We Have A Plan

By Mitch Berg

Just saw a Joe Biden ad. If he’s president, on day one, he will implement the plan he’s been advocating since March. Okay, what is it? Nope, not going to tell us, it’s a secret plan to defeat the virus. But it does include masks.

Joe Doakes 

I watch those Joe Biden ads – it seems the old duffer has a plan for everything.

If it’s borrowed from Andrew Cuomo, I’ll pass.

By the way – those TV spots are the audio equivalent of those old ransom notes cut together from letters from magazines and newspapers; the audio is clearly stitched together from coherent sentences.

It’s like the stress and emphasis changes within a single sentence.

They may be better off hiring a Biden impersonator.

4 Responses to “We Have A Plan”

  1. Scott Hughes Says:

    For the Biden impersonator I’m thinking Tim Conway (the worlds oldest man).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id_JF7cV_wg

  2. Night Writer Says:

    “In a Harris-Biden administration…”

  3. Night Writer Says:

    Tim Conway is dead, unfortunately. Another good stand-in would have been Professor Irwin Corey, but he’s dead, too. Somehow, Biden (and Keith Richards) just keep on going.

  4. stevew Says:

    “…clearly stitched together from coherent sentences.”

    Did you, by chance, actually mean “clearly stitched together *to* *form* coherent sentences”?

    When it comes to coherency, I have my doubts about the original source material; certainly the final product is borderline on qualifying.

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