You Say You Wonder…
By Mitch Berg
…if the city of Minneapolis’s priorities are in order.
I see your question, and raise you…:
That’ll help.
Me? I don’t want no scrubs.
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July 20th, 2023 at 9:17 am
Oh, funny, Huntington Bank inherited the naming rights to the Gopher’s football stadium when they bought out TCF Bank. As an Ohio company with headquarters in Columbus, the city with another (much more successful) sports university, I’m sure they’re very proud.
July 20th, 2023 at 9:33 am
I am so proud that the city finally, finally I say, mustered the courage to recognize Bouncy, er Beyonce.
Now, may I ask, what is their position on minority rights in Slovenia? A breathless world awaits a reply.
July 20th, 2023 at 9:57 am
Beyonce? Is she still alive? So 2015.
July 20th, 2023 at 11:18 am
I can’t imagine Beyonce was here to receive her honor. I wonder if she even knew about it? I wonder if she even cared?
July 20th, 2023 at 11:37 am
Bill, she won’t be caught dead in MSP. Literally.
July 20th, 2023 at 12:12 pm
JPA, that just shows she has a speck of intelligence and self-preservation.
July 20th, 2023 at 2:48 pm
I think Taylor Swift got TWO “Days”, probably because of racism – or because she had two shows.
July 20th, 2023 at 3:35 pm
I for one am all in favor of this. I’m not a fan of her work, and quite frankly would have trouble recognizing any of her songs, but it strikes me that if the Minneapolis Politburo is wasting time recognizing her, they cannot be wreaking havoc on the city at the same time. The world needs more boards of aldermen who are so wise as to engage in rhetorical self-pleasuring instead of trying, pitifully, to do their jobs.
July 20th, 2023 at 9:13 pm
bike – it hardly takes any time or thought at all to make a proclamation, especially if it’s been pre-written by the star’s flacks or your “messaging” team. It’s flashy, plays well, makes a good photo op while the twinkling lights blind the spectators – all while the Council and their flying monkeys are in the back working out the details to – oh, I don’t know – require homeowners to take immigrants and homeless into their homes.
July 20th, 2023 at 9:17 pm
Well, we then need to have a regulation that all resolutions naming a day in honor of celebrities need to be Italian sonnets, iambic pentameter and rhyme schemes and all.
July 21st, 2023 at 9:07 am
bike – ChatGPT can knock that out for them, too.
July 21st, 2023 at 8:21 pm
I can see why they’re honoring her…she’s a musical genius
🎶I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass pussy
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
🎶Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
🎶Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this pussy right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it’s inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This pussy is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I’m surprised
Let’s role play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don’t cook, I don’t clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)🎵🎵
This should be required material in every grade 3 music class…maybe it already is.