Archive for August, 2008

Welcome To My City, GOP

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

It’s almost convention time – and for some of you in the GOP, this is a bit of a belated welcome; some of you have been plugging away for a long time, down at the various GOP convention offices in the (rumor has it) Endicott and Pioneer buildings along Robert Street.

But better late than never: Welcome to Saint Paul, Republicans. This is my town.

Well, not entirely mine; I share it with about a quarter of a million other people.

Many of you got posted here from places like DC and Virginia, from the party’s mothership; you’ve struggled through a (modest) winter, cranking out the hours, getting this convention up and running, in a city where you must feel like you’re surrounded by “the enemy”; this is a DFL town, or at least that’s what the polls say.

And yet the polls consistently show that even here – in a government and university town, a hothouse where all manner of left-wing perversion can bloom unfettered by common sense or the free market, a place where the lefty elite opened its hearts and pocketbooks for a former domestic terrorist – around 40% of us consistently vote for conservative candidates. One out of eight public school parents have pulled their kids out of the school system. Taxes are rising, services are falling, and the city unions just keep bellying up for more. A large faction of the local DFL – the part an old DFLer friend of mine called the “Pro-life, pro-assault rifle wing of the DFL” – is lying more or less dormant on the East Side, going to mass on Sunday and tinkering with their cars after work the rest of the week. They gave us three terms of mayors that started as DFLers, but saw the light; Norm Coleman – that’s Senator Coleman, thanks, and it will be for at least six more years – and Randy Kelly, as genuine a profile in political courage as exists in this rote, boring political state.

They represented a crowd of DFLers who might be a tad less enthralled with Barack Obama than the parts of the city west of 35E. Just saying; while McCain enthralls no conservative Republicans (as you’re well aware), he’s the kind of guy who could make a dent in that part of Saint Paul.

I hope you put on a great show, here. I hope you give us local Republicans a little something to work with. Above all, I hope that this show convinces a few people – the people who vote DFL because they really just haven’t thought about it that hard – to give their preconceptions another look.

And I hope you enjoy my city. As you meander around the town, you’ll find – and, being that you’re Republicans, probably not be surprised at all – that quite a few of the businessmen are a whole lot friendlier than some of the politicians are.

There’s a reason for that. Oh, Lordy, is there ever.

Give ’em a listen.

Anyway – welcome to my town. Hope you enjoy your stay!

Welcome To My City, Media

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Well, hey, Fox, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, Reuters, AP, UPI, the NYTimes, WashPost, ChiTrib, LATimes, Denver Post, Bloomberg, BBC, NPR, NDW, AFP, Tass and the rest of the world’s media!  Welcome to Saint Paul, all you producers and reporters and anchors and you legions of APs and PAs . 

Welcome to Saint Paul.  This is my town.

Many of you will have come here from one of the news business’ bigger centers; New York, LA, Chicago, London, wherever.  You’ve been joking with your friends about the time you get to spend in “flyover land”. 

Here’s a couple of tips for you:

  1. It’s Saint Paul.  Not Minneapolis.  While they share a border, the two downtowns are ten miles apart.
  2. Get out of downtown once in a while.  Yeah, I know – that’s where the convention is, and I know your job is to cover it.  But the Twin Cities are a neat place, and Saint Paul – unbeknownst even to many who live in the area – is the best part of it all.  Mark Twain once said “Saint Paul is the last city of the East, and Minneapolis is the first city of the West”, and it’s still kinda true; parts of Saint Paul feel like Chicago or Boston or New York; Minneapolis feels more like Denver or Seattle or San Francisco.  It can be a fun place.
  3. See those people out there holding “Support The Troops” signs?  Not everyone in this town has drunk the lefty koolaid.
  4. Shaddap about Mondale and Humphrey and Orville Freeman already.  Yes, they were part of Minnesota’s political past, and a big past it was.  But in case you haven’t noticed, the people who are making a difference in Minnesota’s political present – Coleman, Pawlenty, David Strom, Marty Seifert – are all Republicans, and to one degree or another right of center (although that’s a discussion that’ll rage into the wee hours if you get some Minnesota conservatives talking this week). 
  5. Please, dear lord, don’t interview Jesse Ventura.  Not once.  Ventura is to Minnesota politics what that drunk weekend back during your sophomore year in college was to you.  You don’t keep lording that miserable fiasco over us, we’ll make sure the photos are destroyed.  Deal?

