Governor Klink (or one of the chirpy 20-somethings in his communications office) writes:
So let’s make sure we’ve got this straight. The governor whose party says:
- public safety is a “privilege”
- We need to ban most/all guns
- The police should be defunded or radically reorganized
- Parents should just shut up and let teachers and school administrators do their thinking for them
- A five-year-old can pick their own sex
- entire (politically favorable) classes of debt should be eliminated without consequencedebt should be eradicated without consequence
- Society needs to be radically rebuilt from the core outward
- fetuses should be abortable until birth, if not after
… feels the need to warn us about “extremism“?
What are “Minnesota values”…
In Haiku form?
Go
Degenerate slobs
Compete with blacks for cash prizes
Lunatic gameshow
blame whites salute others
change nothing
always signal my virtue
with lies
Blade;
“Minnesota Values” is a term, made up by the DemoCommies and means whatever they say it means, to their low information voting base.
All the best haiku
Uses Ramones song structure
So beat on this, brat
The Alliance For
A Better Minnesota
Goebels Goebels Hey
So the governor who used his emergency powers to lock people in their own homes is against extremism?
Hoo-boy, that’s some crazy stuff, right there. Oof-da!
Mr. D that is ridiculous. Anyone that knows anything about setting music to Haiku knows Country and Haiku go together like peas and carrots
My tranny mama/
Tried to raise me better but/
Sex change I denied/
Democracy means
government run by Democrats
and the media hacks.
So long as you think
exactly the same as me,
All are welcome here,
Science is our guide,
so the lockdowns will go on
til morale improves.
Now I guess we have
To tell him that Walz has got
No cerebellum
My baby needs shoes
My rent is due tomorrow
where is my Walz bux?
^^
You were all in
For Hillary to win
Your Grinch The Donald stole your scene
The troll is obsessed
With the bad bad Orange Man
Can’t handle meter
I was born to lose
And not to write poetry
My name? Emery.
Haiku mystery/
For 80 IQ Nitwits/
Meter is too hard/
Bring your children here/
We groom them for sex pleasure/
Public school time again!/
White teachers all bad/
Come layoffs, they must go first/
Because slavery, you see/
State changing, you’re mad/
don’t need B plus citizens/
move to Florida/
Be glad to pay more/
for Better Minnesota/
for them, not for you/
You win, you keep cash/
We win, we take your money/
Cy Thao, Democrat/
war in desert looms/
i’m too important to serve/
run for governor/
deadly virus here/
his candy store essential/
all others lock down hard/
twin city burning/
daughter tweeting police plans/
nothing to see here/
New York has light rail/
Chicago too, and DC/
what are we, chop liver/
Dang Bigman, you are on a roll!! You are the haiku master!
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Extremism adjacent headline in the LA Times:
OPINION
Op-Ed: Why CNN’s efforts to appease democracy’s enemies will backfire
I’m pleased to see the degenerates say it out loud: we’re enemies. We hate each other and appeasement is not an option. Couldn’t agree more. But what to do?
I remain committed to advocate for a peaceful separation, but stay prepared for the worst.
And now, in Haiku form
Degenerate scum/
Chomping at the bit for war/
Much regret later/
A man did once teach in Mankato
He wanted to be someone great, so
He ran from the war
And locked all our doors
Then let St. George burn Minneap-o
i know its lame but limericks are a lot harder than haikus
monkeys with laptops
accidentally produce
the works of Shakespeare
the assignment was to state minnesota values in haiku form but those aren’t minnesota values
you spent a lot of time in slow class didn’t you
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