I Smell a Michigan Welfare Program Coming Up!

By Mitch Berg

North Dakota reclaims its rightful place as Snow Angel Capitol of the World:

More than 8,900 people flapped their arms and legs on the state Capitol grounds Saturday in an attempt to reclaim the record, which was snatched away about a year ago in Michigan.

The Guinness Book of Records still must confirm the number. The snow angel category was created in 2002 when 1,791 people made snow angels on the Capitol grounds in North Dakota.


Marilyn Snyder, curator of education for the State Historical Society of North Dakota, said 8,910 people registered for Saturday’s attempt to break the record of 3,784 snow angels set by students at Michigan Technological University in Houghton.

“That’s more than 5,000 more people than what Michigan had,” Snyder said. “It’s going to be tough to top.”

Stay out of this, Hewitt…

(Via Red)

7 Responses to “I Smell a Michigan Welfare Program Coming Up!”

  1. Kermit Says:

    They got the entire population to show up? Amazing.

  2. Chad The Elder Says:

    To echo Kermit’s point, this is an escalation that North Dakota is bound to lose. The numbers just aren’t there.

  3. Nordeaster Says:

    I thought the world record was held by Nazi Germany on the fields of Russia.

    (As Graham Norton says…don’t bother phoning, we’re sorry already.

  4. Mitch Says:

    Were the numbers there when Finland clobbered Russia? When the RAF beat the Luftwaffe? At Thermopylae…

    …er, delete that last one.

  5. Chad The Elder Says:

    And the first one. While the Finns held the Red Army at bay for a time, when the Russo-Finnish War was over, it wasn’t the Russians making territorial concessions and ceding 10% of their land.

  6. Mitch Says:

    the Finns held the Red Army at bay for a time

    Yep. And when the snow melts, the “time” is up.

    Michigan may be a bigger state, but Houghton ain’t exactly Detroit.

    (I presume).

  7. Nordeaster Says:

    Houghton’s population is just over 7,000. I don’t know if any of Michigan Tech’s 6,600 students are counted in that. The entire county has only 35,000, so it will be tough to beat the N. Dakota mark.

    The snow angel event is part of Michigan Tech’s winter carnival, along with an ice sculpture contest and a massive broomball tournament. The only reason I know this is that my son is most likely going to Michigan Tech next year.

    They would probably be several hundred more people in Houghton, but the environmentalists have been blocking them from re-opening a couple of the existing copper mines. It’s not like their opening a new wound in the earth, just picking open an existing scab.

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