Just Not Your Day

By Mitch Berg

Would-be armed robber in Arizona learns you shouldn’t bring a knife to a chair, fist and big stick fight:

I love a happy ending.

10 Responses to “Just Not Your Day”

  1. Swiftee Pinochet Says:

    The robbery hoodie.

    Yet another example of a whyman appropriating black culture.

  2. bosshoss429 Says:

    Sniff! Sniff! I always cry when there are happy endings.

  3. Night Writer Says:

    I love the older guy in the blue shirt who walks in front of the store while this is going on, looks in, and decides to keep right on walking.

  4. bikebubba Says:

    What Bosshoss says. Hint; when there are several workers who would plausibly fit in at a biker bar around you, you want something more persuasive than a knife to carry the day.

  5. shakingmyhead Says:

    Night Writer: So much fun going on in the background, in addition to the guy that walks past like it’s a daily occurance. At 38 seconds in, there’s a guy putting on latex (or nitrite) gloves. So many questions about why he’s putting on sterile gloves. Also, around 55 seconds, the guy in the baseball cap leans in, gives him about 5 punches to the head, leans back, and then back in for a few more punches. Was he tired? Was this set to music, and he had a big bass drum part?

  6. Loren Says:

    Guy, using broom handle to poke in a few times. Then, finally, at about 1 minute in, the one guy finally decides to call the police.

  7. Night Writer Says:

    SMH: I noticed the latex gloves as well, and wondered if perhaps the guy they were beating on was bleeding and he suddenly was concerned about getting a disease. And why did he have gloves on him? Was he a paramedic appreciating the chance to be on the front-end of the call for a change?

  8. Night Writer Says:

    “Mister, you oughta find yourself another line of work. This one sure don’t fit your pistol.”

    https://youtu.be/mAOQXBfW60o?t=3m10s

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  10. Loren Says:

    There was what appears to be blood on the floor, after the cops led him away.

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