Anyway – welcome to Saitn Paul, an I hope you enjoy it!

Getting To Triangle Park

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Saint Paul; it’s not a city for the faint of heart. It defeated Jesse Ventura. It could beat you. Seriously, I suspect that Minneapolis will see plenty of protest activity from “demonstrators” who are afraid to look for Saint Paul.

But you love your country, so you want to be at the Vets for Freedom counterprotest on Monday, 9/1. You’re worried (justifiably) about parking.

I’ve had quite a number of people ask “how do I get to the counterprotest?”

Here are some simple directions and recommendations from a Saint Paul guy. They should get you into the city and back home again. Best of all – they’re fairly cheap.

Getting To Triangle Park

  • Southwest/Southern Subs – I recommend parking at the 28th Avenue Park and Ride (it’s a big, free ramp) or at the Mall of America (or, if they’re full, the Fort Snelling Park and Ride), taking the Hiawatha Light Rail train north to the Lake Street Station, and taking the 21 bus east to Saint Paul (it comes every 10-15 minutes). Triangle Park is across the street from the Cathedral, overlooking downtown! Hang onto your transfers – they’re good for three hours.
  • West/Northwest Subs – if it were me, I’d park at one of the Target Center ramps (right off 394 and 94 in downtown Minneapolis) and take the Hiawatha Light Rail south to Lake Street Station and, again, take the 21 bus east to Saint Paul. It’ll be about a half-hour bus ride, but it’ll drop you right at Triangle Park. The Target Center ramps cost money, but they’re cheaper than most decent ramps in Minneapolis.
  • North/Northeast Suburbs – Seriously – park at Rosedale and take the 65 bus. It’s about a 20 minute ride to Cathedral Hill, and drops you right at Triangle Park (Summit/John Ireland and Marshall).
  • East Suburbs – I’d go to the Sunray Transit Center (I94 at McKnight, just west of 3M), park, and take the 63 Bus. It actually runs down Seventh Street, and doesn’t actually go up Cathedral Hill to Triangle Park. Best option; jump off the 63 on Sixth Street (in downtown Saint Paul) at Jackson, Robert or Minnesota streets and transfer to a 21 Westbound (at the same stop) which will take you straight up the hill to Triangle Park, which’ll be on your left across from the Cathedral.

If you insist on driving – good luck. You’re on your own. Saint Paulites know a few secret hideaways for parking; sometimes if you get to an event early enough, you can find free parking on Cathedral Hill, on or about Summit Avenue south/west of the Cathedral. If it’s a big event, that can mean the far reaches of Cathedral Hill – like, Summit and Dale. No kidding. Patience is a virtue, unless you’re there very early in the day. As to parking ramps downtown – vaya con Dios.

Bus And Train Fares: Buses are $1.50 – $2.00 during rush hour (5-9AM, 3-7PM). Express buses (the 94 Express) are $2.75. Trains are always $2. Get and save your transfers.

The Greatest Tradition Ever – The Thrilling Thursday Edition!

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

Join AM1280 The Patriot and its galaxy of stars[1] with expanded local coverage at the Minnesota State Fair!

Tonight – Ed and Col. Joe Repya will be live at the Patriot’s posh new digs, on Dan Patch just inside the main (Snelling Avenue) gate, across from the DFL booth!

This is gonna be fuuuuun!

Catch the show – on the air at AM1280 in the Metro, or streaming at AM1280’s Website, or via podcast at Townhall.

