Normal states: “[sighing, shaking heads]. OK, whatever, Minnesota. Are you done yet?”

Minnesota: “Oh, hell no. Texas, you better keep that ICE agent in custody during our extradition hearing!”

Texas: “Er, yeah. About that. The Supreme Court in “In Re Neagel…” says that while Federal law enforcement agents are doing federal law enforcement-y things, they are federal, not state, jurisdiction. So until the actual issues are resolved…”

Minnesota: “But…but…DUE PROCESS”

Normal states: “This IS due process”

Minnesota: “‘Due process’ means ‘we get what WE want!'”

Normie states: “That’s not what it means.”

Texas: “Also FU”

MN: “HEY!” 

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