We Have A Plan

Joe Doakes from Como Park emails:

Just saw a Joe Biden ad. If he’s president, on day one, he will implement the plan he’s been advocating since March. Okay, what is it? Nope, not going to tell us, it’s a secret plan to defeat the virus. But it does include masks.

Joe DoakesĀ 

I watch those Joe Biden ads – it seems the old duffer has a plan for everything.

If it’s borrowed from Andrew Cuomo, I’ll pass.

By the way – those TV spots are the audio equivalent of those old ransom notes cut together from letters from magazines and newspapers; the audio is clearly stitched together from coherent sentences.

It’s like the stress and emphasis changes within a single sentence.

They may be better off hiring a Biden impersonator.

4 thoughts on “We Have A Plan

  1. Tim Conway is dead, unfortunately. Another good stand-in would have been Professor Irwin Corey, but he’s dead, too. Somehow, Biden (and Keith Richards) just keep on going.

  2. “…clearly stitched together from coherent sentences.”

    Did you, by chance, actually mean “clearly stitched together *to* *form* coherent sentences”?

    When it comes to coherency, I have my doubts about the original source material; certainly the final product is borderline on qualifying.

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