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Romney Lieberman Pawlenty

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

CNN claims John McCain will announce his VP choice on Friday. Speculation has the choices narrowed down to three candidates.

Mitt Romney – more Presidential than Vice Presidential. Not exactly a natural choice given the way the two went after each other in the primaries. Plus he’ll never bring Massachusetts with him. He is pretty though. Nice hair.

Joe Lieberman – you’ve got to be kidding. He’s too whiney looking. Plus he also won’t swing a state. Too old. Between his age and McCain’s, doesn’t it add up to like 200?

Tim Pawlenty – in this crowd, I give him a better than 50% chance of getting the nod, and Minnesota could swing narrowly in McCain’s favor. Clearly Pawlenty has had as much visibility as anyone on the team (at least since Romney dropped out) and has been well received. He’s young, surprisingly effective for the party in a blue state, and has successful executive experience with a high approval rating during some challenging times. The downside, save the bridge collapse, he’s not well-known nationally. Assuming the bridge is completed soon, he will get some positive national exposure again, but not before Friday.

Politico says the lucky guy will get tapped tomorrow. Look for MIB (more than usual) near the capital tomorrow morning (assuming the Gov is in town). 

How about the bumper sticker test? Which one sounds/looks “right?”

McCain/Romney? Nope.

McCain/Lieberman? Sounds good. But too long.

McCain/Pawlenty? Clumsy sounding.

Update 8/28: Drudge is reporting that there is a leak that there will be a leak at 6 PM today that will be confirmed at 8 PM today. Got that?

Discuss.

Speaking of methinks doth protesteth too mucheth…

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Unless the national polls are off by a mile, and I think they may prove to be in the long run (that’s a topic for later), Obammy has been the benefactor of an apparent Teflon coating.

Despite a long, long, long (long) series of hateful, unsavory, embarrassing, un-American, undeniable and inexcusable associations, and a storied history of political debauchery, Obama has somehow avoided the fate a more discerning electorate would deliver him. John Edwards dips his pen in the company ink and he’s not invited to the big show. Obama hangs with terrorists and mobsters and anti-American hatemongers and he’s neck and neck with John McCain.

Another day, another controversy but this time Obama’s posse is pleading with the feds to come to his aid. Dude, chill. What’s the big deal Obammy? What are you afraid of?

Why don’t you want us to see this video?

…and what don’t we know about Obama’s past and more importantly, his true ambitions?

Sen. Barack Obama is warning TV stations and asking the Justice Department to intervene in an attempt to block the airing of an ad by a non-profit group that links him to an unrepentant domestic terrorist.

The spot by the American Issues Project questions Obama’s ties to William Ayers, a founder of the Weather Underground organization who boasted of a series of bomb attacks at the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol four decades ago.

Now everyone is going to go find that ad, and even if Oback Barama is successful in getting stations to pull the (quite relevant) ad off the air, a great many voters will find it on the web any way.

Obama campaign lawyer Robert Bauer wrote to station managers, the AP said, warning: “Your station is committed to operating in the public interest, an objective that cannot be satisfied by accepting for compensation material of such malicious falsity.”

Well there you have it. It can’t be true. Obama’s lawyer says so.

Meanwhile:

Documents released Tuesday by the University of Illinois at Chicago shed some light on Barack Obama’s relationship with William Ayers, a founding member of the 1960s and 1970s radical group the Weather Underground.

Obama’s association with Ayers, who now teaches at the university, has become an issue in the Illinois senator’s presidential campaign. The Weather Underground took credit for several nonfatal (does that mean it’s okay?-JR) bombings on targets that included the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol, and critics accuse Obama of rubbing elbows with an unabashed 1960s radical.

Obama has said that, although he knew Ayers as a professor involved in community outreach efforts in Chicago, he doesn’t share Ayers’ extreme views.

