Extremism Watch
By Mitch Berg
Governor Klink (or one of the chirpy 20-somethings in his communications office) writes:
So let’s make sure we’ve got this straight. The governor whose party says:
- public safety is a “privilege”
- We need to ban most/all guns
- The police should be defunded or radically reorganized
- Parents should just shut up and let teachers and school administrators do their thinking for them
- A five-year-old can pick their own sex
- entire (politically favorable) classes of debt should be eliminated without consequencedebt should be eradicated without consequence
- Society needs to be radically rebuilt from the core outward
- fetuses should be abortable until birth, if not after
… feels the need to warn us about “extremism“?
August 22nd, 2022 at 7:41 am
What are “Minnesota values”…
In Haiku form?
Go
August 22nd, 2022 at 7:46 am
Degenerate slobs
Compete with blacks for cash prizes
Lunatic gameshow
August 22nd, 2022 at 7:52 am
blame whites salute others
change nothing
always signal my virtue
with lies
August 22nd, 2022 at 7:56 am
Blade;
“Minnesota Values” is a term, made up by the DemoCommies and means whatever they say it means, to their low information voting base.
August 22nd, 2022 at 8:18 am
All the best haiku
Uses Ramones song structure
So beat on this, brat
The Alliance For
A Better Minnesota
Goebels Goebels Hey
August 22nd, 2022 at 8:22 am
So the governor who used his emergency powers to lock people in their own homes is against extremism?
Hoo-boy, that’s some crazy stuff, right there. Oof-da!
August 22nd, 2022 at 8:47 am
Mr. D that is ridiculous. Anyone that knows anything about setting music to Haiku knows Country and Haiku go together like peas and carrots
My tranny mama/
Tried to raise me better but/
Sex change I denied/
August 22nd, 2022 at 8:56 am
Democracy means
government run by Democrats
and the media hacks.
August 22nd, 2022 at 8:57 am
So long as you think
exactly the same as me,
All are welcome here,
August 22nd, 2022 at 8:59 am
Science is our guide,
so the lockdowns will go on
til morale improves.
August 22nd, 2022 at 9:06 am
Now I guess we have
To tell him that Walz has got
No cerebellum
August 22nd, 2022 at 9:17 am
My baby needs shoes
My rent is due tomorrow
where is my Walz bux?
August 22nd, 2022 at 10:07 am
^^
You were all in
For Hillary to win
Your Grinch The Donald stole your scene
August 22nd, 2022 at 10:16 am
The troll is obsessed
With the bad bad Orange Man
Can’t handle meter
August 22nd, 2022 at 10:39 am
I was born to lose
And not to write poetry
My name? Emery.
August 22nd, 2022 at 11:02 am
Haiku mystery/
For 80 IQ Nitwits/
Meter is too hard/
August 22nd, 2022 at 11:07 am
Bring your children here/
We groom them for sex pleasure/
Public school time again!/
August 22nd, 2022 at 11:23 am
White teachers all bad/
Come layoffs, they must go first/
Because slavery, you see/
State changing, you’re mad/
don’t need B plus citizens/
move to Florida/
Be glad to pay more/
for Better Minnesota/
for them, not for you/
August 22nd, 2022 at 1:19 pm
You win, you keep cash/
We win, we take your money/
Cy Thao, Democrat/
August 22nd, 2022 at 1:34 pm
war in desert looms/
i’m too important to serve/
run for governor/
deadly virus here/
his candy store essential/
all others lock down hard/
twin city burning/
daughter tweeting police plans/
nothing to see here/
New York has light rail/
Chicago too, and DC/
what are we, chop liver/
August 22nd, 2022 at 8:50 pm
Dang Bigman, you are on a roll!! You are the haiku master!
August 22nd, 2022 at 8:53 pm
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August 23rd, 2022 at 8:52 am
Extremism adjacent headline in the LA Times:
OPINION
Op-Ed: Why CNN’s efforts to appease democracy’s enemies will backfire
I’m pleased to see the degenerates say it out loud: we’re enemies. We hate each other and appeasement is not an option. Couldn’t agree more. But what to do?
I remain committed to advocate for a peaceful separation, but stay prepared for the worst.
August 23rd, 2022 at 8:55 am
And now, in Haiku form
Degenerate scum/
Chomping at the bit for war/
Much regret later/
August 23rd, 2022 at 9:12 am
A man did once teach in Mankato
He wanted to be someone great, so
He ran from the war
And locked all our doors
Then let St. George burn Minneap-o
i know its lame but limericks are a lot harder than haikus
August 23rd, 2022 at 10:34 am
monkeys with laptops
accidentally produce
the works of Shakespeare
August 23rd, 2022 at 11:47 am
the assignment was to state minnesota values in haiku form but those aren’t minnesota values
you spent a lot of time in slow class didn’t you
August 23rd, 2022 at 1:11 pm
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