Luigi Mangione has been “questioned” in the murder of Brian Thompson.
“They also recovered clothing, including a mask consistent with those worn by our wanted individual,” Tisch said. “Also recovered was a fraudulent New Jersey ID matching the ID our suspect used to check into his New York City hostel before the shooting incident.”
Citing a law enforcement official, The Associated Press reported that along with the gun, authorities also found a silencer, fake IDs and writings that appeared to be critical of the health insurance industry, according to the law enforcement official.
The NYPD is sending detectives to Pennsylvania to question the person taken into custody.
His name only sounds like a character in Goodfellas:
Mangione was valedictorian of the Class of 2016 at the Gilman School, and he earned undergraduate and graduate degrees from the University of Pennsylvania. His family owns Turf Valley and Hayfields Country Club, NBC News confirmed.
This one goes out to all the social media detectives who solemnly swore he had to be a professional assassin, who was using a “Welrod” (a purpose-built silenced assassins firearm built for the CIA or MI5 or some such), and that he was just too L3Et to ever get caught.
If he’s the suspect, natch.
While we don’t know a lot more than that at the moment, I’m going to make a few fearless preditions:
- Like most radicals, he’s a little upper middle class prick who got radicalized at school.
- He’ll be lionized as a folk hero on the left.