To be fair, putting Obama and Ayers in the same room and on the same agenda doesn’t implicate Obama in a meaningful way in and of itself.  However, when you couple this association with a myriad of related events and associations including the Reverend Wright debacle (I went to the church for twenty years but don’t share his views), the Tony Rezko controversy, Michelle’s early and telling slip ups, and Obama’s questionable (let’s call it heritage), what should be troubling for all Americans is the pattern that is emerging.

How the hell does an operative of this ilk get this far in our electoral process?

Americans have succumbed to such low expectations so as to expect politicians to be slippery; to be beholden to lobbyists; to be evasive, and have affairs. What they aren’t prepared for is a President that harbors extreme radical beliefs coupled with a career not marked by accomplishment but rather unabashedly for political gain; a would-be Manchurian Candidate.

The Greatest Tradition Ever – Wanton Wednesday Edition!

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Join AM1280 The Patriot and its galaxy of stars[1] with expanded local coverage at the Minnesota State Fair!

Tonight – King Banaian and Michael Brodkorb from NARNIII “The Final Word” will be live at the Patriot’s posh new digs, on Dan Patch just inside the main (Snelling Avenue) gate, across from the DFL booth!

This is gonna be fuuuuun!

Catch the show – on the air at AM1280 in the Metro, or streaming at AM1280’s Website, or via podcast at Townhall.

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Live From Denver

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

This one just crossed the wire:

They don’t make radicals like they used to…

People With Whom I Share A City

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Chino Latino is an hYpStR restaurant in Minneapolis.

I’ve never been there, but pretty much everyone I’ve ever known who clamed to be a regular seemed like the kind of person that’d be on Molly Priesmeyer’s speed dialer, if you know what I mean.

But I saw this, and almost wished I could be regular…:

…just so I could stop going in a loud huff.

Cognitive Dissonance?

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Michelle Malkin noticed something that I’ve been pointing out for years and years:

And while Democrat Party chair Howard Dean excoriates the Republican Party as the “white” party, I saw only one-non-white agitator among the pro-abortion gaggle. (This goes for the rest of the Recreate ‘68 populace, too. It’s as pale and colorless as a Colorado snowfall.) Across the street from the Planned Parenthood event, however, were many incensed black- and brown-skinned moms. Incensed, that is, that an abortion mill had been built right across from the park where their children practice football and swing on the playground set.

One of the moms, Priscilla said bluntly: “I don’t want a f**king abortion clinic in my neighborhood!” A Hispanic mother added: “It’s against the Catholic Church.” (Are you listening, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi?) When asked about her views on abortion, another black mother of three I spoke to while sitting in her minivan told me simply: “I don’t believe in it.”

Education, free enterprise and – eventually – social issues like abortion are going to be the ones that drive the Dems up on the rocks, especially with minority and immigrant voters. It won’t scupper them this election; it might take a generation.

But it’ll happen.

It Was A Glorious Day

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

So I did the show at the fair last night.  Had a great time talking with Ed Matthews, who’s running for Congress in the Fourth District, as well as Andrew Campanella from the Alliance for School Choice,  and Big John Howell from WIND’s John and Cisco show live from the convention.

Of course, while I always had a blast broadcasting from our old digs on Judson near the southeast corner of the fairgrounds, our new location – just inside the front gate, on Dan Patch Avenue, is a complete hoot.  Largely because we’ve installed tables and chairs and sun-umbrellas, so it’s genuinely a nice place to stop and decompress (when you’re not outraged at the mess the Tics want to make of this country) from the hustle and bustle of the fair, of course…

…but also because the DFL booth is right across the street.

As always, I make a point of interviewing them whenever I can; on the NARN II show, we always take liberal callers first, and that includes the ones that come into our lair on foot.  Most of them aren’t up to talking on the air – most of them seem to be acting more from inchoate rage than considered thought.

Especially one woman last night.

As I was interviewing Matthews, a woman – short, leathery, fiftyish, with a mop of cairefully-coiffed short brown hair, wearing an Obama shirt and a face that bespoke a middle-aged life that had never brooked any disagreement – stood in the far corner of the Patriot’s area, and just grimaced; the look was partly “that wasn’t a Baby Ruth I just ate”, and partly pure, undiluted hatred.

