Metaphor Alert

By Mitch Berg

Biden and Trudeau, prancing about Beijing…

…in Mao jackets:

https://twitter.com/Yolo304741/status/1591903699840143360

I’d say “call the metaphor police”, but I guess it’s “Metaphor Red Guards” in this case…

9 Responses to “Metaphor Alert”

  1. Blade Nzimande Says:

    Pedo Joe has no idea where he is, or what he is wearing. He puts on the clothes they give him, toddles out and stands where is he told to stand.

    Trudeau is thinking how swell his pool boy will look in that jacket.

  2. Scott Hughes Says:

    A Commie has to do what a Commie has to do!

  3. Emery Says:

    I have a technical question, Tom.

    How does Putin’s ass actually taste? Like sunshine on a Spring day with the sweet smell of honey in the air?

  4. SmithStCrx Says:

    Remember, it’s culture appropriation unless it’s being done by a liberal politician kowtowing to another country’s leadership or merely just apologizing for their whiteness.

  5. bikebubba Says:

    If they were really Mao jackets, wouldn’t they be blue or green denim, and definitely wouldn’t be fitted to their shoulders or lined with hair canvas, which they obviously are.

    At least it’s not as embarrassing as Trudeau in his Kurta visiting India, or Modi in his Mountie’s outfit when he visited Canada.

  6. Blade Nzimande Says:

    🐀 asked: “How does Putin’s ass actually taste?”

    That’s not the question, rAT. The question is why do you wonder what another man’s ass tastes like? Do you have a favorite flavor? Is your mouth watering?

    Just kidding, scumbag. No one want’s to know what kind of filth goes on in your empty head.

  7. FRESCHFISCH Says:

    My neck is getting sore from shaking my head.

  8. Ultra Maga Mammuthus Primigenesis Says:

    Biden is so old . . . I wonder why he keeps at it? Trying to extract the last few dribbles of graft from his mediocre political career, I suppose.

  9. bikebubba Says:

    UMMP: my best guess is that he’s working hard to get enough dough to keep his son in hookers and blow. The trouble is that it’s awful hard to keep the budget ahead of a guy like that.

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