12 thoughts on “You Say You Wonder…”

1. Oh, funny, Huntington Bank inherited the naming rights to the Gopher’s football stadium when they bought out TCF Bank. As an Ohio company with headquarters in Columbus, the city with another (much more successful) sports university, I’m sure they’re very proud.

2. I am so proud that the city finally, finally I say, mustered the courage to recognize Bouncy, er Beyonce.

   Now, may I ask, what is their position on minority rights in Slovenia? A breathless world awaits a reply.

3. Beyonce? Is she still alive? So 2015.

4. I can’t imagine Beyonce was here to receive her honor. I wonder if she even knew about it? I wonder if she even cared?

5. Bill, she won’t be caught dead in MSP. Literally.

6. JPA, that just shows she has a speck of intelligence and self-preservation.

7. I think Taylor Swift got TWO “Days”, probably because of racism – or because she had two shows.

8. I for one am all in favor of this. I’m not a fan of her work, and quite frankly would have trouble recognizing any of her songs, but it strikes me that if the Minneapolis Politburo is wasting time recognizing her, they cannot be wreaking havoc on the city at the same time. The world needs more boards of aldermen who are so wise as to engage in rhetorical self-pleasuring instead of trying, pitifully, to do their jobs.

9. bike – it hardly takes any time or thought at all to make a proclamation, especially if it’s been pre-written by the star’s flacks or your “messaging” team. It’s flashy, plays well, makes a good photo op while the twinkling lights blind the spectators – all while the Council and their flying monkeys are in the back working out the details to – oh, I don’t know – require homeowners to take immigrants and homeless into their homes.

10. Well, we then need to have a regulation that all resolutions naming a day in honor of celebrities need to be Italian sonnets, iambic pentameter and rhyme schemes and all.

11. bike – ChatGPT can knock that out for them, too.

12. I can see why they’re honoring her…she’s a musical genius

    🎶I said, certified freak
    Seven days a week
    Wet ass pussy
    Make that pull-out game weak, woo

    🎶Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy
    Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
    Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy

    🎶Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge
    Extra large and extra hard
    Put this pussy right in your face
    Swipe your nose like a credit card
    Hop on top, I wanna ride
    I do a kegel while it’s inside
    Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
    This pussy is wet, come take a dive
    Tie me up like I’m surprised
    Let’s role play, I wear a disguise
    I want you to park that big Mack truck
    Right in this little garage
    Make it cream, make me scream
    Out in public, make a scene
    I don’t cook, I don’t clean
    But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)🎵🎵

    This should be required material in every grade 3 music class…maybe it already is.

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