I waved to try to defuse things, and maybe induce her to hang around for a quick chat.  Her faced tightened up, as if someone had brought her a plate of steamed refugee. She scampered away, holding her head, as if the cognitive dissonance was making her immune system reject her brain.

We have to share a country with these people.

Oy.

Things I Don’t See Lori Sturdevant Covering

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

If a Republican sitting in a rest-room stall mutters under his breath “I think the GOP’s wrong about the transportation bill” he can be sure that Lori Sturdevant will be there with a reporter notebad in her hand, shortly to write a story about the “wave” of disaffected Republicans rejecting Tim Pawlenty and the Taxpayers League.

But this?

[Texas Democrat Rep. Sheila] Jackson Lee [who is leading efforts to bring Hillary supporters into line behind Obama] hasn’t met Connie Kafka of Wyoming. She is the Democrats’ worst nightmare. She’s not a Hillary Clinton supporter who’ll hold her nose and vote for Obama. She’s a Hillary Clinton supporter who’s going to work and vote for John McCain.

And she has no problem telling you why.

She doesn’t believe Obama loves America.

It’s from Bob Collins, at MPR’s News Cut, and you have to listen to the rest.

Zzzzzz

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Bob Cusack at The Hill notes that the Tic Convention has its problems – and they go way deeper than Obama vs. The Clintons:

Sen. James Webb (D-Va.) triggered headlines when he publicly criticized Democratic congressional leaders for the way they handled calls for more drilling amid high gas prices.

Speaking at a Virginia delegation breakfast in Denver on Tuesday, Webb said, “One of the great mistakes that we made in terms of political strategy before we broke for this latest recess was not taking on the Republican Party when they started talking about offshore drilling.”

He added, “I believe that our leadership made a very bad mistake. I don’t think we should run from that issue.”

It’s almost like Webb is listening to – I dunno – constituents or something.

And I loved this part:

Union leaders this week have complained that some of their members have privately said they won’t vote for Obama because he is black. And a Democratic poll released Tuesday stated that Obama “has yet to close the deal with many white, working-class voters who normally vote Democratic.”

Wow. Conventional “wisdom” has held for 35 years that all the racists joined the Republican party. But I have yet to meet a Republican who even mentioned Obama’s race on their long, detailed lists of reasons they’d never vote for him. Perhaps, for argument’s sake, they ran out of breath before they could get there, after listing all the economic, foreign policy, ethical and experience issues that may well make Obama, on his hypothetical inauguration day, the worst president of my lifetime. I don’t know.

Just saying.

(Via Gary Gross)

Dear Speaker Pelosi

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

To: The Hon.  Nancy Pelosi

From: Mitch Berg, schlep blogger

Re:  Thanks!

Ms. Pelosi,

As a conservative Republican who’s been fighting back against the notion that this was going to be a very rough year to be a Republican, I’d like to thank  you  for your remarks yesterday.

House Democratic leaders and protesters waving McCain signs had a war of words Tuesday at a press event outside an old train station. The demonstrators interrupted House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with chants of “Drill here! Drill now!”

Pelosi paused and asked the group, “Right here?”

Seeming to enjoy the back and forth, she followed with another question: “Can we drill your brains?

Ok, so a little back-and-forth smack-talk is fun stuff.  I enjoy it myself, when I face the odd schnook in an Obama button baying at the moon at the Patriot booth at the Fair.  It can be fun.

But this next bit…:

She went on to refer to the protesters, who continued to chant sporadically, as “handmaidens of Big Oil.” Arguing that increased offshore drilling would reduce gas prices by only a couple of pennies a decade from now, she referred to the demonstrators as the “2-cents-in-10-years-crowd.”

…merely proves that you are from Planet San Francisco.  But I do hope to make sure readers all over the rest of this country hear that.  Over and over again.
At any rate, thank you very much.  I’m feeling much better these days.

