Commence Phase 2

By Mitch Berg

My only New Years’ resolution was to “get back into less-pathetic shape”.  I’ve stuck with it.

Phase 1 of the resolution – working out at the “Y” 2-4 times a week, as well as eating less-crappily – has been going on apace since January.  It’s had some results.  Could and needs to be better, but Rome wasn’t built in a day.

Phase 2 – biking the ten-mile round-trip to and from work all summer, now that I don’t have to be hauling kids around every morning and my bike is all fixed up – starts today.  I’ve identified a less-suicidal route downtown, found my company’s shower room and a place to park the bike, and arranged space for extra clothes, deodorant, and splints in my cube’s cupboard.

Phase 3 – a spree of retributive ass-kicking – exists as a “planning-only” exercise.

Phase 4 – finding my true destiny with Marisa Tomei – is still TBA.

4 Responses to “Commence Phase 2”

  1. Paul Says:

    Skip the other three and go straight to Phase 4, Mitch.

  2. Troy Says:

    So, who’s on the list for phase 3 then? 😉

  3. predator Says:

    Is Phase 2b hiring Chuck Norris for Ass Kicking training?

  4. angryclown Says:

    Mitch has excellent judgment when it comes to music and the ladies. Marisa Tomei is wicked hot. (Or at least she was in that My Cousin Vinnie – Angryclown hasn’t really seen her since then.)

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