We Have A Plan
By Mitch Berg
Just saw a Joe Biden ad. If he’s president, on day one, he will implement the plan he’s been advocating since March. Okay, what is it? Nope, not going to tell us, it’s a secret plan to defeat the virus. But it does include masks.
Joe Doakes
I watch those Joe Biden ads – it seems the old duffer has a plan for everything.
If it’s borrowed from Andrew Cuomo, I’ll pass.
By the way – those TV spots are the audio equivalent of those old ransom notes cut together from letters from magazines and newspapers; the audio is clearly stitched together from coherent sentences.
It’s like the stress and emphasis changes within a single sentence.
They may be better off hiring a Biden impersonator.
September 24th, 2020 at 7:16 am
For the Biden impersonator I’m thinking Tim Conway (the worlds oldest man).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=id_JF7cV_wg
September 24th, 2020 at 9:41 am
“In a Harris-Biden administration…”
September 24th, 2020 at 9:43 am
Tim Conway is dead, unfortunately. Another good stand-in would have been Professor Irwin Corey, but he’s dead, too. Somehow, Biden (and Keith Richards) just keep on going.
September 24th, 2020 at 2:05 pm
“…clearly stitched together from coherent sentences.”
Did you, by chance, actually mean “clearly stitched together *to* *form* coherent sentences”?
When it comes to coherency, I have my doubts about the original source material; certainly the final product is borderline on qualifying.