Methinks Thou Dost Protest Too Much

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

I’m not entirely sure what to make of this story, about the Minneapolis Police and a bunch of “journalist” from a “new media collective” in New York…:

Three New York media professionals in town to cover the Republican National Convention were detained by Minneapolis police officers in Northeast Minneapolis early Tuesday morning. Police confiscated their equipment, which the trio calls a deliberate attack on their right to free speech.

Vlad Teichberg, Olivia Katz and Anita Braithwaite are from the New York-based Glass Bead Collective, a new media arts group. Among the equipment taken: video cameras, still cameras, laptops, notebooks, money and other personal belongings.

…because while I am a First Amendment absolutist (like any libertarian-conservative), I also notice that whenever the local lefty “alternative” media covers these people, they sow the word “journalist” like mines along the Korean border.  Almost to the point of caricature.
They are, of course – like the Minnesoros “Independent” and, for that matter, AM1280 and this very blog, flogging agendas.  Which is not the “journalism” I was taught when I did it for a (small, crummy) living.

Really?

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Do tell:

You’re going to “take” my town, you little prick?

You might have a hard time “taking” anything with that spraycan jammed up your ass.

Just saying.

I Feel Oddly Gladdened…

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

…about this story – about a couple of typo police who got their just deserts.

Er, dessserts:

Two self-styled vigilantes against typos who defaced a more than 60-year-old, hand-painted sign at Grand Canyon National Park were sentenced to probation and banned from national parks for a year.

Jeff Deck and Benjamin Herson pleaded guilty Aug. 11 for the damage done March 28 at the park’s Desert View Watchtower. The sign was made by Mary Elizabeth Jane Colter, the architect who designed the rustic 1930s watchtower and other Grand Canyon-area landmarks.

The script writers from Monk should really call these guys:

Deck and Herson, both 28, toured the United States this spring, wiping out errors on government and private signs. They were interviewed by NPR and the Chicago Tribune, which called them “a pair of Kerouacs armed with Sharpies and erasers and righteous indignation.”

Hubris, of course, was their problem:

An affidavit by National Park Service agent Christopher A. Smith said investigators learned of the vandalism from an Internet site operated by Deck on behalf of the Typo Eradication Advancement League, or TEAL.

Authorities said a diary written by Deck reported that while visiting the watchtower, he and Herson “discovered a hand-rendered sign inside that, I regret to report, contained a few errors.”

And also was somewhat historic.

Anyway – they were dragged to justice.

I like the occasional happy ending.

[Streisand] The way…we…

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

 …were [end Streisand]

 

State of the Race

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

The Greatest Tradition Ever – Triumphant Tuesday Edition!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Join AM1280 The Patriot and its galaxy of stars[1] with expanded local coverage at the Minnesota State Fair! 

Tonight – I will be live at the Patriot’s posh new digs, on Dan Patch just inside the main (Snelling Avenue) gate, across from the DFL booth!  I’ll be on from 5-7PM.

This is gonna be fuuuuun!

Catch the show – on the air at AM1280 in the Metro, or streaming at AM1280’s Website, or via podcast at Townhall.

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Ground Support

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

So, like a couple thousand of our fellow Minnesotans, I’m going to be downtown on September 1, standing along the route of the big “demonstration” by the Republican National Convention.

I’ll be among a group of a few thousand Minnesotans carrying signs that look like this…:

…and if you support the troops and their mission, I’d like you to join us. 

Here’s the current plan:

  1. Meet at Triangle Park in Saint Paul.  It’s right by the Cathedral, northeast of the Capitol

    It’s got a memorial in it to the First Minnesota Regiment; the park looks like this:

  2. Pick up a sign.  The current plan is to have a lot of them spotted at Triangle Park, ready to go.
  3. After you get a sign, amble down to West Seventh Street, by the X. 

    I say “amble” because you don’t need a permit to amble in Saint Paul. 

