Commence Phase 2
By Mitch Berg
My only New Years’ resolution was to “get back into less-pathetic shape”. I’ve stuck with it.
Phase 1 of the resolution – working out at the “Y” 2-4 times a week, as well as eating less-crappily – has been going on apace since January. It’s had some results. Could and needs to be better, but Rome wasn’t built in a day.
Phase 2 – biking the ten-mile round-trip to and from work all summer, now that I don’t have to be hauling kids around every morning and my bike is all fixed up – starts today. I’ve identified a less-suicidal route downtown, found my company’s shower room and a place to park the bike, and arranged space for extra clothes, deodorant, and splints in my cube’s cupboard.
Phase 3 – a spree of retributive ass-kicking – exists as a “planning-only” exercise.
Phase 4 – finding my true destiny with Marisa Tomei – is still TBA.





June 22nd, 2007 at 6:48 am
Skip the other three and go straight to Phase 4, Mitch.
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:25 am
So, who’s on the list for phase 3 then? 😉
June 22nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Is Phase 2b hiring Chuck Norris for Ass Kicking training?
June 25th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Mitch has excellent judgment when it comes to music and the ladies. Marisa Tomei is wicked hot. (Or at least she was in that My Cousin Vinnie – Angryclown hasn’t really seen her since then.)