  4. We’ll meet.  And as the cloud of smug rolls by on the street, we’ll wave our signs, and smile, and let them bellow their precious little hearts out.  And we’ll show the media that not everyone in the Twin Cities is a kool-aid sotted loser.
  5. We’ll go forth and win the election in November.

So you might be asking yourself – “How do I get to Saint Paul, especially given that traffic is going to be a madhouse even without a bunch of screeching weasel demonstrators trying to blockade traffic”. 

I’ll be posting some shortcuts and easy transit routes to downtown later this week.  It’ll save you a lot of hassle.  Trust me.

Sticking It To “The Man” In Saint Paul

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

So last night Ed and I were hosting the show at the Fair.  Our booth is across from the DFL booth; for the first time, we get a significant number of Democrats standing about. 

Some of them are genuinely nonplussed that not everyone at the fair thinks like them.  The cognitive dissonance is palpable.

It was about 5:225.  Ed’s on stage, I’m out in the seats with the mobile mike working the crowd.

A guy in an Obama shirt starts yelling something at us. 

I walk to him, and ask him to repeat himself. 

Our mobile mike has an effective range, in these chaotic outdoor conditions, of about 30 feet.  The guy’s standing about 35 feet from the stage; as I talk to him, the signal cuts out.  I step back about five feet, and it cuts back in.

“Sir”, I say, “our policy is to let liberals on first – but could I ask you to step over here so our signal can…”

“No!” he yells.  “I’m not stepping over there”.

Wow.  That’ll show all us swiftboating neocons!

I held the mike up higher, and walked over to him.  The signal held.

“So what is it you’re saying?”

“I couldn’t believe you guys are a real station.  I’ve never heard you before.  But everything on here is all lies”. 

Wow.  Amazing conclusion after two minutes’ listening. 

Stereotypes Reinforced While U Wait

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

According to Paul Demko, a couple of Obama supporters drove 2,200 miles from Santa Cruz to Denver in a car completely covered in Obama stickers…:

 While picking up my press credentials I came across this Volvo stationwagon parked in front of the Hampton Inn & Suites (doing double duty as the press epicenter for the Democratic Party). Sisters Samantha and Annie Woods drove the vehicle 2,200 miles from Santa Cruz, California. Most impressive: the Obamamobile lacks any air conditioning.

…thereby confirming a number of stereotypes.

  1. Democratic women are lousy navigators.  Mapquest shows the route is really more like 1,200 miles.
  2. A Volvo wagon.
  3. A Volvo wagon gets, what?  15 miles to the gallon?  Way to save energy, Clairol Twins.
  4. Obama stickers went for, what, a buck a pop?  Nope – no dissipate patricians here.
  5. I repeat:  a Volvo wagon.

Oh, lord, do I wish I were there with a camera.

Time Machine?

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

MPR’s Tom Scheck is in Denver, and he says the trouble started bright and early yesterday:

Several protesters shut down the LRT and bus lines in downtown Denver for about thirty minutes this afternoon. How do I know? Well, I was waiting to get on the LRT and saw several dozen cops marching up the road. So I followed them and found out why my wait at the transit stop was so long.

 Protesters.

The good news?

Dozens of police in full riot gear were ready to roll when the incident started. The police eventually got the protesters, the onlookers and the media to stay on the sidewalks. The only disruption came from this one protester who rode her bike around the police barricades.

Photo of egregiously hideous Code Pinko omitted due to it being breakfast time.

From The Mouths Of Senators

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Senator Amy “A-Klo” Klobuchar is all a-twitter about the Biden selection.

Or is she? (emphasi9s added):

What he brings to Barack Obama is the fact that he is not a ‘yes’ man. He’s going to challenge Sen. Obama to be the best president he can be,” the Minnesota Democrat said.

He reminds her of former Vice President Walter Mondale. “Mondale brought candid advice to President Carter. Joe Biden will do the same for Barack Obama,” she said.

So even A-Klo thinks Obama’s the next Carter?

Sweet.

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